Ty Roland's latest review

[BewareofNick]

This is from Ty's latest review:

 

Meet this young man when he was located in Atlanta. Flew him down for the week. Had such a great time, convinced him to move down here so I could have him at least once a month or even once a week. He's been down here ever since the end of March of this year. I'm in no way dissatisfied with my decision to help him move here. Nice body, tight legs, nice straight cock, and always delivers the load. This young man can become an addiction. Better him than drugs or alcohol. He's clean except for his herbal usage. Awesome conversationilist, and loves his porn. His collection of 501's (levi's) is a sight to see. Never does this young man ever wear any underwear, to my knowledge. When we go out, it seems all eyes turn towards his package. One hour isn't enough for me, so I take the 4 hour option. The scheduling of this is all handled 1 day in advance. Servicing this cock is all I'm into. All Ty delivers is dick for sucking. I have no problem with that, his cock is worth worshipping. All he sells is SPERM.

 

You:

 

I'm a semi-retired senior citizen, wanting to just blow straight guys. All i prefer to do is suck them off. That's all. Just a cock worshipper!

 

Maybe it's just me, but this reads more like an informercial than a review. First he sets the stage that Ty is like a drug (not neccesarily a good thing, but...) Then he explains that there's a one hour or four hour plan. Finally wrapping it up with Ty only being into cock worship..OVER AND OVER AND OVER..ad nauseum. Talk about overkill. I know escorts post phony reviews here sometimes to drum up business (as do disgruntled clients) but at least he could have had one sent in that was a little bit more believeable and a lot less like and advertisment.

[Traveller]

Yeah, but BON for a real yuck, re-read Adam's review from yesterday. I wonder if Adam knows Laurent.

 

Later.

 

PS. If the meter's clicking at $100 per minute, I want scorts numbering in double digits supplying all of the bumps and every orifice (including ears and nostrils - when not otherwise occupied) visited at least twice by every scort.

[BewareofNick]

Traveller, that review is SO sad. Why would anyone become obsessed enough with an escort to pay $3000 for 30 minutes? He's either an idiot or he has money to burn....

[+ Lucky]

GUYS- Please DO NOT discourage reviews like these! This is entertainment, and sometimes the real reviews read so much the same. Since we are not going to hire these off the wall reviewees anyway, let's just enjoy the show, so to speak!:9