Men with pussies... what do you think?

[Epigonos]

I getting so fucking sick and tired of all the sensitive politically correct vocabulary with which we are, in society today, being forced to live. I don’t even much like the word dick. Dick is a word I used when I was in junior high school a century ago. I am an avid COCK SUCKER I am NOT an avid dick sucker and I am certainly NOT an avid penis sucker. With this stated I see absolutely nothing wrong with using the word CUNT on the Forums of this site. Now I’m certainly NOT going to use the words COCK and CUNT at my Aunt Lucy’s next tea party but then this Forum isn’t her tea party, is it.

[Guest Spanky]

I am with NYTomcat and the good Dr. on this. Here we are about fucking, cocks, assholes. And when it comes to it, cunts.

 

When was the last time that anyone here went on about the anus or, God forbid, Houston's valves?

 

Now Chaucer's term, the nether eye, I could get behind.

 

I had never heard "Houston's valves" before, but after googling it I am definitely going to try and work it into conversation. Maybe at my next colonoscopy...please doctor, a little to the left, you're encroaching on my Houston's valve.

[AdamSmith]

P.S. Steve Martin, as ever, gets it right...

 

...And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs," "jugs," "Winnebagos" or "golden bozos."

 

You should only refer to them as "hooters."

[NYTomcat]

P.S. Steve Martin, as ever, gets it right...

 

...And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs," "jugs," "Winnebagos" or "golden bozos."

 

You should only refer to them as "hooters."

 

Roflmao. But doesn't that confuse them with the restaurant chain lol

 

Then again that probably why I like big macs

[AdamSmith]

Then again that probably why I like big macs

 

Har!

 

Found the whole thing, from one of his Saturday Night Live monologs:

 

Steve Martin:

 

Do I look okay? I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Hey. Where has Steve been? Haven't seen him on 'Saturday Night Live' in a while.." [ chuckles ] They want me. They call me every week to do the show. But I have been holding out for a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together ] And so the calls fly back and forth, and I made a deal, and I'm very happy to be here tonight. I wish I'd asked for money instead of a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together again ]

 

You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.."

 

[ heavy music starts to play ]

 

"What I Believe."

 

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

 

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

 

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

 

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

 

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

 

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

 

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

 

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

 

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

 

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

 

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

 

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

 

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.

 

We'll be right back.

[JackTwist]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with using the word CUNT on the Forums of this site. Now I’m certainly NOT going to use the words COCK and CUNT at my Aunt Lucy’s next tea party but then this Forum isn’t her tea party, is it.

 

Well said, Epigonos. I concur! Aunt Lucy would probably agree, too.

[josephga]

Maybe it depends on the area a person grew up in. I never say penis unless talking to a doctor. I never say cunt but pussy. I have never said cock but say dick. Only time iv ever heard anyone say cock is in porn

[NYTomcat]

Maybe it depends on the area a person grew up in. I never say penis unless talking to a doctor. I never say cunt but pussy. I have never said cock but say dick. Only time iv ever heard anyone say cock is in porn

 

It must be locale but here in NY a dick is an asshole and a cock is just arrogant. No wonder we are so fucked up.

[Epigonos]

Oh damn NYTomcat did your post just bring back memories. I taught high school for years and absolutely loved it. One day I pissed off a girl in the front row of one of my classes. She muttered “dick” under her breath loud enough, of course, that I and several student heard her. I looked at her innocently and quizzically said, “Dick my name is X”. He immediately responded “I didn’t mean you I meant him” pointing to the student next to her. This time I said “His name is Bill and my name is X what is going on?” By that point she was purple with embarrassment and the entire class was rolling in the aisles laughing. I, on the other hand, simple stood there smiling innocently. She was so humiliated that I certainly didn’t need to send to the Guidance Office on a discipline referral and she NEVER EVER muttered under her breath again

[jimboivyo]

Don't get me wrong now, the term 'cunt' doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities- I just think it's a nasty word for a part of the female body I have absolutely no interest in. This is still Daddy's M4M, right?

[NYTomcat]

Don't get me wrong now, the term 'cunt' doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities- I just think it's a nasty word for a part of the female body I have absolutely no interest in. This is still Daddy's M4M, right?

 

Yes, But I do believe this cross over has an interest to some and it certainly is arguable that this is M4M (cunts pussies and vaginas not withstanding.) We wouldn't toss out a cross dresser or transgender would we. Not masculine but still having a M4M aspect. In fact I find some of Dr. BB pics more masculine than some men I know

[gregkidman]

First of all, the pictures are interesting. I liked the first one -- I would do him to satisfy my curiousity. But I think once would be enough.

 

Now, if there was a person with a female body but with a big cock. I am more interested. I like the idea of a woman fucking me and I have a choice of hanging onto her arms or her breasts. Or to see the breasts bouncing as s/he fucks me. The keyword is that the cock has to be BIG and THICK.

[NYTomcat]

Amen brother Greg. Although I think im pretty past even the bouncing breasts. OK I admit it firm hard chested men are the thing.

[+ Cash4Trash]

I'd call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.

[+ Lucky]

Not For My Eyes

 

I skipped this thread until I saw that cash4trash had made a comment. Lucky for me I didn't see the pictures though...

[Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg]

Maybe I'm just too genteel for my own good, but I prefer See You Next Tuesday

[gregkidman]

touch it

 

First of all, the pictures are interesting. I liked the first one -- I would touch it to satisfy my curiousity.

 

Now, if there was a person with a female body but with a big cock. I am more interested. I like the idea of a woman fucking me and I have a choice of hanging onto her arms or her breasts. Or to see the breasts bouncing as s/he fucks me. The keyword is that the cock has to be BIG and THICK.

[AdamSmith]

a female body but with a big cock.

 

These can be had. As noted in another post, http://www.eros.com is an ad site for not only female but also TVTS escorts. Trouble is, many TVTS ads say "8 FF [fully functional] inches" or some such, but the functionality (more often than the stated length) can be dubious. You just have to take a flyer and find out.

[instudiocity]

I had never heard "Houston's valves" before, but after googling it I am definitely going to try and work it into conversation. Maybe at my next colonoscopy...please doctor, a little to the left, you're encroaching on my Houston's valve.

 

HA! You funny, now let me see your nether eye!

[buzz]

I'm a gay bottom and i have truly enjoyed a number of encounters with FtM transmen. i find them erotic and usually very hot. Don't get me wrong. I love receiving cock but i have also learned to love oral sex with a man pussy, just as i have learned to love being topped by a chick with a dick.

buzz

[Guest Spanky]

First of all, the pictures are interesting. I liked the first one -- I would touch it to satisfy my curiousity.

 

Now, if there was a person with a female body but with a big cock. I am more interested. I like the idea of a woman fucking me and I have a choice of hanging onto her arms or her breasts. Or to see the breasts bouncing as s/he fucks me. The keyword is that the cock has to be BIG and THICK.

 

Greg - Under the heading of "Don't knock it till you've tried it" - have you ever been fucked by a woman with a strap-on?

[+ Tygerscent]

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