could these be escorts?

[+ glutes]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/2/627480/1250881589287.JPEG

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/2/627626/1250881763905.JPEG

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/2/627481/1250881538409.JPEG

[Mark Gordon]

Absolutely! Guys with short buzz cuts are hot!

*Runs his hands over his freshly cut #2*

[Guest EuropTravl]

Escorts do the handheld cameraphone in the bathroom mirror MySpace thing, not mugshots, so I say no. How many people did they kill?

[Guest ryan2552]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/2/627480/1250881589287.JPEG

 

 

They could be but right now they are all known for their criminal stupidity. Number one is my favorite and wish I could see the pic in color .....

 

"Surveillance video shows a young man entering a Badcock furniture store in Lakeland July 31 and trying, without success, to steal a TV, VCR and cash register. When he couldn't manage to get out the door he came in through, he had to break the glass to get away empty-handed. But what he left behind was a bizarre scene on tape. For some reason, he felt the need to drop his pants and show off his striped boxer shorts for the cameras."

[+ purplekow]

Believe the second guy was chased and almost caught by a 50 year old nun in full habit as they ran across a field near the convent. He had stolen some stuff from a nearby farm including a gun. (Another conscientious gun owner having his gun right out there to protect his home only someone can step in and steal it.)

The last guy, and the hottest of the three in my opinion, robbed a police station of some tazers and then got caught selling them.(This is just about as ballsy as you get)

[+ glutes]

Very good, most of you got it right.

They aren't escorts, they are the dumbest crooks going!

 

http://news.aol.com/article/dumb-criminal-suspects/633862?icid=main|main|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fdumb-criminal-suspects%2F633862

[Mark Gordon]

Escort Pics

 

Escorts do the handheld cameraphone in the bathroom mirror MySpace thing

 

Amateurs do the handheld cameraphone in the bathroom mirror thing.

Escorts have a professional photoshoot every year.