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GAIETY LINEUP FOR THE WEEK OF 1/3/2005


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1. AUSTIN: Back from his long hiatus his many fans will welcome his return. Fashion model handsome, he never breaks a sweat as he does his runway walk. We're the ones that do the sweating. Austin has a lean muscular body, a killer smile a rock hard dick that bounces with all the energy he doesn't put into his show. Welcome back Austin!

 

2. MIKE: It's his last day at the G. He danced all last week and I was glad to have finaly caught his show. He got a lot of well deserved buzz and is very entertaining in his ER scrubs. A really handsome guy with a trim muscular build and a mega watt smile that could light up Broadway. He has tons of personality and was no doubt the star of his class in stripper school. He certainly reminded me of another star who may have to start watching his back. If Mike continues dancing at the G, I predict he may be Mr. Gaiety of 2005. I managed to grab him for a brief moment as he ran through the Lounge for an "appointment" flinging his business cards about like so much manna from heaven. A star is born!

 

3. TODD PARKER: The featurned dancer and Colt porn star. He's a muscular, hairy, sweaty dancer who throws himself into his routine with such "high" energy it scares me. I'm convinced one of these days he'll go flying off the stage wiping out a good part of the audience. If you've never seen Todd perform it's quite a sight and one that can't last too much longer. He's about to go super nova. Another kind of star.

 

4. KELLY JACOBS: Baby face cute with a beefy muscular build. Kelly seems postively orgasmic as he plays with his nipples and pulls on his dick. At one point I was afraid he'd pull it off. Happily it stayed attached. I just hope he doesn't hurt himself this week.

 

5. NICHOLAS: His Woody Woodpecker hairdo is pretty odd. I suppose it's one of those faux hawks but I think he needs to talk to his barber about making an adjusment. He has a blank look on his face as he does that Montreal stripper dance we all know and love (kinda). He has a medium build. The big part of his show is the second act where he displays the big part of himself. It points very, very far north for a nice long time. Home is where the dick points I suppose. No doubt he has a sweetie up there now missing him and his hairdo.

 

6. MASON: Someone once said of Mason that he seems to be looking for a sniper in the audience. I wish I'd thought of that because that's just how he looks as his eyes dart around the theater. Which witty poster said that? Speak up! Nevertheless, he's a good looking dark haired guy with a nice medium muscular build and when he gives you one of those rare smiles he looks, well...less nervous. I like his dick. Sorry to be crude but this is an adult web site and dick is what we like.

 

7. JONATHON: The new guy. He's very skinny. He has lots of tattoos. He has a sort of hawk like appearance. He seemed sort of nervous and I kept wondering why he chose to do this in the first place. I think maybe he lost a bet or something. He didn't get hard and I felt sorry for him which is not what I go to the Gaiety for. I hope his week will go well since he seems like a nice guy but I have my doubts that the Gaiety stage is his true calling in life.

 

That's all I have to say so you can relax now. Go to the Gaiety just for the fun of it. Can there be another reason?

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Thanks for the line up with notes!

 

I voted for Mike for Mr. Gaiety this year (my third vote), so I concur with the remarks. If this is Mike's last day (Monday), as noted, who (if anyone) is replacing him the rest of the week? Anyone know?

 

Good news that Austin is back... been missing that stud.

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I guess Mike WAS the fucken man.

 

Seems he danced only in the first (and possibly the second) show, and for the 6 o'clock, we had to make do with the others mentioned above. All in all, I can't remember a lineup as lackluster as this one in quite some time. A friend--a newcomer to the Gaiety--was supposed to join me there, but canceled at the last moment. And it's just as well he did: had he seen this bunch, his first time would have been his last, too.

 

I have to admit that Tod Parker's manic cavorting has a kind of camp appeal--but only if you're in the mood for that sort of thing. (Going from blonde to brownette hasn't made him any butcher, though.)

 

Surely the marathon will enliven 46th Street in a very noticeable way. And I already know that next week brings the promise of much bigger and better talent.

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>6. MASON: Someone once said of Mason that he seems to be

>looking for a sniper in the audience. I wish I'd thought of

>that because that's just how he looks as his eyes dart around

>the theater. Which witty poster said that? Speak up!

 

 

Guilty here, Nice to have my words remembered, somehow I feel a step closer to immortality.

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>Austin is my boy, but I saw that pic when he was here last

>time and he did not look that muscular...he looked great but

>not that size...did a private and got an up close look

 

 

Hmmmm. I'd always thought that picture was of Austin's friend, Trevor, at an earlier & much leaner phase of his bb career. Of course T is so big now you wouldn't be likely to think he was the guy pictured there.

 

Austin, whom I'd never seen before Monday, didn't strike me as being particularly muscular in any case (despite his flexing gestures.) He's certainly a pleasant-looking guy, but having missed hearing his name before he went on, I was--to be perfectly honest--a bit surprised to find out later that he was the same guy I'd read so many rave reports about.

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I went to the G and talked to Denise.

Mike's replacement is Trevor.

 

Also since Nicholas is performing this week. Can anyone tell me about his stage show this week? What songs is he dancing to this week? And is he wearing those construction boots he's known for? I won't find out until this weekend when I go the G, so I'd like to know before I go.:9 :9 :9 :9

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Can someone tell me if the Austin who is dancing this week is Austin James, from LA (previously Montreal)? I met an Austin James at the club (in September, I believe), and he gave me his card, but it's hard to tell from the photo whether it's the same person. Some of you have already mentioned that the photo may not accurately represent what he looks like now.

 

Thanks.

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