What Does This Guy Have In His Mouth?

[Guest Les]

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Thanks, Les

[Bilbo]

It looks to me like a toy trumpet with a long soft rubber mouthpiece? Maybe it's a visual pun on "he's horny"?

[Guest AdamLVescort]

Probably BEEF JERKY! LMAO:9

 

Later,

Adam

XOXO

http://www.adamlvescort.com

[Guest Les]

Sorry guys...picture was way too small...

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Comedy aside:7 I'd really like to know!

 

Take care, Les

[Guest cp8036]

It is a silver herring (a fish).

 

Maybe he was doing his impression of a dolphin.

[N.N.]

Is he available?

[Traveller]

Why Les, of course it's the new inflatable Truth Teller doll. Packaged so compact that you'd never guess that it would blow up into a lifesize (5'6") model of the real thing. You can pick it up from T2 himself every weekday afternoon at the make up counter at Barneys. Although it is meant to be plowed (his twat is formulated to take at least 10 inches), it has multiple uses. I know that BuckyXTC dresses his in little girls dresses and continually plays "On the Good Ship Lollypop," before finally popping it with a pitchfork. Now CraigSF39 and I place turbans on his head and use hundreds of the dolls as target practice before each muslim extermination excursion. You really should run over to Barneys today to pick up your own T2 inflatable. I can think of no more ideal Christmas, Kwanza or Hanukkah present. I believe they're even hanging them from the Mosques in Mecca this Ramadan Season.

 

Later.

 

PS. Just give 30 minutes on the hammock.

[Guest Les]

<Just give 30 minutes on the hammock.>

 

After me Traveller, after me! :9

 

Take care, Les

[sdg]

Who cares what he has in his mouth. Question I got is Who is he?

 

sdg

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

It looks like some cosmonauts' cast off vacuum sealed body-waste pack (too coarse and cubed to be NASA's.) Must've fallen to earth from Mir.

 

>Comedy aside: I'd really like to know!<

 

Like Adam, I think it's beef jerkey. A fine diet if it makes you look like that!

[Guest Kevin 2]

I'm thinking what I would put in his mouth! }>

[Guest cp8036]

Do you have to purchase $$$'s worth of make-up to get this free gift.

[Guest cp8036]

I know what I would put in my mouth.

[Guest Kevin 2]

<I know what I would put in my mouth.>

Oh have no fear I'd take care of him also, no problem! ;-)

[Guest Jason Reardone]

Can I put it in my mouth too.?

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Thanks Les for the post of the week, especially for the blow-up. I must be allergic to this guy -- I have suddenly developed an itch...

 

:9

[ready182]

In his mouth: the old breathalyzer test.

Below his waist: the new breathalyzer test. "Yes officer, I've been drinking; may I take that test now?"

[ready182]

A game of "pin the tail on the twink" gone all wrong?

[ready182]

Prototype for the first combination "butt plug and freezer pop"???

 

hey, I could patent that!

[ready182]

Damm generic-brand slim-jims!

[ready182]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[ready182]

King Tut's mumified penis???