Deep Thoughts

[Guest Zach DC]

Why do some turds float and refuse to be flushed? Is the float factor higher when someone else is waiting for the bathroom?

 

Has there ever been a president dumber than Bush, Jr?

 

Why do balls "crawl up" when you cum?

 

The second coming of Christ: when Jesus comes, will the Pope request bareback?

 

Any other "deep" thoughts?

 

Zach DC

[Guest cp8036]

What would chairs look like if our knees are on the back of our legs?

[Guest cp8036]

<...Why do some turds float and refuse to be flushed...>

 

It is a conspiracy between the Taliban and Walmart.

[Guest 7Zach]

They float because of what you eat, e.g., lack of fibre. As far as Bush, he's a lot brighter that I ever thought.

[Guest BenDover]

Bush Jr.? Dumber? I guess you're excluding our current older living ex-President.

[Guest BenDover]

I meant "dumbest" and "oldest".

[SmallTownJohn]

Why come when all the scurry shit starts to happen...White Folks got to yell, "Let's Split Up?"

[Scorpio]

Why is the grass always greenier on the other side of the fence? Or to paraphase -- why does it seem that some of the hottest escorts are located some place other than where you live?

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Floaters vs. Sinkers

 

Whether or not a turd floats is directly proportional to the shitter's I.Q. (i.e., the lighter the thinker the lighter the turd). This has caused considerable trouble for the plumbing staff at the White House, many of whom have resigned after being called upon to fish the president's droppings out of the john so many times (and you know how much plumbers charge!). To save taxpayer's money, GW has agreed to use the toilets for pissing only. When he does #2, he uses a kittie litter box filled "clumping" particles.

 

I hope that this answers two of your questions.

 

Always helpful,

 

WD

[Guest BenDover]

RE: Floaters vs. Sinkers

 

Do women fart before they finish peeing?

[Guest WetDream]

Would the mother of Xerxes the Great (king of Persia from 486-465 BC) have given him than moniker if she had known that it would spell Sex Rex backwards in English centuries later?

[Guest Zach DC]

RE: Floaters vs. Sinkers

 

>Do women fart before they finish peeing?

 

Do women pick their noses as much as men do?

 

Why do some kids eat their own boogers? Are they vitamin deficient, curious, just hungry, or what?

 

Zach DC

[HooBoy]

>>Zach DC said something about President Bush being dumb<<<

 

I hope this won't start a flame war, but we are in a difficult time and President Bush has not only comes across as being stong, but he is surrounded by the most brilliant stratigists in the world.

 

We are lucky to have a man whose father was not only the President, but once ran the CIA, was an ambasador to China - he has a resume that no one here could match and stands alone as a great American.

 

This Bush family is wired-in to the to best brains in the world and regardless of your political affiliation or your sexual orientation, we are in good hands.

 

So, Zach, with all due respect..I know you meant this to be a humorous post, but I have to go on record that I am confident that President George W. Bush and his team will make this world a safe place to live.

 

Now, for some deep thoughts:

 

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

 

*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 

I pose the question: Can you think of posters here that fit? ....other than me, of course. :7

 

Thanks for your contribution, Zach..

 

HooBoy

[Guest JT]

>President George W. Bush and his team will

>make this world a safe place to live.

 

Not sure about that. However, I'm sure many of my American friends and colleagues hope that Mr. Bush and his team will at least make the US a safer place to live.

 

 

JT

[Guest JT]

>Why do some turds float and refuse to be flushed? Is the

>float factor higher when someone else is waiting for the

>bathroom?

 

Actually, according to the equation F = ma, the float factor F is equal to the product of the mass of the turds and the

acceleration of the turds being dumped.

 

 

JT

[Guest cp8036]

This is a bit post-modern... Why do men always talk about farts and poop?

 

Do women do the same? Is there a site for F4F Escort Reviews? Are there even F4F escorts? What deep thoughts would they have?

[Guest EricHart]

Isn't a room always "room temperature" regardless of the actual temperature?

 

Isn't a prostitute always "dressed like a hooker" no matter what she (or he) is wearing?

[Guest BenDover]

Is a door partly open or partly closed?

When is a glass half empty and when is it half full? (There is a real answer to this one.)

And, HooBoy, with all due respect, I don't have the same level of confidence in Mr. Bush and his advisors that you seem to have. Especially Mr. Ashcroft, who, quite frankly, scares the living shit out of me.

[Traveller]

>Especially Mr. Ashcroft, who, quite frankly,

>scares the living shit out of me.

 

BD

 

Think of the service that the AG is performing for you. You'll be squeaky clean for your next plow. Can't get much more personalized than that.

 

Later.

 

PS. DickHo, hope you've hopped on the Vic Valentino ride by now.

[Guest RockvilleGuy]

>[And, HooBoy, with all due respect, I don't have the same

>level of confidence in Mr. Bush and his advisors that you

>seem to have. Especially Mr. Ashcroft, who, quite frankly,

>scares the living shit out of me.]

 

Living here in the wash dc metro area alot of people seem to get a different look or opinion then those "outside the beltway" so to speak. I have to say that I have met Al Gore (played golf with him & he ain't very good), Bill Clinton & GW. I always reserve judgment on someone until i have met them or talked directly with them and in the case of the 3-people I just listed, GW comes out ahead by far in my humble opinion!

 

Luv ya guys!

[Scorpio]

*Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

 

*Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

 

*If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

 

*If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

 

*Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

 

*Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

 

*We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

 

*Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

 

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

 

*Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

[Guest cp8036]

Hoo,

 

Kinda have to agree with you about Bush. I was never impressed with Dubya, but admit have a little more respect now. His cabinet was well selected, some great minds on staff.

 

His public speaking skills and image portray someone a bit aloof.

[Guest cp8036]

Why don't they flush ??

 

Seperation anxiety.

[Guest Jason Reardone]

RE: Floaters vs. Sinkers

 

Zach, stop you are making me horny! <jr>

[Guest cp8036]

HEY.... watch your word selection.

 

She is not a prostitute, she is an ESCORT.

 

Furthermore, her dress is not indicative of any job. She dresses as any professional would.