Now I know why people leave this site.

[Guest cp8036]

<....I love this site..>

 

Joey,

 

You haven't seen my bottom So, how can you love it? That being said, if I was closer to DC I might work on that.

[Laurent]

I did not post anything earlier because the message that unnerved me arrived about the same time as the review of Emillio. (I don't check email every day.) I don't know Jon. He may be exactly what he says he is, and I certainly don't intend to trash anyone, especially one who is innocent. I was thankful for his positive comments on this board about the escort whom I had recommended. Nevertheless, another poster noted that while individual statements in single reviews do not raise questions, when one reads all of Jon's reviews, patterns emerge.

 

Since I don't know Premier operating principles or Jon's mind, I can't answer your question about which one it reveals more about. It seems unlikely, though, that Premier survived and gained the respect of large numbers by making many bad business decisions. Among the approximately one dozen of their men I've hired, I've had exactly one that I was unhappy with. I called them because I realized that he had been in my room less than 28 minutes. They apologized and sent another man at a discount. The one I was disappointed in had several positive reviews before I saw him and has had positive reviews since. I assumed that the time he saw me was an aberration and posted nothing. Some day I may give him another chance, since my not communicating my desires to him is a possibility.

 

Here I am being verbose again. I apologize.

[Guest JT]

>I don't know Jon. He may be exactly what he says he is, and I certainly don't intend to trash anyone, especially one who is

>innocent.

 

I trust that you had the best intentions in mind when you wrote your previous posts. Perhaps it's only me, but your posts appear to suggest that Jon was the problem. While admitting you don't know Jon, you didn't seem to hesitate to say,

 

"Jon1265 worries me. Information from him in a message to me causes me to regret having recommended my favorite escort to him. It isn't anything major such as abuse, but I fear he's a user."

 

 

>Since I don't know Premier operating principles or Jon's

>mind, I can't answer your question about which one it

>reveals more about.

 

And once again in light of the above admission, you seemed to still imply that Jon was the problem in your previous post.

 

"I don't understand why Premier would have Danny, one of

the two best escorts I've ever hired (and there've been a

few dozen), sit in the lobby while another of their

employees was with Jon unless they had reason to expect a

problem .

 

 

IMHO,

JT

[Laurent]

I don't know Emillio either. No, I don't know who caused the problem. Admittedly, I hesitated for some time before posting, wondering whether I was being fair. My conclusion, once more, was that reading only Jon's reviews would not have raised any flags. Reading his private message to me did raise flags. When I combined that message with his postings and his reviews, flags flapped instead of fluttering. In addition, it is difficult for me to believe that a business would trash a repeat customer for a single incident. Other Premier escorts have been criticized; their responses, though, never carry the savagery in this one.

[Guest regulation]

>Interestingly, before the Emillio's review, no one came out

>and accused Jon of anything when he wrote three positive

>reviews about three escorts from Premier. Then all of a

>sudden, he was accused of being a liar, a user, as well as a

>person with serious hygienic problems.

 

 

You hit the nail on the head.

[adriano46]

Joey's is always immaculately clean and ready!

[Guest JT]

Hi Reg,

 

I'm not a cynical. I'm just a healthy skeptic.

 

BTW, "reading your private message to me did raise flags. When I combined your message with your postings, flags flapped instead of fluttering." Now I'm ready to tell the world who regulation truly is! He is......}>

 

 

JT

[Guest alanm]

I live in Philadelphia, so usually read most of the reviews of Philadelphia escorts. Therefore, I had read some of Jon's reviews before, without ever bothering to check that they were written by the same person. I thought that one or two of his reviews were very harsh. While the comment about showing Aaron around because he's new to the area is no big thing, my thoughts when I first read it were that this reviewer is either very new at this or just doesn't understand the client-escort relationship. Finally, I have no interest in defending Premier. I've used the agency twice since

April, 2000 when I had a unpleasant conversation with Michael, the lead booker.

[Guest cp8036]

I bet it is... and smooth too.

 

I modestly accept Joey's nice words on my prose above (even if sarcastic), while the sentance may be fine, I just can't keep my man-pussy clean.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

RE: Now I know why people love this site.

 

I thought it was last night's meal that was causing the tingling in my ass as I lay in bed this morning (alone), but I now see it was just you guys talking about my ass. I'm touched. And cp, my kudos were not meant as sarcasm. I really do appreciate a clever turn of phrase, and you seem to be full of them.

[Guest cp8036]

RE: Now I know why people love this site.

 

Graciously accepted.

[Traveller]

>I didn't know that hooboy kept a running tally of how many

>people have been inside Traveller's ass. That's a nice

>service. Given that Traveller's going home for Christmas, I

>wonder if the number will decline for December. We'll see.

>Either way, good job for November, Traveller - and as hooboy

>said: "the month isn't (even) over yet".

 

Pretty damn impressive, isn't it, T2? And those stats don't include BFs or relatives. Hell, my dad and bro were tag teaming me all day on Thanksgiving; mom stuffs the turkey while they stuff me. And when they weren't drilling me, I couldn't keep my grandfather away from my hole. (This viagra stuff has brought me and my grandfathers much closer again.)

 

Later.

 

PS. I do want to emphasize that when I have two cocks up my ass - my BF and my uncle like to plow me at the same time - it just counts as one hit.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>Pretty damn impressive, isn't it, T2? And those stats don't

>include BFs or relatives.

 

Do these stats include the extensive "quality time" you spend with your cats? Do your gerbil insertions count as a hit? When you're walking down the street and your itchy hole becomes unbearably demanding and needy - and you plant yourself deeply onto a parking meter - does that count?

 

It's seriously outrageous how you're trying to pretend that you've only had your hole penetrated only 472,323 times in November, when you know full well the number is much higher, and that this low number was purely the by-product of your dishonestly selective counting.

 

>And when they weren't drilling me, I

>couldn't keep my grandfather away from my hole. (This

>viagra stuff has brought me and my grandfathers much closer

>again.)

 

Gray, shrivled, wrinkled cock is so fucking hot. That's why Bilbo and JeffOH clean up.

 

>PS. I do want to emphasize that when I have two cocks up my

>ass - my BF and my uncle like to plow me at the same time -

>it just counts as one hit.

 

How many hits does it count as when your mom and sister strap their weapons on and pound the well-traveled Traveller hole simultaneously?

[Traveller]

>Do these stats include the extensive "quality time" you

>spend with your cats? Do your gerbil insertions count as a

>hit? When you're walking down the street and your itchy

>hole becomes unbearably demanding and needy - and you plant

>yourself deeply onto a parking meter - does that count?

>

 

Barnyard animals only. House pets are just too fucking easy.

I mean, really...if you don't have at least 3 or 4 gerbils up the shoot with each outing, you're just a pussy.

 

>It's seriously outrageous how you're trying to pretend that

>you've only had your hole penetrated only 472,323 times in

>November, when you know full well the number is much higher,

>and that this low number was purely the by-product of your

>dishonestly selective counting.

 

Dude, I'm just trying to keep some sanity on this site. If half the visitors to this Board knew that I was approaching the million porks a month club, think of the therapy bills.

 

>

>Gray, shrivled, wrinkled cock is so fucking hot. That's why

>Bilbo and JeffOH clean up.

>

 

T2, I don't know about your grandfather's dick, but both of mine had silicon injections in their cocks when they started collecting Social Security. They saw Beaches, and that was it.

 

>

>How many hits does it count as when your mom and sister

>strap their weapons on and pound the well-traveled Traveller

>hole simultaneously?

 

This is a very special time of the year at our house. Each holiday season I get my mother and sisters snap-on tools for the coming year. Around Thanksgiving, the presents from last year are getting worn down pretty damn well; and as you know, it's that extra 2 to 3 inches that really puts a shine on all of the family's faces.

 

Later.

[Guest cp8036]

Hate to cast a dark shadow, but when you were being tag teamed by your Dad and brother, all 167 of those hits don't count as unique hits.

 

When considering the number of total hits to a site (or Traveller's ass) factoring in unique hits can distort that total.

 

But impressive nonetheless -- to Hooboy and Traveller.