God I love clients like this

[Bilbo]

Those things have always been a part of the business. I do think that the inernet may have increased them, but, on the other hand, wouldn't it also decrease them if one were to always ask a map making site before one left the apartment/office for an address one had never been to before?

[Guest Konga]

>He calls & says he has to meet within the hour for a 2-hour appointment and "Could you dress like a lumberjack?"<

 

To paraphrase a classic Python skit:

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

I cut down trees.

I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

 

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Papa.

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

[SmallTownJohn]

Freaky Frday

 

I feel your pain:0)Guy contacted me this afternoon--cool conversation, business man pix & seemed session serious...so we exhanged numbers, spoke & set everything up for an outcall. I arrived early(a 35 minutes crosstown drive) to his apt. complex parking lot & phoned him to say I was outside. Guess what? Got the machine--knocked on door few times...no answer as well as called from the door...no answer & no machine. Finished errands in Midtown Atlanta & phoned one last time to leave a message that I wasnt a No Show...machine this time! LOL <He had mentioned "TINA" during the conversation...as my pal says,"She may have beat his ass down!"> You gotta love those AOL bullshitters. But he seemed legit.

 

 

Attempted to go out on an evening appiointment--car wont start. LOL Dude was cool & made it an incall. Went very well but screw this day! I'm having a beer<G>

 

 

Hope everyone's day went well:0)

 

 

John