Buy me a computer?????

[OneFinger]

Sounds like these guys were trying to use their "hardware" to get into your wallet's "software" so they could "monitor" this site.

 

If their "Compaq" little bodies make you want to romp with them in the "Dell", then I'd probably let them play with my "floppy" while loading up their "hard drive". Also, ensure they have sufficient "RAM" in their system. It's cheap right now so there's no reason not to get an extra stick or two of RAM.

 

BTW, I need a new computer. Although I'm not a twink, I'd gladly perform a symphony on your skin flute for a new system. In fact, I'd probably be willing to do your "windows" or polish your "apple" (depending on your preference).

 

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[Guest happyday]

>

>

>Are these escorts you see on

>a regular basis or are

>they asking for expensive gifts

>on the first "date"?

 

The first one was on a first date. As he was leaving he asked me if he was a "dream date" and when I didn't respond he asked me if I would buy him a computer. I did not see him again. The second one was an escort I was seeing regularly this Spring. The third is an escort I am seeing now on a regular basis. It was just the other night. When he asked me it really blew me away. I must have had a puzzled look on my face as he immediately changed the subject.

[Guest happyday]

Of the last 3 escorts I have hired all of them have outright asked me to buy them a computer. Is this a new trend? I usually hire younger 20-28 guys and I usually tip fairly generously but other than that I have no clue why this is suddenly happening. Actually I am from the older generation and don't even like computers. In fact I hate them. It will be a miracle if I get this thread posted or is it post threaded? Anyway, have any other clients out there had escorts ask them for a computer or better yet have any clients out there actually purchased a computer for an escort? thanks

[fedssocr1]

Boy, that seems awfully presumptuous to me. Tell them to save their fees from 3 or 4 clients and they could afford to buy their own. Computers are cheap these days.

 

Are these escorts you see on a regular basis or are they asking for expensive gifts on the first "date"?

[Guest jc92103]

Never been asked that question. However, I did buy a computer for an escort once. He didn't ask for it, I offered. Never heard from him again...not even an e-mail!

[Guest regulation]

A lot of prostitutes are like that. They think they can get you to do anything in return for a lay. And when it comes to some men, they're right.

[Guest jc92103]

>And when it

>comes to some men, they're

>right.

 

hmmm. Not sure how to take that? Actually, I offered to buy it with no strings attatched. We sat down and looked at the Dell site, chose a base line system and ordered it. He hugged me and went home. Never to seen or heard from again. The point of this thread??? I have no idea. The answer to the original question would be to buy it if you want or just say no.

[Guest jc92103]

cute :9

[Guest JT]

>BTW, I need a new computer.

>Although I'm not a twink,

>I'd gladly perform a symphony

>on your skin flute for

>a new system.

 

Do you perform the symphony with "one-finger" or would it be an "oral" symphony? }>

 

JT

[Guest JT]

Well, I have my share of escorts. Never once was I asked to buy them a computer. I have on occasion bought escorts gifts (e.g. for their birthdays) but in all cases, I've done that with my own free will.

 

If you think it's inappropriate and/or feel uncomfortable for them to make such request, stop seeing the escorts. There are plenty of fish in the ocean! :-)

 

 

JT

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

You're hiring "hustlers" not whores.

 

Hide the silver.

 

Advisedly yours,

 

FFF

[+ Lucky]

Coincidentally, jc, I need a new computer right now. If you buy me one, I WILL send you an email. Thanks!

[adriano46]

Sounds all too familiar.

 

I usually give a tip to an escort above and beyond his fee if he is good (and 90% are), and especially if I hired him through an agency.

 

We clients have to constantly remember that in many cases for extended time with an escort, the fee is not the only amount of money we are putting out.

 

There is the hotel room; meals - and usually at upscale restaurants; theatre, opera, concert or sports tickets (running usually $150-200 per date event); gym privilege fees which some are now "including" in their prerequisites; entrance fees for museums, sightseeing, films and other similar things.

 

The there are the times the guy shows up and forgot his toothbrush - or needs a shirt or slacks or whatever, and all of a sudden you are putting down your credit card again, and usually for very upscale designer things (which in most cases you yourself do not wear).

 

Hmm.... does it sound like we are being suckered???

 

Unfortunately this is a two-way street. I think more than a few of us clients feel we need to overcompensate with gifts, tips, and expensive outtings to impress the escort ("Will he remember my name in the morning?") On the other side, when a client "offers" gifts, why turn it down? You may hurt his feelings.

 

To the topic... computers... I once "bartered" an extended visit fee with a brand new lap top. The escort himself suggested this when I explained that, while I flew him in for 4 days, I could not "afford" to see him more than for 2 (due to other commitments which came up just before he arrived). He was quite nice about the whole thing, and suggested the computer as a compromise (and it was cheaper than the fee).

[Rick Munroe]

>The there are the times the

>guy shows up and forgot

>his toothbrush - or needs

>a shirt or slacks or

>whatever, and all of a

>sudden you are putting down

>your credit card again, and

>usually for very upscale designer

>things (which in most cases

>you yourself do not wear).

>

>

>Hmm.... does it sound like we

>are being suckered???

 

Hmm is right; sounds like I'm a sucker, too, since I always pay for that stuff myself if the occasion arises. Am I supposed to take a lesson from these other guys and start trying to "get stuff" from clients? Sounds kind of creepy. If my time is being paid for and if the client wants to give me a gift, that's cool & fair & the way this all works (thx again for the chocolates, adriano)...but asking for or expecting something more truly is "hustling" (and not the kind my parents learned at Arthur Murray).

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

stupid, but cute : )

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Hustle hustle,

[Guest Kevin 2]

<Hmm is right; sounds like I'm a sucker, too, since I always pay for that stuff myself if the occasion arises. Am I supposed to take a lesson from these other guys and start trying to "get stuff" from clients? Sounds kind of creepy. If my time is being paid for and if the client wants to give me a gift, that's cool & fair & the way this all works (thx again for the chocolates, adriano)...but asking for or expecting something more truly is "hustling" (and not the kind my parents learned at Arthur Murray).>

 

Rick, You are right on target with this statement. I hire an escort and agree to pay his "fee" and thats it. I may give a tip if I feel its deserved however buying clothes,computers,or anything else sounds to me like I'm adopting a kid. ;-)

Your comments above just prove to me you are a class act.

[Guest TruthTeller]

Personally, I think it's fucking hot when an escort tries to exploit the weakness and neediness of the "clients" by taking things and making the clients turn over money and things to the escorts. In fact, I find this entire topic -- escorts demanding computers, stories about escorts getting more and more, weak-willed clients coughing up more than the fee -- to be fucking hot!!!

 

My favorite reviews are the escorts who take their fee upfront and then claim that the fee doesn't cover certain acts (such as touching), and then demand - from clients, kneeling - more and more money just to be around the escort, and the client, sinking futher into degradation and submission, complies. Kirk/Voltaire is the hottest at this, but there are other, more subtle escorts as well who have mastered the art of taking everything from the grateful, abused, needy client. I have to stop writing about this because I'm having trouble breathing.

[Rick Munroe]

Buy me a laptop, TT. A good one.

[OneFinger]

>Do you perform the symphony with "one-finger" or would it be an "oral" symphony?

 

JT,

 

As everyone knows, flutes (skin or otherwise) need to be blown while using one or more fingers to plug the appropriate holes. My symphony for skin flute would include an oral blow job while my only finger is strategically placed in the warm and willing opening at the base of the flute.

 

Actually, I'm quite good at this since the skin flute doesn't require more than one finger. :-)

[Guest JT]

>Buy me a laptop, TT.

>A good one.

 

Hey Rick, watch out! You make TT so hot he's gonna come! Splash...splash...splash on your new laptop! :-)

 

JT

[Guest NakedTony]

>Buy me a laptop, TT. A good one.

 

Isn’t “laptop” an oxymoron? If an escort is sitting on my lap with a cock up his ass, how can he be a top? }>

[Guest JT]

Laptop

 

>>Buy me a laptop, TT. A good one.

>

>Isn’t “laptop” an oxymoron? If an escort is sitting on my lap with a cock up his ass, how can he be a top? }>

 

No, not really! Tony, you're a laptop yourself --- a top who likes his partner sitting on his lap and riding his cock.

 

JT

[Guest TexasTaurus]

I have never had that request. I have had five separate ones ask me for clothes. The first three for clothes in my own personal wardrobe and the last two (which I hired together) asked if I would take them "shopping" for clothes. I took the last two shopping but refused the request from the first three.

[adriano46]

To clarify,

 

Rick did not hustle... I bought the chocolates as a gift pure and simple. In fact, it was so innocent I completely forgot the gesture until he mentioned it here. Class.

 

*****

 

I have to repeat though, after two or three "hustles" I have learned that I should stick to the fee... period... Now ehen hiring, I keep in mind all other "costs" too (hotel, dinner etc...as mentioned above) and that quickly throws cold water on any heated desire to give more above and beyond the fee. It also prevents the disillusionment of thinking more "clicked" with the guy than a business arrangement.

 

On many posts here over the past year or so a good number of clients have tried to warn other clients to be wary of false hopes of friendship, companionship or love from escorts. I firmly believe an escorts private live is "sacred ground" where we clients should never tread. Just as we expect an escort's absolute discretion with regard to our own private (real) life.

 

Gifts get in the way of this honesty. End of moral tone.