Fin Fang Foom Finds Reveals More of Little Benjie's Past

[FinFangFoom]

It appears, not only has Little Benjie (once again let me stress this is not a veiled reference to the size of his penis) taken on the identity of a person who helped deliver a baby, he's impersonated others.

 

And here's the PROOF!

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjieeve.jpg

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjiepatty.jpg

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjiepartridge.jpg

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjiejohnson.jpg

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjiepamela.jpg

 

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benjievietnam.jpg

 

 

Photographically yours,

 

FFF

[Funseeker 22]

Cute but apparently someone has far too much time on their hands.

[Guest EuropTravl]

Hilarious - it's hard to determine a favorite.

 

(oh, who'm I kidding? It's the pic he took with Kid Rock)

[Guest ncm2169]

< It's the pic he took with Kid Rock

 

I totally agree. }(

 

However, for the sheer possibility of inserting oneself into a web of intrigue (so unlike "the subject" - ahem), I find the SLA (Symbionese Liberation Army/aka Patty Hearst's kidnappers) pic to be the most creative. :+

[buckguy]

The Benji aka Patty Hearst pic is definitely the best. The original pic was a sort of militant version of kitsch to begin with (Patty as "Tanya" [sp?]. And Benji makes it more so. As for the "All About Eve" pic, he really belongs in the role of "Eve". The long speech that George Sanders gives to her in New Haven is something we long to hear, and we all have become the Thelma Ritter part (she accurately mocks Eve's story although she doesn't have the details that Sands' character is able to assemble).

[Rick Munroe]

I can't believe I'm about to say this but I'm actually jealous of Benjamin Nicholas. I would give anything to be a member of The Partridge Family! Although, ideally, I'd like to be Keith, not Danny. If I can't be Keith, I'll take Chris (the first one, who had brown hair and more spunk). If I have to switch genders, I'll be Laurie, but not when she had braces and could pick up radio frequencies in her mouth. Too freaky.

 

FFF, this was TFF (too fuckin' funny). :7

[+ glutes]

Hobnobbing with Kid Rock, the photo is sooooo germain...

 

FFF = Funny Funny Funny

[kjun]

Using the picture of the little girl from Vietnam is wrong and the rest of you should be ashamed for bolstering this sick assholes ego.

 

the Cajun

[Guest EuropTravl]

For buckguy:

 

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Drama/Drama/EveMargoBirdie.jpg

"Jeez - babies, even! A regular Florence Nightingale."

[Guest icon513]

Hilarious, and anyone who's offended is just too, well, easily offended.

[Guest carter07]

I'll second that ... "sick asshole" is too kind.

[GuntherCory]

I think at this point, it's safe to say that the BN haters have certain issues they need to deal with. These sad individuals are so obsessive and fanatical about venting their hatred, that they simply cannot take a rational look at their behavior anymore.

 

It's embarrassing to watch, actually.

[buckguy]

H/T to FFF for the Thelma Ritter pic. She stole more scenes (and from scenery chewers like la Davis) than any actress of generation.She's a forgotten treasure gay men should love. OTOH, BN as a treasure, I'm not so sure. Certainly he's not forgotten.

 

Re: "haters". I can only speak for myself. I'm pretty indifferent but occasionally annoyed with BN. Unlike Doug (with whom I've happily traded barbs, along with many other posters), I've rarely read the blog. I've rarely read it for the same reason I try to avoid Bush on the tube. I'm not fond of people who think being a salesman signifies some sort of character. I'm not opposed to a little self promotion--I've hired Rick Munroe, but it's also clear that there's more to Rick & his participation here than his puns and other smart aleck remarks. For me, BN has never had that intangible quality that makes a man attractive. Beyond the physical aspect of that, his persona has always struck me as a bit of a put-on, with a little too much bragging and globe trotting. I've traveled a lot myself, so I'm hardly jealous of young (or not so young) Ben's adventures. In the days when he was Hoo's protege, it was more difficult to drown out Ben's boys. Now, perhaps, there's a bit too much vitriol, yet the fans still flock to threads that obviously are not going to be full of compliments for our dear boy. They show up for the car wreck anyway and then try to sound so "shocked and dismayed", tut-tutting away in righteousness. The Ritter pic is a delight and yes, the pic of the Vietnamese girl is a cheap shot, but to her, not to Ben. Happily, Vietnam is doing well these days and that girl is alive & well and settling into middle age--Ben is about to settle there, too (better change that age, Ben).

[+ glutes]

Little Benjie's Past - Used Car salesman

 

<<<I'm not fond of people who think being a salesman signifies some sort of character. I'm not opposed to a little self promotion-->>>

 

I related BN's latest faux pas to a friend, and she said, "glutes, it is all sales. Self-promoting, gossiping about clients, tearing down the competition. What makes him different than a used car salesman?"

[FinFangFoom]

Little Benjie Shows Up At A Party!!!

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benamanda.jpg

 

Socially yours,

 

FFF

[Guest roadhoundnyc]

RE: Little Benjie Shows Up At A Party!!!

 

I'm sure Ben Nickels is laying low today after finally learning what his "good Friend" Anna Nicole died of.

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: Little Benjie Shows Up At A Party!!!

 

http://www.members.aol.com/finfangfoomredux/benamanda.jpg

 

To (sort of) paraphrase Lisa Simpson's brain:

"Hmmm....hilarious.....LOLfunny.....scanning for possible racial or ethnic offense......IT'S CLEAN!!!"

 

OK, now I can say:

 

Best work yet, FFF.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Little Benjie Shows Up At A Party!!!

 

Even the tits are fake?