Fin Fang Foom reviews "Puppetry of the Penis"

[Guest Viewmaster]

>Still doesn't mean FFF was ever

>"with" him!

 

Whether he was or was not doesn't matter to me. I just thought this was a place that did not allow public identification.

[+ deej]

>A stage name name is a

>legally assumed name, and most

>definately is a personal identifier

>to the public.

 

If we disallow stage names here, how will anybody ever be able to discuss anyone?

 

I can imagine the conversations: "I met this really great escort last weekend but I can't tell you who he is."

 

Where do you draw the line?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Still doesn't mean FFF was ever "with" him!

 

 

Donnie Donnie Donnie.

 

Just calm down.

 

Take a few deep breaths.

 

Now pull your skirt down from over your head.

 

Relax.

 

There.

 

Now don't you feel better?

 

Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass whether you believe I've "been intimate" (is that phrase tasteful enough for this message board about WHORES?!?) with Romaine or not. But for full disclosure, it was over 10 years ago. However, I do see him often (but I won't disclose where lest some of you queens start stalking him!) and he looks great.

 

And furthermore, as someone else has said, it's kinda hard to out someone who is out.

 

Ring Ring.

 

Ring Ring.

 

Hello?

 

Clue Phone.

 

Donnie, it's for you!

 

Dismissively yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

But actors often use their real names, whereas most escorts change theirs.

[+ deej]

>But actors often use their real

>names, whereas most escorts change

>theirs.

 

And your point is?

 

Either way they are building a public identity. It's their private identity we seek to protect.

[+ Lucky]

Oh, where is the Foom who on the Attack on America thread is so moved with compassion on his visit to the former site of the WTC?

[+ Lucky]

OOps, it was Foom's visit to a fire station.

[Donnie]

>Now pull your skirt down from

>over your head.

 

You like to make references to other men as being effeminate or having womanly qualities, especially those who disagree with you. Seems like you're revealing issues you have with your own masculinity & sexuality. Name-dropping of stars you've laid and escorts you've seen or know also make you seem kinda insecure and sad.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Donnie, you really should take your hand off your hip while you're typing.

 

I'm curious, at what age did you stop dotting the "i" in your name with a little Happy Face?

 

Curiously yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

You win. I can't compete with bitchy drag queens. You gals are the pros. "Ring ring. Clue phone"? I can hear the finger snap online. Keep it up, it's funny stuff.

[Donnie]

FFF, you're very Boys in the Band. Why don't you try to update yourself?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>FFF, you're very Boys in the Band.

 

 

With that in mind, there's a quote from it that's apropos of you.........

 

"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"

 

Cinematically yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

A film about tired self-hating queens. No wonder you have it memorized.

Throw us a line from All About Eve and have another martini.