Graffiti

[Guest WetDream]

What are the best graffiti you actually seen with your own eyes (and not just heard or read about)? Some of the tops from collection are:

 

Most vivid (in a Village bar men's room): I want cunt bad. My cock is as hard as Japanese arithmetic.

 

Best serial (on I-beams in the Christoper St. IRT station): 1. Miss C sucks cocks 8" long only. 2. Miss C sucks cocks 6" long only. 3. Miss C sucks anything she can get.

 

Most creative: Gangs in Chicago tag garage doors in the city's alleys. In my neighborhood a local group was enraged when some anonymous genius kept transforming their name with just four short spurts from the spray can. LATIN EAGLES became EATIN' BAGLES.

 

Contributions please.

[+ deej]

It's not graffiti, exactly, but it could be.

 

Here's the Chicago Streets & Sanitation department's entry in this year's Gay Pride parade:

 

http://www.cockring.org/PornoPaparazzi/2001ChicagoGayPride/01chicagopride14.jpg

[Guest BenDover]

My all-time favorite graffitum was "My mother made me a homosexual."

A response was written: "If I give her the yarn, will she make me one, too."

[Guest Kevin 2]

A few years ago my home was broke into, apparently by some teenagers. They wrote "BITCH" really big on the living room walls. I came to the conclusion they thought a women lived there becuase they found my dildo and porn tapes. I guess they didn't read the labels very well on those porn tapes! The funniest part of the whole thing was the police asking me why did I think they wrote BITCH on the walls, I replied I have no idea officer.

[Will]

In the men's room at a stop on some interstate somewhere: "Anybody can fuck a sailor, but it takes a real man to fuck a Marine."

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Another favorite...

 

In a bar in Toronto: Beat me! Fuck me! Make me write bad checks!

[CT Dick]

>My all-time favorite graffitum was "My

>mother made me a homosexual."

>

>A response was written: "If I

>give her the yarn, will

>she make me one, too."

 

The response I remember was "If I buy her yarn, will she make me one too?

 

Dick

[BuckyXTC]

Politically incorrect graffiti

 

Back in the mid-70's, when I was working in Boston and racial tensions were high, I remember seeing "Nigers Suck" on a stone fence outside one of the high schools. I guess the author of that one was efficient in racism but not too nifty in the spelling department. It was particularly poignant because the most vocal bigots in that community were complaining that "desegregation was going to ruin the educational quality of their schools."

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Corrections appreciated

 

The only time I ever wrote a graffito was on a poster in a subway station in New York. Some movie poster of a winsome lass had vampire teeth, scars and other facial disfigurements added. The artist has written, "This same poster on 96th Street was defaced by Franklin." I crossed out "this same" and changed it to "a similar."

[Bilbo]

RE: Another favorite...

 

I always remember walking up to a urinal and seeing above it, "The future is in your hands."

[Guest Kevin 2]

RE: Another favorite...

 

<I always remember walking up to a urinal and seeing above it, "The future is in your hands.">

LMAO...I have never heard that one! However as a gay male does this really apply??

[Guest WetDream]

Here's another related question: has anyone ever seen a person writing a grafitti or is it a secret activity?

[Bilbo]

RE: Another favorite...

 

Considering all the many wierd things which we allow our smaller brain to talk us into? Yeah. I'd say it applies.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>has anyone ever seen a person writing a grafitti or is it a secret activity?<

 

It's a fairly clandestine activity. You definitely don't want to be seen. Not such a big deal in a restroom, but out on the streets it's a different story, especially when defacing police property (by painting the Anarchy symbol on the trunk of a cop car). Malicious Damage was the official charge when I was nabbed (a long time ago). I've paid my debt to society though, and have been much more careful in recent years. (kidding)

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

RE: Another favorite...

 

>I always remember walking up to a urinal and seeing above it, "The future is in your hands."<

 

It may have been the urinal next to that one, where the grafitti read: "Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand."

[Guest bottomboykk]

My favorite one of a non-sexual nature:

 

On the beltway around D.C., as you approach the huge Mormon Temple (which vaguely resembles the Wizard's castle in The Wizard of Oz) an overpass had written on it SURRENDER DOROTHY. I got a chuckle out of that for years until it was finally removed.

[Guest idosebb]

this memory will certainly broadcast my age. The graffiti was in Temple University library's men room in 1972. "Why change dick in the middle of a screw, Nixon in '72"

[Traveller]

In a stall at Northwestern in the 80s, someone wrote "Save Soviet Jews." Underneath it someone else wrote "Collect them and trade them with your friends."

 

Later.

[Guest NakedTony]

Seen on a Bush/Cheney poster:

 

Lick Bush in 2000

 

Also included in the graffiti was a long, red tongue snaking toward a crude graphic of a cunt.

[BuckyXTC]

I had totally forgotten what is probably my favorite bit of graffiti of all time:

 

"Fate pursued me like a Jehovah's Witness with an Amway distributorship."

 

BuckyXTC

[N.N.]

A Marlboro billboard, modified from

 

"come to where the flavor is"

 

to

 

"come is where the flavor is"

 

with a little white drop added under the lips of the Marlboro man

[Guest jizzdepapi]

been there; done that. did time in the pokey too for political sloganeering.

 

never saw a downtown telephone or street pole i didn't want to violate. :7

[Guest need2Btopped]

On the bathroom wall of The Woodward . . .

 

. . . a gay bar in Detroit:

 

"O how brave and perfect you are my love."

 

Dunno why, but it just works for me on several levels.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>...did time in the pokey too for political sloganeering.<

 

Right on jizz.

 

It was in Durango, Mexico, mid-eighties, where around the corner from the bullet riddled wall where Pancho Villa had been assasinated sixty years earlier, I saw some graffiti in Spanish that translated to "Pancho Villa was a fag". Next to that, in English, someone had sprawled "Ronald Reagan is a lesbian", which cracks me up to this day. Same wall, about a half-block away, was written "Rock the Casbah!" Interesting corner of the world.

[adriano46]

RE: On the bathroom wall of The Woodward . . .

 

How about this from an Eastern European Airport:

 

"ALL TRAVELERS ARE WELCOMED TO REST IN OUR LOUNGE UPSTAIRS.

 

BUSINESS CLASS PASSANGERS WILL BE SERVICED FOR FREE."