Scott Adler's Cover Picture (07-06-06)

[Guest alanm]

RE: Scott Adler's shooting pre-cum...

 

So that this will not happen again, perhaps Scott should just submit his next new picture to Rock Hard for approval before posting.

 

Then again Rock Hard is so clueless that he keeps promoting the Rico Report, the same blogger who regularly targeted RH as a pompous ass a few months ago. Rico's remarks about Daddy are mild compared to what he's said about RH in the past.

 

Such is life here in Neverland.

[SAdler]

RE: Scott Adler's shooting pre-cum...

 

LOL ... and now his LOVELY new fiction chapter about me. Poor thing has a wild imagination and a desperate need to be the center of attention

 

Glad to see Rico enjoys the new picture. Thanks babe for strengthening the resolve of my selected regulars and weeding out any idiots who would actually believe your filth

[RockHard]

RE: Drama queens.

 

Well, obviously, someone's got too much time on his hands and is thinking WAY TOO HARD about nothing. But, since it's such a gorgeous day here in Manhattan and I'm in a great mood, here goes:

 

(I pity the poor guys who read with tri-focals cause this thread is a killer.)

 

">Oh. come on! I'm can't be the only one around here who knows

>how to have a little fun.

Apparently the rest of us haven’t latched on to your unique special brand of “fun”"

 

I never really think of myself as being unique but others often feel the need to remind me that I am.

 

"Instead you took a concept and twisted something beside my nipple into saying my pix were inaccurate and I had a belly”

 

It is my professional opinion that the light, as it is reflected on your tummy, and, given the angle of your body in mathematical relation to the face of the camera's lens, offers a slightly paunchy perspective. I stand by my professional opinion and I could care less if anyone disagrees with me. Furthermore, I never said it was ugly or that I didn't like it, even though I was analyzing the image with a fine-toothed comb.

 

">But it sure was fun.

Congrats on amusing yourself, next time may I suggest porn?”

 

I don't watch porn for laughs.

 

">And the point I was making is that Scott would be an AWFUL

>model if he DID NOT suck-in his stomach during a naked-torso

>shot. NO model, worth ANY credential, steps in front of a

>camera, sans shirt, and lets a photographer snap a picture

>without the model's abs clenched. I stand by my loving,

>complimentary "accusation."

“You can almost feel him holding-in his flabby tummy. I think the pouch is cute.”

 

You may have MEANT that but the quote above doesn’t refer to modeling techniques in any way shape or form. You literally called my tummy flabby and didn’t reference stomach sucked in or abs clenched. What pouch? A fictitious pouch that you made up simply to attempt to be amusing or cause controversy.”

 

Must I spell out every nuance? Is there no room on this board for creative writing? I think mysteries are damn good fun.

 

Cause controversy? Oh, honey, step away from the flat-iron and the hair gel. "Reality check, please!"

 

">ps I am truly disappointed that Scott felt the need to call me

>"Rockhead" when my only motive was to have fun. The derogatory

>term reminds me of another uncreative, self-absorbed,

>bad-business escort. I would hate to get Scott confused with

>him.

 

Honey – I was trying to EMBRACE it for you as a term to be used when points of view don’t mesh. Don’t be so sensitive”

 

Don't be so sensitive? Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black!

 

Funny, that didn't sound like an apology to me. Maybe we should consult Jay Ganymede for the gentleman's way to say, "I'm sorry." Seems like emoticons didn't help him one bit. Oh, I get it, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.

 

Frankly, Scott, you are sounding a lot like Tom Isern. Scary. He's such a turn-off (and certainly not worth $350 an hour).

[RockHard]

RE: Promoting Rico?

 

Alan, as you should know, I don't hold grudges. I don't care what people say about me as long as they make me laugh (and keep talking). Frankly, I'm not promoting anyone but myself. However, I call it as I see it.

[Guest alanm]

RE: Promoting Rico?

 

RH:

 

Yes, I agree. To the extent that we have interacted on this site, you have very good about not holding grudges. I really appreciate it.

 

Alan