Chicago Cubs (chuckle)

[+ deej]

In a post elsewhere, someone expressed the hope that the Chicago Cubs would go on a winning streak starting tonight. As a lifelong Cubs fan, I agree with the sentiment but I'm not holding my breath. ;-)

 

Since I think we all could use a little levity right now, I'll share an article that was e-mailed to me by my Mother, a Cardinals fan....

 

 

20 major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship:

 

1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.

 

2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose.

 

3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.

 

4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.

 

5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice.

 

6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true.

 

7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.

 

8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.

 

9. Sixteen US presidents were elected.

 

10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.

 

11. Prohibition was created and repealed.

 

12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.

 

13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.

 

14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have long since rusted and been taken down.

 

15. A combination of 40 summer and Winter Olympics have been held.

 

16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.

 

17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in.

 

18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.

 

19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.

 

20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were added to the Union.

[Guest maturescort4u]

As a native St. Louisan, I always get a kick out of pointing out(especially to Cub fans)that in the entire history of team sports in America, no team in any of the major team sports has gone more years than the Cubs without winning a league championship. This will be(I am sure) the 56th consecutive year that the Cubs did NOT win the pennant! I LOVE it! LOL!

[+ deej]

I like to tell people that even when the Cubs play well, they'll wait until there is only and exactly one thing they could possibly screw up, and then they'll screw it up with surgical precision.

 

As one columnist said: "Any team can have a bad century". :-)

[BewareofNick]

>I like to tell people that

>even when the Cubs play

>well, they'll wait until there

>is only and exactly one

>thing they could possibly screw

>up, and then they'll screw

>it up with surgical precision.

>

>

>As one columnist said: "Any team

>can have a bad century".

>:-)

 

 

I believe Captain Sisko mentioned in Star Trek:DS9, that the cubs fianlly broke that streak in 2024.

[+ deej]

>I believe Captain Sisko mentioned in

>Star Trek: DS9, that the cubs

>fianlly broke that streak in

>2024.

 

ROFLMAO!

 

Ya see? We keep saying "wait'll next year" long enough and it will come true. ;-)