Tell Us About Your Lover

[Rod Hagen]

Me First:

 

My Monkey is the most intelligent man I've known. His critical thinking skills astound me, now if only he could apply those to himself.

 

He's one of the more cynical people you'll meet and can be heard saying things like "On a NYC August day you can smell the homeless people rotting on the vine". Really, he's not as horrible as that sounded, he's just a no "bullshit" type of person unafraid to take anyone to task. In fact he does that perhaps a little to often, but it's also another reason I love him so.

 

He's very sweet to me, and can be charming or acerbic,as the situation calls for, to others.

 

Though indigenous to New York, seven years ago they darted My Monkey while he was walking down Fifth Avenue, transported him across country, and dumped him unceremoneously in the wilds of LA. He has yet to adjust to a place where toiletpaper can not be packed into the same grocery bag as milk, Ranger Rovers outnumber Taxis 10 to 1, and commmon sense was abolished long ago.

 

My monkey is a man of such integrity, it's as if he stepped out of an Ayn Rand novel. The closest personality to his I've ever seen on film was Al Pacino (whom I normally find boring) in The Insider.

 

Those who know me well know what he does for a living and how proud I am of him for how good he is at it.

 

He's very handsome with nice dark features, 47 years old, slightly overweight, and the most important thing in my life.

 

-Hagen

 

http://www.rodhagen.com

"Good afternoon Oceania traffic.

Trinidad 5 Golf Tango taking the

active two-five runway for a left turn at

the shoreline"

[Guest DCescortBOY]

your writing skills are great. as such, i'm sure you'll take editing in a benevolent manner.

ascerbic has an S.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

actually, no it doesn't! good job! ;-)

even i can be wrong from time to time.

[Guest biga]

Ok here goes,

I have been in love with this guy from almost the first time we met,we have shared heartbreak and joy,suffering and success and every day i wake up beside him i thank god that he is still here.He is kind,charming,very sexy,cute(a word incidentally he hates ,sorry D )masculine ,calming,strong both physically and mentally and the rock i have had in my life for nearly 10 years ,(did anyone say dickwhipped ).

He has helped me through some very bad times just by being there and not walking away when he had the chance which i believe gave us the bond which is at the core of our relationship,he has ignored the comments both racist and derogatory and proud to be independent and stand on his own two feet .

he lets me be the person i need to be and is still the calming influence even when "in the eye of the storm"he gets embarrassed when i tell him i love him but when in private is a kind gentle and caring lover .Despite the differences in upbringing,height (!)and the way we see the world DAMON MICHAEL WELLS (PGBM) aka.H.G aka MOOKIE i love you with all my heart .Andy

[Rick Munroe]

Mine's a nasty fuck.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

big shock:

i don't have one!

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

Things that make ya go HMMMMMMM!

[Guest DCescortBOY]

>Things that make ya go HMMMMMMM!

>

 

 

LOL!!!!

even YOU managed to bring a smile to my face with that one, sean!

[Rod Hagen]

Biga, sounds like a great man. We are going to make all these readers ill with all these cute names we ascribe to our boyfriends. That's ok.

 

Lets here some more.

 

-Hagen

 

http://www.rodhagen.com

"Good afternoon Oceania traffic.

Trinidad 5 Golf Tango taking the

active two-five runway for a left turn at

the shoreline"

[Guest DCescortBOY]

i'm not sure calling a human a monkey is "cute" but i'll take your word for it.

[Rod Hagen]

Okay, let's hear from someone BESIDES DCEsquireBoy.

 

http://www.rodhagen.com

"Good afternoon Oceania traffic.

Trinidad 5 Golf Tango taking the

active two-five runway for a left turn at

the shoreline"

[Guest DCescortBOY]

don't feel threatened, pumpkin

[Bilbo]

I call my lover Ru, which is from Ri Rove Ru (ScoobyDoo speak) and a little bit of Roo from the Pooh stories. As you know, opposites often attract. i am a much more physical person than he is, also a bit more political at times. He's the only one of the two who would tell a couple, gay or straight, "Get a room!"

 

I always love stories about how couples met each other, so I'll start that, hoping that y'all will sing along. We actually worked together without ever meeting each other face to face. He was the operator that would take your credit card number and the description of what you wanted your fantasy to be. Then he'd hang up and call one of us, often me, and tell me to call you and help you off over the phone. I loved his sweetness and he loved my deep, sexy voice. We were both together with others at the time. Switch forward by 10 years, after I had had one amicalbe (basically) divorce and another husband die and he had had three husbands die, poor thing. Anyway, he called me as an escort and I came over for a two hour thing, not meaning to charge him anyway. When we took a breather and looked up at the clock, it was five hours later. We are together three years now and he's not as turned on by me, cause after we got entrapped and arrested together, I put on a lot of weight. But, we still have senses of humor that fit hand in glove. More important than sex in the long run, IMHO.

[Guest BareBoy]

My best lover was a yung Tai escort called Loi, who worked for a time at the Earl's Court Clinique in London. He was everything a good escort should be: handsome, muscular but slim, a great top who also loved being fucked, sucked like an angel, and rimmed like one; I never saw him without a welcoming smile on his face, he was friendly and even loving. There'll never be another Loi.