Best Ass to rim ?

[Guest ItalianLover]

I would like to profit from the knowledge of this board , to decide which is best , blond-ass or brunette-ass ?

 

I 've noticed that the skin smells and taste different , nevertheless the taste of the ass is pretty much the same.

 

I'd like to know your favorites

 

Greatly appreciated , ItalianLover

 

 

p.s. be kind and divide blond and brunette and location.

:-)

[Guest WetDream]

The best ass to rim is the next one that is in your bed.

[Guest Bitchboy]

Oh boy, my favorite subject! I want to get in my opinion before that Rick Munroe guy dons his frigging tiara and takes over the thread (BTW,I've had the Munroe ass and it is probably the best in New York ... and Washington ... and Baltimore ... Boston... Florida ...)

 

The best ass to rim, in my opinion, has nothing to do with hair color or skin tone. It is the ass that is most palpable to the touch, that sits high and encourages easy access, that is attached to the body and mind that can emit the most filthy, sadistic and sexual grunts and groans, that squirms and wiggles as my tongue slithers across the hole, around it, and ever so non-gently nibbles and licks. OMG, ass is the most beautiful of God's creatures!

[Michael]

> I would like to profit from the knowledge of this board,

> to decide which is best, blond-ass or brunette-ass?

 

I don't think it makes any difference but, for what it's worth, the best one I ever had was tight, hairless and Asian ... :P

[+ Lucky]

Asian ass the best? Ok by me!

[+ deej]

I feel like a Yogi Beara response: "you mean NOW?"

 

(That was his response once when asked for the time.)

 

The best ass to rim is the one that's lowering over my face.

 

If I had my druthers, it would be asian and hairless. Of course if I had my other druthers ;-) it would be hairy and Italian. I also wouldn't mind a blond surfer boy or a redhead.

 

Seriously, the only butt that isn't good eating is an unclean butt. If it hasn't been cleaned out, don't be putting it in MY face.

 

If I did a roll call of the butts I've eaten, it would probably scare even me. Have there been standouts? Yeah. Will I name them, no.

 

I'm still waiting to experience Rick Munroe, tho. I haven't had the "gold standard" yet. Of course, Rick has some serious competition that's preceded him.

 

Right Matt? ;-)

[marc anthony]

The best ass to rim is the twink ass. It is young, smooth, pert, hairless, smells good, and tastes good. And it is attached to a young twinky boy!

[Guest ItalianLover]

Well well , quite a stir ! delighted......

 

But ...and i mean it BUTT , do they taste different ?

 

I mean blonde and brunette ? or is just me ???

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>BUTT do they taste different?<

 

It depends on what they had for dinner.

[Guest ItalianLover]

I forgot to tell you my favs.....

 

- blonde : Dallas Taylor

 

- brunette : Tony Dancer

 

there you go !

[ready182]

Bottom Ass

 

I am always shy about eating a top's ass, cause I don't think (in general) they devote as much effort to cleanliness (i.e. enema) as bottoms do.

 

Also think that the "meal" is best had before you top them, but not after (unless there's a shower in between).

[Guest Smoothee]

oh my god, you're killing me, Rick! <slurp>

[EXPAT]

RE: Bottom Ass

 

The Best Ass to Rim or "BAR" are the following:

 

Alex # 2 in London

Ted Stevens in San Diego !!!!!!!

 

Jeff

An American Expat in London

(formerly SFJEFF)

[Guest DCescortBOY]

marc, you were supposed to say it is mine

[Guest DCescortBOY]

a blonde ass is attached only to a woman!

a male's ass may, however, be blond.

i'm not being mean, especially if you're not a native speaker of english. i'm just helping you with one of the nuances of a somewhat difficult language.

likewise, brunette doesn't apply to a man. brown-haired works.

[Guest WetDream]

RE: A factoid

 

Had a friend (female) who used to pick up extra bucks with phone sex. She told me there were several screening questions she asked to get a hint of the caller's proclivities. She would ask what color his hair was and if he said "brunette" it was an indication that the caller was into crossdressing.

[+ deej]

RE: Bottom Ass

 

>I am always shy about eating

>a top's ass, cause I

>don't think (in general) they

>devote as much effort to

>cleanliness (i.e. enema) as bottoms

>do.

 

I think that's an over-generalization. I've been with some bottoms that weren't that clean either.

[Rick Munroe]

>I want to get in

>my opinion before that Rick

>Munroe guy dons his frigging

>tiara and takes over the

>thread

 

I won't say a word...I'll just get in position (sorry, I didn't wear the tiara in this one)

http://www.gayescort.org/pictures/1432g.jpg

Thanks for the kind words, bitchboy...big kiss from my ass :*

[Rick Munroe]

>I'm still waiting to experience Rick

>Munroe, tho. I haven't had

>the "gold standard" yet. Of

>course, Rick has some serious

>competition that's preceded him.

>

>Right Matt? ;-)

 

Perhaps we need to do a taste test.

We'll blindfold you & put our asses side by side (you don't mind if we kiss while you eat, do you?)

[marc anthony]

Ethan: If your pics on your website are any indication, I think you qualify for young, smooth, hairless, cute... and I am SURE that you taste and smell good. It's just that with you, it would be really hard to know which SIDE of you is more appetizing! hehe

[Matt_Vancouver]

Well Deej I have had Ricks ass in my face, and that's some good eatin: )

In fact I recall Rick saying something along the lines of, "when I said I love having my ass eaten, I didn't mean it literally"

Matt(has been known to chow down on occasion)

http://go.to/mattsplace

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[Guest DCescortBOY]

ok papito, i'll forgive you THIS TIME :-)

 

>Ethan: If your pics on

>your website are any indication,

>I think you qualify for

>young, smooth, hairless, cute... and

>I am SURE that you

>taste and smell good.

>It's just that with you,

>it would be really hard

>to know which SIDE of

>you is more appetizing! hehe

>

[Rick Munroe]

>I have had Ricks

>ass in my face, and

>that's some good eatin: )

 

Yeah, that was really good, Matt. With your hot mouth on my ass & another at my dick, Rick was one happy guy. Hopefully someone will bring us together again for Round 2...and 3...

[+ deej]

>Perhaps we need to do a

>taste test.

>We'll blindfold you & put our

>asses side by side (you

>don't mind if we kiss

>while you eat, do you?)

 

I don't mind at all. Of course, for a valid taste test, I'll have to have MANY samplings from each. }>

[Guest ohioguy13]

RE: Bottom Ass

 

Two of the "nicest" firmest", cleanest", and best eating are RIDGE in Chicago and Michael in Columbus. I am not much of one into eating ass...but those two DRIVE ME WILD!!!