What's your pet peeve?

[+ deej]

RE: Timing problem

 

>Also, perky cheerleader types who are

>constantly trying to involve others

>in activities that they think

>are "fun." I had

>hoped I wouldn't run into

>anyone like that again after

>high school, but unfortunately they

>seem to be everywhere.

 

Hey, in college one of my best lovers was a perky (male) cheerleader/gymnast type. As long as I kept his mouth full, he was happy and I didn't have to listen to it.

 

I kept his mouth full A LOT. ;-)

[Guest Konga]

A Tell Tale Peeve

 

>...I saw some big bones sticking out of the pot...<

 

That must have been Ed Gein you saw. Mine's stashed under the floorboards. And it keeps nagging me. It's getting louder, too. I wish it would shut up. For gods' sake, can't I get some 'silence of the peeves'.

[Guest Konga]

A Tell Tale Peeve

 

>...I saw some big bones sticking out of the pot...<

 

That must have been Ed Gein you saw. Mine's stashed under the floorboards. And it keeps nagging me. It's getting louder, too. I wish it would shut up. For gods' sake, can't I get some 'silence of the peeves'.

[Traveller]

RE: Time of the month

 

> .

 

Just so excellent.

 

Later.

 

PS. Do the hairless apes needlepoint in Balboa Park

[Traveller]

RE: Time of the month

 

> .

 

Just so excellent.

 

Later.

 

PS. Do the hairless apes needlepoint in Balboa Park

[Guest pickwick]

RE: Gender Confusion

 

Nelly types who use expressions like "time of the month" when they're referring to men.

[Guest pickwick]

RE: Gender Confusion

 

Nelly types who use expressions like "time of the month" when they're referring to men.

[Guest Konga]

For the active woman

 

>Nelly types who use expressions like

>"time of the month" when

>they're referring to men.

 

Sorry, I hadn't realized I was addressing a man. But if the tampon fits....

In your case I'd recommend the kind with "wings".

[Guest Konga]

For the active woman

 

>Nelly types who use expressions like

>"time of the month" when

>they're referring to men.

 

Sorry, I hadn't realized I was addressing a man. But if the tampon fits....

In your case I'd recommend the kind with "wings".

[Guest Konga]

RE: Time of the month

 

>Just so excellent.<

 

Coming from the sickest, and one of the most humorous pranksters on these boards, that's quite a compliment. Thanks.

 

>PS. Do the hairless apes

>needlepoint in Balboa Park?

 

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[Guest Konga]

RE: Time of the month

 

>Just so excellent.<

 

Coming from the sickest, and one of the most humorous pranksters on these boards, that's quite a compliment. Thanks.

 

>PS. Do the hairless apes

>needlepoint in Balboa Park?

 

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[Guest pickwick]

RE: Yes, we have no bananas

 

>Sorry, I hadn't realized I was

>addressing a man. But if

>the tampon fits....

>In your case I'd recommend the

>kind with "wings".

 

I hadn't realized I was addressing a chimpanzee, but I have read that they throw their own excrement when angry and also that they can be taught to type, so this seems a plausible theory to explain your actions. Certainly it will do until more evidence becomes available.

[Guest pickwick]

RE: Yes, we have no bananas

 

>Sorry, I hadn't realized I was

>addressing a man. But if

>the tampon fits....

>In your case I'd recommend the

>kind with "wings".

 

I hadn't realized I was addressing a chimpanzee, but I have read that they throw their own excrement when angry and also that they can be taught to type, so this seems a plausible theory to explain your actions. Certainly it will do until more evidence becomes available.

[Guest cp8036]

What about farting and non-farting cars?

[Guest cp8036]

What about farting and non-farting cars?

[Guest regulation]

RE: Yes, we have no bananas

 

>I hadn't realized I was addressing

>a chimpanzee, but I have

>read that they throw their

>own excrement when angry

 

 

Is "Konga" the name of the chimp in the old Tarzan movies, or is it one of the other animals? :-)

[Guest regulation]

RE: Yes, we have no bananas

 

>I hadn't realized I was addressing

>a chimpanzee, but I have

>read that they throw their

>own excrement when angry

 

 

Is "Konga" the name of the chimp in the old Tarzan movies, or is it one of the other animals? :-)

[Guest Konga]

RE: We have no bananas today

 

>>I hadn't realized I was addressing

>>a chimpanzee, but I have

>>read that they throw their

>>own excrement...

 

Please, I prefer the term Great Ape, and my diet consists mainly of insects and the occassional succulent. But speaking of excrement, I find chunks of guys like you two in mine every day. I don't fling however, I flush.

 

Thanks for the chat.

 

K

[Guest Konga]

RE: We have no bananas today

 

>>I hadn't realized I was addressing

>>a chimpanzee, but I have

>>read that they throw their

>>own excrement...

 

Please, I prefer the term Great Ape, and my diet consists mainly of insects and the occassional succulent. But speaking of excrement, I find chunks of guys like you two in mine every day. I don't fling however, I flush.

 

Thanks for the chat.

 

K

[Guest pickwick]

RE: We have no bananas today

 

>Please, I prefer the term Great

>Ape, and my diet consists

>mainly of insects and the

>occassional succulent. But speaking of

>excrement, I find chunks of

>guys like you two in

>mine every day. I don't

>fling however, I flush.

>

>Thanks for the chat.

>

>K

 

Please do our nation a favor and jump in there yourself. And don't forget to flush when you do. With arms as long as yours that shouldn't be a problem.

[Guest pickwick]

RE: We have no bananas today

 

>Please, I prefer the term Great

>Ape, and my diet consists

>mainly of insects and the

>occassional succulent. But speaking of

>excrement, I find chunks of

>guys like you two in

>mine every day. I don't

>fling however, I flush.

>

>Thanks for the chat.

>

>K

 

Please do our nation a favor and jump in there yourself. And don't forget to flush when you do. With arms as long as yours that shouldn't be a problem.