So how bout them dodgers :)

[joel304]

>A component of my post was satirical: how can one avoid

mocking the Curmudgeon's of the world, who never cease - and I

mean never cease - preaching about the need for

civility and about the evils of personal attacks, only to then

launch the most vicious, hateful, profane, insulting attacks

(such as the one I excerpted) against whomever they don't

like, whenever the mood strikes, all the while failing to

recognize the glaring contradiction between their preaching

and their behavior.<

 

COULDN'T agree more!

 

>But another component of what I wrote was genuine. Escorts in

particular tend to bear the brunt of these hypocrites' bitter

attacks. They will be nice and condescendingly polite to

escorts here as long as escorts know their place and stick to

giggly, substance-less, submissive, non-controversial flattery

and frivolity. But the minute an escort steps out of line and

says anything which they don't like, the Preachers of Civility

will attack with an unparalleled viciousness, threatening the

escorts' reputations, calling them wh-ores, etc. etc.<

 

I can't believe more posters don't see this. I for one, hire the escorts that do come out and argue THEIR point, regardless of the backlash. I prefer that type of personality.

 

>I personally don't think there is anything wrong with

attacking posts or posters which you think merit that. I do

it, and that's exactly why I don't preach against it. But I

don't single out escorts or hold them to some special standard

of obsequiousness, and I don't attack them simply because they

express opinions with which I disagree.<

 

Agreed.

 

>What has changed is that this Board is now dominated by a group of old, faggy, smelly, creepy losers, such as Curmudgeon, who pretend to like escorts and to believe in "Civility" but will attack any of

them with a real brutality if they're not acting like good,

little, meek 15-year-old boys oozing gratitude for having a

wrinkled, smelly old face with alcohol and mint breath blowing

up their nostrils and age-spot-ridden old hands greedily

groping at their genitals.<

 

Hilarious visual, yet true. Moreover, the fact that these boys have more money than 70% of these trolls makes me laugh the hardest. "You're hot Daddy, now give little boy his 3K," as they drive away to Armani, and a quick stop at the spa.

 

>They pretend to find obese, old guys hot (rather than sources

of income). They will exchange the most transparently idiotic

banter with the old losers here, pretending to enjoy it.

That's because most escorts who post here are posting a

running advertisement for their services, rather than anything

real. And the few escorts who won't stay confined to this

character prison are viciously attacked by the Curmudgeon's of

the Board.<

 

This, my friend, is the heart of it all. Why does ANYONE believe that this pretend attraction to fat old guys is at all plausable? Any of the "I love my guys" fluff that is tossed around here is hilarious. Do any of these fellas have a "partner" that is fat and old? No! Do any of these guys solicit overweight middle aged men in their personal life? Come on! Kept boys might solicit the overweight rich guy, but this type is not broadly reflected among the posters here. What we do have here, is a large group of guys that pretend that these young guys find them attractive and lovely in every way. In reality, we have guys here that sell services in exchange for big bucks. The pretend physical attraction is all part of the service. And that's a good thing.

 

>I'll leave it to others to assess whether your pedophile

insinuations against the creepily named "Uncle Bill" are fact

based or not, but I hardly think it's an act of profound

bravery to post about your attraction to adolescent looking

boys just because you thereafter show up at a social gathering

with other like-minded people. <

 

I do belive that there are a NUMBER of guys here that would, and do, solicit guys under 18. I also belive that these same pedophiles are traveling to Thailand to do just that, as they type their heated responses to this same "reprehensible" behavior. However, I personally don't believe that Bill is one of them, and for that, I aplogize for the unfounded insinuation.

[Doug69]

>Or maybe they disappeared because people like you and Woody

>began publishing some supposed inside knowledge that you have

>of their HIV status. God knows, if anyone is stupid enough to

>have unprotected sex with a professional ho, then he or she

>does so with the reasonable assumption that his or her risk of

>contracting HIV is substantially higher that that of someone

>who practices safe sex with an industry pro.

 

If you don't think that a central purpose of this Site is to expose the lies, frauds and deceits of escorts (such as those escorts who claim "I only engage in safe sex," when that is simply untrue), then what is the purpose of this site?

 

>This forum declined for one reason and one reason only:

>Because of the anti-social behavior of people like you and

>these apparent revenge driven attacks against people that you

>have held grudges for years because they were better looking,

>better at the job and made more money than you could ever

>fathom making.

 

How do you explain the fact that this website thrived for all the years when I, Woodlawn, BoN, etc. were posting here, and only began to implode and die when the likes of you and Curmudgeon began actively posting?

 

The posters you are blaming for the decline of the forum were posting here while the forum thrived, and long before the decline began. Therefore, by logical necessity, they cannot be the cause of the decline. The forum only started to die once you and those like you started spewing your bile all over the Board.

 

>I'm really sorry that when you sold your ass for a living that

>you weren't good enough to make enough money to retire

>comfortably.

 

I'm quite certain that I'm never going to dispel the notion among the primitives here that I worked as a prostitute at some point, because once monkeys get an idea in their head, it can't be dislodged. That's why I don't try.

 

But I am willing to make you a little bet: I'll bet that I have a more advanced and accomplished education than you do, more advanced degrees, and earn my living, in part, by working in a profession far more complex, exclusive and difficult to attain than what you do for a living. Any time you would like to make that bet, let me know.

 

If you're unwilling to make the bet, you really ought to - for the sake of your own dignity - refrain from prattling on about my having tried to earn a living as a failed prostitute the next time the mood strikes for you to open that silly little trap of yours.

[Guest mbarz]

>No one here needs some revenge harboring, former unemployed

>who*re asshole like you to take over the role of protector of

>our collective HIV status. We're all big boys. We can all

>read, so we know the dangers of unprotected sex. And, we all

>know that the risk of contracting HIV grows with every high

>risk encounter that we, collectively, might have. We are

>perfectly capable of protecting ourselves accordingly.

>

 

There is no prove to the rumor that Doug is a former working boy, he denies it and I believe him, but it has been insinuated that you were/are a wh-ore as well Conway, so if we follow your way of thinking, because it is rumored, it is fact, and no matter how you go on endlessly about being wealthy, we are only to believe the rumor and treat you like a wh-ore.

 

 

>This forum declined for one reason and one reason only:

>Because of the anti-social behavior of people like you and

>these apparent revenge driven attacks against people that you

>have held grudges for years because they were better looking,

>better at the job and made more money than you could ever

>fathom making.

>

 

 

And what is your excuse for your anti-social behavior? Since you've shown up, you've done nothing but attack people and seem to be working on a few of your own grudges.

 

 

>I'm really sorry that when you sold your ass for a living that

>you weren't good enough to make enough money to retire

>comfortably.

 

 

Are you admitting here that you were a great wh-ore? Is that how you became "wealthy" and "lead a comfortable life"?

 

 

>Given the personality that you display here, I

>can see why you weren't successful as a wh*ore. It would had

>to have been an awfully good piece of ass to overcome the

>general unpleasantry of dealing with an angry old poof like

>you.

 

 

So, how do you explain you success, because as far as personalities go...yours sucks.

[BewareofNick]

Conway:

 

>>Therefore, this will be the last post in which I ever mention

>>those freaks.

 

BoN:

>This statment will go down as the BIGGEST falsehood of 2005. Keep this >book marked. Conway is incapable of ignoring us. We are like a drug to >him and he craves us more than Whitney craves cocaine.

 

I see Conway came by again today for another fix.

[Curmudgeon]

http://www.bitchslaponline.com/lmfao.gif

[BewareofNick]

Someone is obviously way too amused with that little file.

[Curmudgeon]

http://www.bitchslaponline.com/lmfao.gif

[Guest Conway]

Is English a second language for you or are you simply a moron?

[Guest Conway]

|See, Doug, this is what you don't understand. No one here wants to compare degrees, education or paychecks with you. This is a site to read and post reviews about working boys.

 

Unfortunately for the rest of us, tired old former ho okers like you have made this message board an integral majority part of your pathetic, waiting to die lives.

 

I couldn't give a rat's ass what you do for a living, whether you're eating regularly or starving, whther you dropped out of junior high or have 11 doctorates.

 

Just like in the world that evolves around you daily, you don't matter to anyone here except for the fact that you're a painfully unhappy asshole who seems to enjoy diverting the real purpose of this board to himself.

 

What I'm saying is this, "Just shut the fuck up, you washed up old fart. Nobody cares about you or what you think. You could disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow and it would only serve to make the lives of others more pleasant."

 

If you want to review a working boy, be my guest. But, otherwise, please remove your self portrait of human misery from this forum so that it can return to its once pleasant and great status.

 

Or better yet, go start your own forum. Oh, that's right you did...and despite your advanced education and intelligence, it was a failure (just like you).

[woodlawn]

> if they're not acting like good,

>little, meek 15-year-old boys oozing gratitude for having a

>wrinkled, smelly old face with alcohol and mint breath blowing

>up their nostrils and age-spot-ridden old hands greedily

>groping at their genitals.

 

Doug, what can I say to the above? In the world of invective, you are a giant surrounded by midgets.

 

 

>That is exactly why escort contributions on this Board tend,

>by and large, to be comprised of boring, neutral, frivolous

>dribble. With a few exceptions (the prostitutes attacked in

>this thread being examples), nothing they write is honest.

>They pretend to find obese, old guys hot (rather than sources

>of income). They will exchange the most transparently idiotic

>banter with the old losers here, pretending to enjoy it.

>That's because most escorts who post here are posting a

>running advertisement for their services, rather than anything

>real.

 

The above paragraph really should be posted permanently at the top of each and every page of the MC. Never have I seen a more accurate description of what goes on here.

[BewareofNick]

Conway and his "Mean Girl" addiction

 

Conway:

 

>>Therefore, this will be the last post in which I ever mention

>>those freaks.

 

BoN:

>This statment will go down as the BIGGEST falsehood of 2005. Keep this >book marked. Conway is incapable of ignoring us. We are like a drug to >him and he craves us more than Whitney craves cocaine.

 

I see Conway came by again today for another fix.

[woodlawn]

>Just like in the world that evolves around you daily, you

>don't matter to anyone here except for the fact that you're a

>painfully unhappy asshole who seems to enjoy diverting the

>real purpose of this board to himself.

 

On the contrary, over the years I've been coming here I've seen quite a few MC members list Doug as one of the posters they come here to read. I can't recall seeing anyone write that about you, however.

 

>If you want to review a working boy, be my guest. But,

>otherwise, please remove your self portrait of human misery

>from this forum so that it can return to its once pleasant and

>great status.

 

As Doug accurately pointed out, he's been posting here since long before all of these laments about the "decline" of the MC, so only a genuine idiot would attribute the "decline" to anything he's done. He pointed that out in his last post and you have no way to challenge it, so you simply responded with another childish insult. As you usually do.

 

In addition, neither he nor I nor anyone else is your "guest" here. We have the same right to post our opinions as anyone, and if you don't like them you don't need to read them. It ought to be obvious even to someone of very limited intelligence that your strategy of screaming insults at us isn't accomplishing anything -- except to make you look like a hypocrite for complaining about the very same behavior that you indulge in. The more you do it, the more hypocritical you look.

[BewareofNick]

Conway is, of course, the original "Mean Girl".

 

This mistaken sense of ownership Conway is feeling can be traced directly to the "Great Meltdown" where deej went insane and banished people for no reason. When the center returned, all the good and noble Church Ladies came here and said how wonderful deej was for going off the deep end. They established a Consitution, crafted by Boston Jefferson and Tampa Franklin. They felt secure that all the "British Troops" were vanquished, those that had caused deej's vacation from reality. SO they went about planting flowers and fawning over the young maidens, some claiming to be older than they were, and others that claimed to be younger than they were. Then there came the time of the "Great Return". Those banished arrived back in town and a "darkness" crept over the land. Slowly, the Revered Founders slipped away from town, carried in the talons of a slimy buzzard from Virginia, never to be heard from again. As the banished returned, it suddenly became clear. The Constituion was a sham. The flowers were merely plastic. Those who awoke the next day came to realize: the Center was the same as it was before the "Great Meltdown". "How can this be?" cried Miss Conway, the lonely old spinster. "Has anyone seen my Mary Kate and Ashley dolls?" howled Miss Munroe, the schoolmarm. The entitlement was merely an illusion. The Founders had sold the townfolk a bill of goods. Life then returned to normal. The old crones, Miss Conway, Miss Curmudgeon and the other bitter old women gathered in front of the chapel to gossip and spread venom. Just another day in Hooville..

[Guest mbarz]

>Is English a second language for you or are you simply a

>moron?

 

I thought you were ignoring us Conway, can't resist can you?

 

Using your own logic, my comments to you are no more moronic than yours are to Doug. You're accusing Doug of being a former prostitute based on rumor, I read a rumor that you are currently a prostitute, so I don't see a difference in the accusations.

[BewareofNick]

Well, the difference is that Doug could probably make money doing it.

[Guest Conway]

Daddy Sez: "Personal Attack removed, and a warning send"

[Curmudgeon]

>deej went insane and banished people for no reason

 

Name them. Let's see if he (or one of the moderators) will chime in with a reason.

 

 

 

The problem with making something foolproof is the universe keeps making better fools.

[Guest Conway]

I've changed my mind. My right to free speech allows me that, assknot.

[Guest Conway]

We have the internet just so social skidmarks like you, Dougie and Woody can befriend each other. It was so hard for those of you who rank in the nuttiest in ten million before the internet.

[ErikMcAlister]

I hope someone has alerted the management.

[BewareofNick]

Me

trilingual

EastBayGuy

Erik

chicagoboy

taylor

 

And before you say my banishment by deej was just, due to my revealing personal information, I'll remind you that I revealed the personal information AFTER being banished by deej. i could only keep posting because I had not been logged out. I was subsequently suspended for 30 days for that offense and I wholeheartedly support and understand that decision.

[BewareofNick]

Conway:

 

>>Therefore, this will be the last post in which I ever mention

>>those freaks.

 

BoN:

>This statment will go down as the BIGGEST falsehood of 2005. Keep this >book marked. Conway is incapable of ignoring us. We are like a drug to >him and he craves us more than Whitney craves cocaine.

 

It's amazing that you can't see for yourself how deluded you are.

[VaHawk]

Arrow meet BULLSEYE!

 

Damn dude, right on TARGET! :7

[BewareofNick]

RE: Arrow meet BULLSEYE!

 

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[jackhammer91406]

I'll have a double

 

Well,

as a die hard Dodger fan, I confess I enjoyed Scott's humor, the double entendre of his question. Gee, how many levels is that question working on, anyway?

 

I have met Scott socially (not as a client) and I enjoyed meeting him.

Once I got over seeing him drink blue drinks I could focus on his personality and body. Both were pleasing.

 

I don't know anything about the truth of accusations mentioned here, but he's a nice kid. People must have better things to do than to tear him down all the time, no matter how righteous they think their case is. If he did what you say, it was bad, let that be enough. I mean, what will satisfy those who are so intent on ripping him a new one?

 

Next we'll have to post a copy of the Ten Commandments here. Talk about making a federal case out of something......

 

Whose dress is Phyllis Shaffley hiding behind? Come on, confess!