Fin Fang Foom's Spring NYC Rentboy Hall of Shame

[Fin Fang Foom]

It's a dreary Saturday here in the world's most important and most celebrated metropolis, so I decided to bring some sunshine into your miserable, pathetic, and pointless lives by sharing with you my......

 

(cue trumpets)

 

Spring NYC Rentboy Hall of Shame.

 

 

When I'm looking to hire someone, I love making my decision by being able to only see the outline of their colostomy bag.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/23515/pictures/23515_10.jpg

 

 

 

 

Could someone please refresh my memory, which decade was the "flipped up collar" look last in?

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/23888/pictures/23888_3.jpg

 

 

 

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say "thank you for sharing".

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/22949/pictures/22949_5.jpg

 

 

 

 

Ok, we get it: you like hats.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/5728/pictures/5728_14.jpg

 

 

 

 

tmi

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/10534/pictures/10534_78.jpg

 

 

 

 

"WAIT! I know what the shot it missing!!! Someone grab that electric ball thing that's next to my bed and put it under his cock!"

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/19468/pictures/19468_160.jpg

 

 

 

 

If there were any gay terrorists in Irag, this is how they'd dress their captive right before they'd saw his head off on video.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/1765/pictures/1765_45.jpg

 

 

 

 

Maybe I'm shell-shocked from going through all of these pictures, but I could swear I see a cat's face in his asshole.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/2105/pictures/2105_14.jpg

 

 

 

 

And speaking of cats......don't you just hate tricks who let their cat be on the bed with you while you're having sex?

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/4735/pictures/4735_8.jpg

 

 

 

 

Nice Walmart bedspread.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/2105/pictures/2105_10.jpg

 

 

 

 

The things that bothers me most is that the photographer was so proud of this picture he made sure he got photo credit.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/10727/pictures/10727_46.jpg

 

 

 

 

You remember when your friend who took the picture said you looked hot in this get-up?

He was lying.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/4093/pictures/4093_97.jpg

 

 

 

 

Something tells me he's not a top.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/21505/pictures/21505_1.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

Why, exactly, would someone WANT to copy this picture (except of course, in my case, for ridicule)?

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/23832/pictures/23832_5.jpg

 

 

 

 

I know he(?) looks nothing like her, but the moment I saw this pic all I could think of was Patty Hearst and the SLA.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/24016/pictures/24016_1.jpg

 

 

 

 

No thank you. And I mean it - NO THANK YOU.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/23832/pictures/23832_2.jpg

 

 

 

 

And now my choice for the worst picture currently on Rentboy.............

 

 

 

 

You're due back at the methadone clinic in thirty minutes so speed it up.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/17382/pictures/17382_47.jpg

 

 

 

Shamelessly yours,

 

FFF

[LovesYng]

THANKS FFF, you do make it better on this deary day in the east. Best laugh I had in a long time }(

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

[BigD]

Of course it is funny and I am laughing myself sick. But speaking of sick, what is really painful to consider is that these guys are trying

to make money with these pictures. And I assume there is a market, or the ad would not be running. So what I want to know is who calls these guys?

[VaHawk]

Funny stuff. But as to when was the last decade for the flipped up collar look? Try this decade! Don't go out much?

[JT Brooklyn]

FFF.. Hilarious as always.."The Hat Guy" I think has taken his "Hat Rack" off of Rentboy..Definitely the Funniest Photo! LOL :+

[Guest DickHo]

>these guys are trying to make money with these pictures.

 

and they thought these pictures show the "best" of them. Imagine what the "bad" pictures look like.

[guptasa1]

Mmm...the cat wouldn't bother me. ;o)