Best Travel Escorts

[joel304]

I am enlisting my fellow M4Mer's advice. I have decided not to go to Maui alone this summer. Therefore, due to my unwillingness to pursue a new relationship at this time, I'm going to hire (looking for 2-3 nights having them join me for part of the vacation). I'm looking for athletic/twink/swimmer types from 21-25, versatile bottom. I like guys that enjoy dinner, wine, drinking at the bar, going out,listening to my endless bullshit, etc. Also, I smoke ... Therefore, I wouldn't want someone that couldn't stand this.

 

I am 35, attorney (in case we encounter any trouble, LOL), white, 5'10, 175, top (OMG, I feel like I'm posting on Craigslist), fun, witty, a bit of a drinker whenever there is an excuse, and a lover of conversation and travelling.

 

Since I'll be offering my wonderful ;-) personality, staying at the Four Seasons, and treating my guest to a 5 star vacation, I'm not willing to spend thousands of additional dollars for companionship. I am, however, mindful that it won't be cheap. This definitely rules out agencies.

 

I welcome public and/or private responses from members and escorts.

 

P.S. A Hooville gathering at the Four Seasons might be fun??? OneFinger and those guys with cash in NYC (anyone really, except FourAces as he may shoot me ... kidding Four, I'd buy you several drinks) might like to bring some guests as well??? Open for any ideas ... except a threesome with OneFinger ;-) :-)

[joel304]

129 views and not one published recommendation? I received 2 PM's, but geez! If I posted an argumentative thread, there would be 100 responses!

 

Isn't this still a review site?

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>129 views and not one published recommendation? I received 2

>PM's, but geez! If I posted an argumentative thread, there

>would be 100 responses!

>

>Isn't this still a review site?

 

I'll help ya out here Joel....I recommend choosing wisely. We all know what happenns when you choose poorly.

[BostonChris]

I would think your inbox would be flooded by now!

So I figured I'd put in my two cents (and add that I'm one

helluva travel companion ;-)

I think that it is great that you are planning such a vacation!

So, congrats on grabbing the bull by the horns... and speaking of

grabbing horns, you can grab mine anytime.

Feel free to drop me a line and see if we hit it off.

I love to travel, and it looks like we have similar interests.

Hope to talk with you soon,

-Chris

BostonChris, Chris #2, Chris Crawford

chris_forsale@hotmail.com

[joel304]

Thanks Chris. I'm accepting all offers.

[Guest ncm2169]

1. Post in Travelling Hoovillians Section.

 

2. Do some of your own homework, you lazy bastard. }(

[joel304]

>1. Post in Travelling Hoovillians Section.

>

>2. Do some of your own homework, you lazy bastard. }(

 

 

I'm afraid that if I post in the travelling section, I'll end up with you :o

[Funseeker 22]

O.K. I`ll make the Ultimate Sacrifice. When are we going ?. Do I have to put up with your bullshit or can I use my ipod ?.

P.S. I require 1st class air and limo transportation.

Trip Sounds Great, except no smoking in room and no snoring !.

Also, seems like your bottomimg skills may need loosening up?

Oops! Just read the age criteria. Maybe in doggie years less a whole bunch but guarantee I can out party the bulk of your prospects.

Ah Well!.

C`est La Vie !!

[Guest ncm2169]

Well then, stop treating us like law clerks. ;-)

[KY_TOP]

I have only traveled with Kristian/LA who does not seem to fit your wants.

But, you might take a look at Trey Thurston/NC. I have never traveled with him but know 2 here that have, and they seemed to have had a grand time with him.

[joel304]

I've received some PM's that second your opinion of Trey. He sounds like he's near the top of the list. Although, I may take Funseeker and post a review

[joel304]

>Well then, stop treating us like law clerks. ;-)

 

 

I have an awful habit of doing this. Really. Now fuck off and get the websites that I asked for :-)

[joel304]

>O.K. I`ll make the Ultimate Sacrifice. When are we going ?

 

 

End of August

 

 

>Do I have to put up with your bullshit or can I use my ipod

>?.

 

I am so full of shit, I don't know how you could avoid it. Show me how to use the damn ipod.

 

 

>P.S. I require 1st class air and limo transportation.

 

Goes without saying.

 

 

>Trip Sounds Great, except no smoking in room and no snoring

>!.

 

I snore. Funny though, it never bothers me. I never smoke in my apartment or hotel rooms.

 

 

>Also, seems like your bottomimg skills may need loosening up?

>

 

I drink. I do. I lose friends. Anything is possible.

 

 

>Oops! Just read the age criteria. Maybe in doggie years less a

>whole bunch but guarantee I can out party the bulk of your

>prospects.

 

Come for drinks. Bring a boy. We'll party our arses off and have a group scene in the suite! Hopefully you won't die of natural causes while you're there. I hate to waste time with that shit while I'm on vacation. That's the thing with the elderly. You never know

:-)

[Funseeker 22]

Although, I may take Funseeker and post a review

O.K. ss long as it`s a mutual review !!!.

:)

I think I must have missed the clients vs clients review section.

That could be very scary (lol).

[joel304]

>I think I must have missed the clients vs clients review section.

That could be very scary (lol).<<

 

 

We'll have a tequilla shot contest. The loser has his picture posted wearing traditional Hawaiian wear. No shirt, eating a handful of Spam :-)

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Joel, Im concerned about your responses here. They could be taken by some that you're incapable of standing your ground and that you're any easy target. Please tell me Im wrong......

 

ChgoBoy

[joel304]

>Joel, Im concerned about your responses here. They could be

>taken by some that you're incapable of standing your ground

>and that you're any easy target. Please tell me Im

>wrong......

>

>ChgoBoy

 

 

Please be gentle with me. I'm still getting used to bras and the whole "menstrual" thing.

[Funseeker 22]

>Please be gentle with me. I'm still getting used to bras and

>the whole "menstrual" thing.

 

I`m sensing a "gentle" attorney bottoming experience. You`ll feel great. The attorney is told to smile - be warm & fuzzy !!!.

The billable hours will come in the future.

;-)

[joel304]

>I`m sensing a "gentle" attorney bottoming experience. You`ll

>feel great. The attorney is told to smile - be warm & fuzzy

>!!!.

>The billable hours will come in the future.

>;-)

 

 

How old are you? Bottoming and elder care requires significant liquor consumption on my part. Will you make me call you grandpa?

[Funseeker 22]

>>I`m sensing a "gentle" attorney bottoming experience.

>You`ll

>>feel great. The attorney is told to smile - be warm & fuzzy

>>!!!.

>>The billable hours will come in the future.

>>;-)

>

>

>How old are you? Bottoming and elder care requires

>significant liquor consumption on my part. Will you make me

>call you grandpa?

>

 

OUCH !!!.

I don`t think so. But I might have to "bitch slap you for that insinuation". You know you need it.

If you want references let me know.

[joel304]

OK

[lsubrianj]

Give Dorian knight based out of raleigh nc a try. He's on men4rentnow.com THis is second hand info but I was told he was an excellent travel companion, classy, well spoken and discreet.

[OneFinger]

Joel,

 

As we discussed in private e-mails, I'd never travel to Hawaii with an escort unless we had several previous positive sessions.

 

So, did you see the review today of Nicholas in Honolulu? I certainly think he's someone I'd consider hiring and he's local to where you're going. Not only could he be a companion while you're there but he's probably very familiar with the area. I bet he could show you some sights that are typically overlooked by most tourists.

 

It's an option you should consider. ;-)