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...You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

 

"By the way, Pooh, how do YOU spell Tuesday?"

"Spell what?" asked Pooh.

"Tuesday. You know--Monday, Tuesday..."

"My dear Pooh," said Owl,"EVERYBODY knows that it's spelled with a TWO."

"Is it?" asked Pooh.

"Of course," said Owl, "After all, it's the second day of the week."

"Oh, is THAT the way it works?" asked Pooh.

"All right Owl," I said. "Then what comes after Twosday?"

"Thirdsday," said Owl.

"Owl, you're just confusing things," I said. "This is the day after Tuesday, and it's not Thirds---I mean THURSday."

"Then what is it?" asked Owl.

"It's TODAY!" squeaked Piglet.

"My favorite day," said Pooh.....

 

:+

 

Athan

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Wow!

What a very intriguing post...

And after that, of course, one feels compelled to go read the poster's profile...

And after that, of course one feels compelled to...

 

OK, let's say it as smooth as I can...

 

FUCK, MAN, YOU ARE ONE HOT BOY!

 

Now, that was suave, wasn't it?

 

Welcome to the Message board, cutie! I wish you the happiest new year and lots of success!

 

And of course, I will use this chance to hug you tightly. (I am not fondling you, I am just a touchy-feely latino) :9

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