Where is Adrian When You Need Him???

[Guest YFSC]

Where is Adrian when you need him???

 

Who else can dispel the mask of darkness and confusion from our faces and enlighten us on the true meaning of this newest review of Bruno Gaucho??? Who else can show us that this review #5 is really a negative review, despite the cunning and diabolical attempt by the author, obviously one of Bruno's "handlers", to make it seem like a positive one???

 

Just look at the facts:

 

The reviewer says "virtually no fat". Virtually. That means there is fat.

 

The reviewer says Bruno is "sucking the marrow out of life". Out of his clients, more likely.

 

The reviewer says "but Bruno only looks like a boy". Only looks like a boy. So he must be a lot older than he claims to be. Maybe he's 33 and not 23.

 

The reviewer says "over the course of our time together we had sex three times". Only three times! He hired Bruno for 24 hours! How could they have had sex so few times? Part of the answer is coming later.

 

The reviewer says "communication with Bruno can be a challenge". Draw your own conclusions. They guy doesn't speak much English, so how can you have sex with him?

 

The reviewer says he had to "write down" his words. Why would Bruno want everything in writing? What evil design lurks behind that?

 

And the cell phone again. The reviewer admits that Bruno "checked it at least 3 times during our appointment". And on another occasion Bruno was even speaking on the cell phone. The reviewer also says "he was available on his cell phone when I called an hour before our appointment". Obviously Bruno was also imposing on his previous client by using his cell phone.

 

But the most damning thing is what the reviewer says about the room service pizza incident. "Bad decision. I had a restless night and we both had stomach ailments in the morning. I love sex in the morning and was really looking forward to a morning romp in the hay. Neither of us felt up to it. ... Given neither of us was feeling well I let him go at 9am." Translation: the client wanted sex in the morning and Bruno didn't provide it. And Bruno left an hour early. He was supposed to stay until 10am, but he left at 9am. And it's very likely that Bruno arranged the whole thing in advance with the hotel room service, or maybe he bribed the bellboy with sex while the client was in the bathroom: to bring them a pizza which was laced with something that would make the client feel sick (and Bruno cleverly didn't eat the pizza, but instead hid his piece under the bed) so that he could avoid having sex in the morning and could leave early. Probably to squeeze in another 2-hour client at 9am in Staten Island (remember the cell phone calls?) before rushing off to meet his 10am client in the Bronx.

 

 

O, Adrian, Adrian! Why hast thou forsaken us??? How can we understand the true meaning of this review of Bruno Gaucho without you???

[Cooper]

Hey YFSC, You didn't need "adrian' for this one, you did an excellent job in deconstructing that review. Thanks, it was fun to read...

[Guest DickHo]

Is YSCF really Oliver Stone?

[+ Axiom2001]

This was a "nice" read! What quaint imagination and repartee!

[trilingual]

>O, Adrian, Adrian! Why hast thou forsaken us??? How can we

>understand the true meaning of this review of Bruno Gaucho

>without you???

 

 

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