Fin Fang Foom Wants to Live In Rio

[Guest Verde]

RE: Bruno Gaucho ... behind the scenes

 

This message I got from Bruno this evening. "You are crazy... Minha foto de rosto tu colocuo" (translation: You posted my face pic). Here's the story folks. The reason he's wearing a mask: his family and friends are not aware of his extra-curricular activities, or if they are, I think he wants to save them from the embarrassment, etc. He's such a nice, serious kid doing his level best to make it in a very tough world... if you're familiar with the appalling poverty in Brazil, the corruption in the government, unemployment (e.g. 17% of the working population of Rio de Janeiro is out of work) etc. you can imagine what it's like for struggling young guys like Bruno and those whom you find cruising the bathhouses. It's sheer horror for these kids to realize early in life that there's just practically nothing in terms of a so-called future for them. I made a big mistake in posting his face pic without getting prior permission. I realized this only after I received HB's confirmation note. Bruno is not from Rio, he's originally from the South (land of the gauchos) and his family has now settled in Campinas, Sao Paulo State to better their lives. He's in effect the main breadwinner. His webpage is meant primarily for the local Rio market, but still he sees the need to conceal his identity. I don't know if he's appeared in any adult magazines which would at least indicate that he's gone public regarding this specific activity. We've become friends after our encounter and he sent me electronically several full face fotos as mementos. He wanted to come to NY for a month to take English lessons, but I doubt very much he'll be granted a visa.

Anyway,here's the rest of his message to me translated:

"I got more than 3000 hits (referring to his webpage) in one day...

I can't even open up my e-mail in my site...

It's crazy, I can't believe the whole world is seeing me...

All of them wants to have me...

I would like that someone bring me over to live in the USA...

Please mention this in that website...

How did you do it? (meaning his having been featured as the coverboy of the day)...

Obrigado (Thank you). Beijos (Kisses)"

I take comfort that he ended his note with the obligatory thanks and kisses.

[Guest bottomboykk]

OMG! I think I'm in love!

 

OK, FFF, I'll race you down there, and first served, first cum! }>

[Guest RushNY]

God there's a smart remrk in there somewhere i know there is.....:+

[Guest RushNY]

>God there's a smart remrk in there somewhere i know there

>is.....:+

I do mean remark-crappy keyboard !

Nice guy tho':9

[ServeUncutUncle]

"That Stupid Cat Mask"

 

 

What am I saying, its the First Pussy I have wanted to go to Bed and Have SEX with.

 

Uncle

[+ Axiom2001]

Although it's pussy on face-- I truly like its lower depths.

[+ Axiom2001]

>"That Stupid Cat Mask"

>

>

>What am I saying, its the First Pussy I have wanted to go to

>Bed and Have SEX with.

>

>Uncle

 

 

I'll second and third and fourth that NOTION!:9 :9 :P

[Guest Broker68]

Me too

 

I posted following on different place this am

 

" I have been looking at todays cover boy most of the morning. For something in the neighboorhood ofa couple of Wendy"s I could have that beautiful thing. Wish I could read portuguese so I could read all about him "

[vabballfan]

>Wish I could read portuguese so I could read all about him "

 

Try using the translate feature of http://www.altavista.com. You click on the link "Translate" on the home page of alta vista and you can then select Portugese to English and enter a web address. It will translate into broken English (some makes sense, some you have to figure out) but is doesn't do a horrible job.

 

On the topic of the hot coverboy, I would love to top him and would absolutely love him to pound my ass with that beautiful big thick uncut cock.

 

He should come to the states. He'd make a fortune. He'd be booked solid in D.C. He'd be extremely popular. I'm sure I'd hire him several times.

[Knabegeil]

Thanks for the pics on Bruno Gaucho. He's out-a-site. I'm starting to save my pennies now for a trip to Rio.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

I think you're wrong....

 

You've got it all wrong - this is not a picture of a Brazilian escort - it is a cast member, from the recently closed London production of "CATS" who is now out of work and looking for gainfull employment elsewhere. Can't you just see him crawling all over the stage, purring as he goes?

 

Thunderbuns

[trilingual]

RE:Starstruck

 

Verde, you probably should explain the sad facts of U.S. immigration life to Bruno. It's was always hard for young, single men with few monetary resources to get a visa. Since 9/11 it's almost impossible.

 

However, if someone in Europe, Canada or Australia would like to offer their hands in marriage, that would be another story! Sounds like Bruno is open to proposals!

 

Also, if Bruno wants to try it on his own, emigration to Canada isn't that difficult. Canada is looking for young, hard-working, educated people. He should be able to get information from the websites of the Canadian consulates in Rio or Brasilia. If he doesn't mind the cold, I can see Bruno breaking hearts in Montreal or Toronto. Or he could have a monopoly market in Ottawa,which seems to be an escort-free zone at the moment!!! :9

[Guest Thunderbuns]

RE:Starstruck

 

>Also, if Bruno wants to try it on his own, emigration to

>Canada isn't that difficult. Canada is looking for young,

>hard-working, educated people.

 

Well - he should qualify in the "hard" catagory.

 

>If he doesn't mind the cold, I can see

>Bruno breaking hearts in Montreal or Toronto.

 

It's not all that cold - and only for 3 months of the year. And besides, winter in Montreal gives a guy a legit excuse to wear a man's mink coat - and believe me - this hottie could afford one in very short order!

 

>Or he could have a monopoly market in Ottawa,which seems to be an

>escort-free zone at the moment!!!

 

And score bigtime with the diplomatic corps

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

RE:Starstruck

 

>Verde, you probably should explain the sad facts of U.S.

>immigration life to Bruno. It's was always hard for young,

>single men with few monetary resources to get a visa.

 

Unless, of course, you come from a terrorist-sponsoring Islamic nation and you want to take flight lessons at one of our many flight schools, and then in that case, are borders are wide open for you.

 

Or, if he wants to make his way to the US/Mexican border, I'm sure one of our intrepid message board members would be willing to hide him in their trunk and bring him over the border.

 

Interpidly yours,

 

FFF

[Big Daddy]

RE:Starstruck

 

Me me me me, please pick me. I have a big car with a great big trunk. He is an aviation student according to his web site and as you all know, Phoenix (two hours from Nogales, Sonora) has some great aviation schools. He would have to change his name to Osama something or other, dye his hair black and grow a beard. He might draw the attention of the local FBI, but not to worry. Reports from the wild west seem to be routinely ignored by the big boys back east.

[trilingual]

RE:Starstruck

 

Verde: You shouldn't feel TOO guilty about Bruno's picture. After all, he posted it himself on his own website, which is in Brazil and in Portuguese. I think there are lots more chances of his being "outed" to his family in Campinas from his own website than on this far away, foreign site in English!

 

FFF: By and large, the terrorists didn't enter the U.S. on permanent resident visas (which is what I was referring to in my comments about luscious young Bruno's chances). Almost all of those guys came in on student visas, which don't grant permanent residence or work privileges. Also, they weren't "poor." To get those student visas, they had to put up enrollment money and have Al Qaeda's money men front for them to persuade the U.S. that they had sufficient means of support during their stay here. Our Bruno doesn't seem to have those advantages at the moment, although he is certainly extremely gifted in other areas. I'm actually amazed that some rich and powerful guy in Brazil hasn't already "adopted" him. However, if our previous poster would like to sponsor Bruno at aviation school in Phoenix, I'm sure something could be worked out! Things have gotten harder in the U.S. immigration world, but they haven't ground to a complete halt! And as his sponsor, I'm sure you'd get certain exclusive access to Bruno's "joystick!"

[Guest Verde]

RE:Bruno wants to thank you all

 

Tri - Thanks for the kind words. What I did wrong was to send to HB the full face photo which was not from his site; that is the picture on the cover page. On his sites, his face is either blurred or the head cropped, or he's donning an "os leopardos" mask, or they're back shots. Anyway, he emailed me saying "nao tem problema". So it's okay.

Bruno wants to sincerely thank all those who visited his website although there were so many hits the last couple of days it resulted in a temporary shutdown of his site. He also wants to thank those who sent him e-mails, but because of the numerous messages his account has exceeded its capacity that he has a problem accessing it. He will not able to reply to all and for this reason he sends his regrets.

He reiterated his request to help him come to New York or USA. Now if you guys have any further suggestions... I was thinking maybe you could write to your congressman/senator and ask him/her to sponsor a bill granting Bruno citizenship. After all he has the exceptional attributes and skills that are maybe not commonly found in this country.

[+ Axiom2001]

RE:Bruno wants to thank you all

 

Bruno has to remain in Brazil until after my visit in October!:-) :-) :9 :9

[Guest SeaGuy]

RE:Bruno wants to thank you all

 

Sweetest Bruno was sweet enough to reply very quickly to my email, I guess he was able to understand my battered portuguese. If he accepts my proposal I'll take him to live in Paris with me( even London if he wants to improve his English). So get him while you can ladies. He wont be available much longer if I have anything to do with it.

 

E preciso ser rapido e vivaz em vida!

[Guest Verde]

RE:Starstruck

 

>I'm actually amazed that some rich and powerful guy in Brazil hasn't already "adopted" him.

 

Bruno has this rich prominent skin doctor as a de facto guardian or mentor. He speaks highly of him and with great respect. I understand Bruno's on a sort of a "retainer" basis with an option to freelance... not a full-time kept young lover.

[ad rian]

RE:Starstruck

 

>Bruno has this rich prominent skin doctor as a de facto

>guardian or mentor. He speaks highly of him and with great

>respect. I understand Bruno's on a sort of a "retainer" basis

>with an option to freelance... not a full-time kept young

>lover.

 

Oh really?! If so, why would not the good doctor remove those red warts from his ass as seen on the pics above?! This story gets better and better all the time!!!

[ad rian]

RE: Bruno Gaucho ... behind the scenes

 

>"I got more than 3000 hits (referring to his webpage) in one

>day...

>I can't even open up my e-mail in my site...

>It's crazy, I can't believe the whole world is seeing me...

>All of them wants to have me...

>I would like that someone bring me over to live in the

>USA...

>Please mention this in that website...

>How did you do it? (meaning his having been featured as the

>coverboy of the day)...

>Obrigado (Thank you). Beijos (Kisses)"

 

Oh really? Does the good doctor know that he is looking for another good doctor. Here's my advice to his promotion team. Forget the M$M Ads, try the medical journals instead!!!

[+ Lucky]

RE:Starstruck

 

This story gets better? I don't think so! You are the only one dredging up all the posts on Bruno. But thanks on this one. Luv those pix!

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

RE:Starstruck

 

I agree - all the old posts on Bruno have been bumped to the top by Ad rian. But I would love to get an updated opinion from Mr. Foom on Bruno since his original post dates back to May. }(

[+ Axiom2001]

RE:Starstruck

 

I'm waiting for all of those men on the East coast who booked and saw sensuous-looking Mr. Gaucho, the man who had that sexy mask, to write their reviews immediately. Some of us want some hot reading. Go into detail.