AUTOFELLATIO

[TRAVLINLOT]

Wish I could do it, anyone know of an escort who can/will all the way off? I'd sure like to watch. :o

[Guest cmp]

That must be hot. I wrote a Limerick about it on some thread quite a long time ago. Also, there was a very cute Latino escort by the name of Guy at Campus Escorts who was capable of that performance, but he is not posted on their Web site any more. He has excellent reviews here. Mark Anthony should be able to tell you more about him.

[Guest bottomboykk]

Scott Matthews in NYC does it. However, his website doesn't work anymore, so I don't know what's up with him.

[Guest Les]

Hi TRAVLINLOT,

A truly hot subject...

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Take care, Les:P

[Guest Les]

I'd love to help this guy:

 

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http://www.freegayporno.net/images/autofellatio/autofellatio118.jpg]

 

:o

[Rick Munroe]

I wish I could auto-rim so I'd know what all the fuss is about :9

[CT Dick]

>I wish I could auto-rim so I'd know what all the fuss is

>about :9

 

I'll rim you in your car if it's that important to you. }>

 

Dick

[+ deej]

>I wish I could auto-rim so I'd know what all the fuss is

>about :9

 

For some reason I got this mental image of you driving around in a car with the tires removed and just the rims remaining. :9

[Rod Hagen]

If I could suck my own dick I'd never leave home. Of course the Hoover I wrote about would get jealous.

[Guest CraigSF39]

>I wish I could auto-rim so I'd know what all the fuss is

>about :9

 

if you dont lern how, ill be happy to fuck you in that harry ass of yours until itll hurt so bad youll have to lick it to make it stop hurting. :'(

 

i made an escort blead once by doing it real hard and he had to have his bf lick it and he said he wished he could do it himself, thats why i now like escorts who are used to taking alot. your ass looks good!!!!!!

[Guest CraigSF39]

>I've heard that Unicorn can auto-defecate in his undies.

 

thats funny that you say that because i knew a guy like Unicorn once who could do that, he was a letherman. he would poop in his pants and could bend over and eat it, and sometimes if he had diareah, the real liquid kind, you know when it shoots brown soft liquid, he could arrange it so that he could bend over and skwirt the diareah right in his mouth and would drink it. it would spray on his face too but most in his mouth.

 

i didnt mind seeing the eating part of it, at least it was brown and hard and solid, but the drinking part of it always was a little groce. wich tipe does unicorn do, if you know?

[Guest CraigSF39]

id be willing to bet any money that tampa yankee eats doodie, and so does bewear of nik, traveler, unicorn, truthteler, ocean traveler, devon and gentle dude.

i can tell when i see someone who does, its obvious.

[Guest CraigSF39]

>First you called him "dumb" when he was conned by a client.

>Now you want to fuck him till he bleeds. I'm sure Rick will

>be thrilled to have you as a client. Just make sure not to

>use your handle here when you make the appointment.

 

he was dumm for falling for that scam, but i like dumm escorts, they let you do more to them. the one i made bleeded was very dumm, he didnt even know he was bleeding until i told him, he got all scared like a girl!!

 

i like Ricks ass alot, but i think it would look better covered with red after a nice Craig fuck!!!! ill pound and pound and pound until he licks himself, and its good that hes dumm because then he wont know what to do, the smart ones try to stop when it hurts to much, whether they can or not is a differnt storie }>

[Guest cp8036]

How impressive.

[Will]

That's why you should buy a dog. He'd teach you auto-everything. I auto know. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

[Guest JaguarMan]

First you called him "dumb" when he was conned by a client. Now you want to fuck him till he bleeds. I'm sure Rick will be thrilled to have you as a client. Just make sure not to use your handle here when you make the appointment.

[swallowU]

**groan** oh Will, that was bad.. :-)

[Guest Les]

Hey Will,:7

 

You're bad! LOL...

 

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I think I can, I think I can...

 

Take care, Les

[+ Lucky]

I am one of those individuals who is Lucky enough to be able to "autofellate" myself as well as auto rim.

The trouble is, I usually wake up before I finish the job!

[Donnie]

I've heard that Unicorn can auto-defecate in his undies.

[+ Lucky]

That's funny, I thought he did it in your mouth, Donnie! That's why you have only shitty things to say!

[Donnie]

>id be willing to bet any money that tampa yankee eats

>doodie

 

I'm not sure about that, cutie, but TY can definitely fuck himself as far as I'm concerend...

[Guest Vegasboy Dave]

>thats funny that you say that because i knew a guy like Unicorn >once who could do that, he was a letherman. he would poop in his pants and could bend over and eat it, and sometimes if he had diareah, the real liquid kind, you know when it shoots brown soft >liquid, he could arrange it so that he could bend over and skwirt >the diareah right in his mouth and would drink it. it would spray on his face too but most in his mouth.

 

>i didnt mind seeing the eating part of it, at least it was brown and hard and solid, but the drinking part of it always was a little >groce. wich tipe does unicorn do, if you know?

 

 

Where did you go to school at??

 

I sure glad I wasnt snacking on something while reading this one.

 

You are a sick puppy Craig..

 

Anyone else agree with me???

 

Vegasboy Dave

http://www.vegasboy.com/vbescort :o

[Donnie]

>Where did you go to school at??

 

Did you mean to ask, "Which school(s) did you attend?" or "Where were you educated?" How amusing that you're trying to take a jab at Craig by implying that he's dumb, and you can't even form a grammatically correct sentence. Stay in the bedroom, pal.

[Guest Vegasboy Dave]

Dont you just love my Arkansas Slang, at least I have a excuse for it.. Thanks for correcting me on that Donnie..

 

Smooch and Hugs

Vegasboy Dave

http://www.vegasboy.com/vbescort