Questions that one shouldn't ask an escort

[Guest DVS]

I am glad you cleared that up. I too read the titles on peoples book cases and the VCR tapes if displayed.

 

I never really thought how rude that could be. Although when ever I go to an escorts house for the 1st time I am careful after all this is a complete stranger to me anyways.

 

I usually visually look at my surroundings for safety purposes. I try most of the time to meet an escort in a hotel. I know this can be expensive but I think it makes clean up easy and takes a lot of pressure off of both of us.

 

After I know an escort I usually try to do incalls at their place. My place is just not available since I have roommates who are not into the gay scene or life style. I found most of your guys point of views very valuable thanks for the tips.

[Guest EvilSwine]

It IS incredibly rude behavior, to be sure, and I'll bet you're right when you say that it isn't just something they do to an escort. I've been reading the reviews and posts on this site for a long time now and one of the things that you have to realize is that a lot of the people who use...hire...need escorts are essentially alone and don't seem to have real intimate relationships. There's a common thread if you read enough reviews of people who are looking for more than just someone who's their fuck or suck for the night.

 

Just find all the reviews where people settle for someone to cuddle and kiss and just be beside for a night. Those are people who really crave intimacy. I'm willing to bet that a lot of the ones who pry are really looking for a fast-forward in the intimacy department. "I want to know everything about you. I'm paying you so I want to know not just the size of your cock or if it's cut or uncut, but I also want to know why you have Lotrimin in your medicine cabinet. Why do you have a lava lamp and why did you choose the name Rick above all others. Let me pry..please please please...I don't have anyone in my life who wears fuzzy bunny slippers and I've always wondered what kind of person does....".

 

Then again, some people are just nosey.

[Guest EvilSwine]

At the risk of prying, does your bum in tights look like two flabby hams or like nice, firm cantalopes? So many people have trouble carrying off the tights thing. I mean, they put up a good front, much like a movie set, but when you look behind it all, there's no there there.

[Justice]

LAST EDITED ON Apr-26-01 AT 07:44AM (EST)[p]>A. That kind of snooping comes

>close to gagging me. But

>I must admit I do

>like to read the titles

>in any bookcases I walk

>by.

 

I do it too. IMHO, books are like fine art -- they're not only only display, but they're also meant to be discussed and admired. ;-)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>Never ever ask for my secret

>identity, where would Spider Man

>be if everyone knew he

>was really the geeky Peter

>Parker? huh... huh...?

>Likewise I could not be Matt

>from Vancouver, if you knew

>my secret identity.

 

Ah... what's in name... a dick-of-death by any other name smells just as sweet...

 

well, you get the idea... my fanasy is not in the name (on either level here)

 

TY (on TDY in AL, HETERO CAPITAL OF THE WORLD)

[Bilbo]

I am on a minicrusade here. If you go to a hotel, please don't play the TV during the fun and games. It's meant to be distracting and it is, often to baaad effect. So few hotels have radios, anymore, but if you're showing up at a hotel, don't you want to have something in your suitcase? And, I suggest music without words and as few commercials as possible. Voila - a CD player with orchestral, preferably classical, music!!

 

And I forgot who pointed out that people like this might need (and therefore maybe even want) training in being intimate. Which just happens to be available from

http://rainbowprod.com

;-)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Rick,

 

You are a Prince (and as an aside a pretty fucking funny too :-) )...

 

I'm easy going myself, but some of those transgressions are more than enough to light my fuse...

 

 

TY ( TDY in hetero Alabama... What I couldn't/wouldn't do with you here... the intellectual stimulation of course... :-)

[Matt_Vancouver]

My Ass in Tights, by Matt in Vancouver

 

My ass in tights

it looks real nice

some people say

they're glad I'm gay

cuz my ass, it tastes so nice

 

Matt(a poet too: )

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Damascene]

Matt in Tights (to the Spider-Man theme's song)

 

Matt in Tights, Ass in Tights

Vancouver Matt's Ass in Tights

Hoovers dick any size

Catches that boy he spies

Look Man! There is Matt's Ass in Tights

 

Is he big? Listen mack!

Yes and he's great in the sack.

Can he give mind blowing head?

Call him up to your bed.

Whoa, Man! There is Matt's Ass in Tights

 

Upturned and unclad

It glistens and gleams

As you enter glad

It's tight like a dream

 

Matt in Tights Ass in Tights

Canadian Ass in Tights

Humorous, giving soul

Good guy on your hole.

 

To him, life is there to give joy

Wherever there's a cute boy

You'll find Matt's ass in tights

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>My Ass in Tights, by Matt

>in Vancouver

>

Now we are getting to the heart of the matter :-)

 

BTW, I thought you didn't have the balls for spandex tights... I beg to differ :9

 

On second thought maybe you said legs... :-).

[Guest blankman]

Bravo, Damascene, Bravo.

[Matt_Vancouver]

Oh my god that is fucking hilarious: )

and to Tampa, it's not that I don't have the balls to wear spandex shorts, it's that I would probably be arrested if I did: )

matt(problem is ...too much balls: )(and a big ole bat)

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Guest EvilSwine]

I'm glad we've gotten to the BOTTOM of this. I've seen people who shouldn't wear ANY sort of tights. Nothing worse than someone with NO ass whatsoever wearing spandex.

[Guest]

Going through someone's medicine cabinet is rude, and later having the gall to ask someone about those meds is pretty incredibly rude. From a practical standpoint, though, if you have people at your place, you never know when someone might go through your medicine cabinet when the bathroom door is closed. It would be wise to lock up anything you would mind others seeing. After all, most parents (?) have locked medicine cabinets when they have young children. Humans are inquisitive beings.

 

As for going into your living room, that's usually considered a public area, and where guests usually traditional head for first. Only in an escort situation is this reversed, i.e. people head for the bedroom, which is generally considered private otherwise. Although manipulating correspondence is totally out of line (i.e. flipping through envelopes), I can hardly blame anyone for noticing something that's openly visible in a public area (i.e. a letter on the top of a coffee table intended for guests' use).

 

Whether you want to rebuke someone who's being rude is up to you. One can choose one's friends and perhaps even tell them that they're being rude (in a diplomatic way perhaps) if they engage in snoopy behavior. Since you do in-calls, however, you probably just have to adapt to the reality of the situation, and keep personal items unavailable.

[Justice]

LAST EDITED ON Apr-28-01 AT 05:10PM (EST)[p]You've GOT to be kidding! :o No one has the right to go through another person's mail -- even if it is left out on a table. (I might make an exception for a magazine that's left on a coffee table, but that's about it.) As for going into a medicine cabinent -- I don't care if you're doing an incall with an escort or visting a friend or a relative -- that's way out of line! How would you like it if someone who was a guest in your home went into your medicine cabinent or into one of your closets or dresser drawers? Everyone -- including escorts -- is entitled to their privacy -- especially in their own home! (Hopefully Rick is able to decline future appointments with those clients who've violated both his "space" and his privacy!)

[Guest Daddy-In-Training]

His ass in tights

looks really nice

 

But his ass in Bed

It can be said

 

Is much easier to eat

and is such a treat!

 

-- Daddy