Puerto Vallarta - Spring Break March 2026

[MrDakota]

Just had a quick trip to PV for Spring break last week.  Even though it's been a few weeks since the cartel attacks, you could tell it did scare people away as clubs and beaches were noticeably quieter.  On the flip side, there was no problems whatsoever and everything is back to normal.  If anything, there were more senior citizens and families than normal.

Wet Dreams - dead most nights, Uusually my fav but the crowd has changed to muscle bear ish guys.  No twinks or college guys.  Privates also went up to 600 pesos.  However the bar will now openly accept credit cards for min 2000 pesos, so you can open a tab for drinks and pay for the room if you want.  Walked in and out most nights, stayed once when usually Im there nightly.

69 - spent most nights here as its still very lively and open late 3am/4am depending on the night.  Privates are 500 pesos still.  Had two that were great for 1000 pesos for the dancer, anything goes.  They do ring a bell when a private is sold that's a little annoying as it attracts attention to you.  Great mix of guys who are definitely willing to negotiate.  Several started very high but came down low, do not accept their first offer - wait them out. Fully cash only. 

Be-Mine - Spent a few nights there.  They are finally getting a good mix of guys.  lot of twinks and college guys as well as muscle boys.  They have a lot of options for privates - 500 for the small room, 1800 for the booth behind a curtain with a bottle and guy, or 3800 for the suite downstairs which has a hot tub, shower, and bed. Includes a bottle.  Club accepts credit card with 6% fee. Dancer fee was 500 pesos anything goes.

NEW Boys Club PV - opened while I was there on the corner opposite of slaughters and diagonal from Flamingos, almost under Spartacus.  Has a red light window like Amsterdam in the front with guys dancing.  Inside is a bar, dance floor, jail cells for rent with rent men.  These were more masculine and bears which was interesting.  Cells have an open front if you want an audience or there's a curtain separating the cell in half with a bed behind the curtain.  Two different cursing rooms that connect, one that's very dark and one that's somewhat seeable. No cover but drinks were more expensive here. Cash only. 

Massage - multiple more have popped up and now there's literally one on every block.  The ones with the good looking guys were asking for 1200 pesos on average plus extras, 

DAK

[+ SirBillybob]

Great report. Based on my expedience [sic], I think I would consider every room in which sex occurs a ‘cursing’ [sic] room.😏

Edited 19 minutes ago by SirBillybob