M4M, the Message Center and me

[Rick Munroe]

I remember the day I found out about this website. I received an email from a guy, telling me I had a "great review on Hooboy" which made absolutely no sense to me. At that time (November 1999), I had been escorting for about 2 months and was working fairly regularly. My only ad was on Escorts4You. When Hooboy's website started to catch on, I was soon working a lot and actually had to take a break in mid-2000 to re-think how I wanted to run my business. (Things had gotten so crazy that it was practically running me). That'w when I learned how to say "no" and to set my hours and do just one job a day at the most.

 

I never tried to market myself and luckily, never had to. It was all done for me right here by clients who had met me, and I was/am extremely grateful for that (especially since I am a lazy bum by nature). Posting funny or sexy messages here in the Message Center was a natural for me...it became a great place for me to express myself & be heard. All the stuff that came with my success, such as the Escort of the Year award, I found pretty amusing...especially when others got angry or appalled at the outcome of the "contest." I suppose if this were all I intended to do with my life, I would take it all more seriously, but I don't. I'm not competitive toward other escorts for that reason, nor am I hungry for money. Ironically, after I became "Co-Escort of the Year" with Matt, everyone assumed that I was working constantly, but it was the opposite. I think the title made me seem less approachable, or perhaps too busy, and some guys were intimidated. The best part were the congratulatory emails I received from quite a few fellow "rentboys." That was the first time I felt like I belonged to some kind of brotherhood...and made up for always being the last one picked for volleyball in P.E.!

 

I'm enjoying myself tremendously now, and plan to continue (for those of you who thought this was sounding like a retirement announcement). I have been lucky to have met (& continue to meet) men from all walks of life, who have truly enriched my life in small (& in some cases, big) (no, I'm not referring to their dicks) (OK, yes I am) ways. But that doesn't mean that escorting is all there is to me.

 

My message? I don't know if I have one.

Maybe it's this:

To those guys who've said some nice things about me here: You can kiss my ass :*

And to those who've had some negative things to say: You can kiss my ass, too :*

 

The way I see it, my ass wins either way.

Keep it safe, guys!

[Guest DCescortBOY]

>I never tried to market myself

...

 

>Posting funny or

>sexy messages here in the

>Message Center was a natural

>for me

 

LOL... who told you they were funny??? (just kidding!) come on & admit that you're posts are somewhat self-serving though. i'm not saying it is a bad thing. i'd just like an escort to admit it.

 

>All the stuff that came

>with my success, such as

>the Escort of the Year

>award,

 

OMG... he's starting to sound like sally fields giving an academy awards speech now. (KIDDING!)

 

 

>I suppose

>if this were all I

>intended to do with my

>life, I would take it

>all more seriously, but I

>don't.

 

and so, if i could have one wish... WORLD PEACE.

 

> I think the title

>made me seem less approachable,

 

pumpkin, it was a whore award, not a freakin' tiara!

 

 

>and made up for always

>being the last one picked

>for volleyball in P.E.!

 

well, if you weren't on your knees--or hands & knees--at the time, they might have picked you sooner!

 

 

>I'm enjoying myself tremendously now,

 

is this turning into a commercial for masturbation???

 

 

>(no, I'm not

>referring to their dicks)

 

there's a first time for everything!!!!

 

 

>(OK,

>yes I am) ways.

 

i spoke too soon!

 

>But that doesn't mean that

>escorting is all there is

>to me.

 

gotta fit in all that sex for-free, too!

 

 

>My message? I don't know

>if I have one.

 

you're KIDDING!

 

>Maybe it's this:

>To those guys who've said some

>nice things about me here:

>You can kiss my ass

> :*

>And to those who've had some

>negative things to say: You

>can kiss my ass, too

> :*

 

what about those of us who are tired of hearing about your ass?

 

 

now, i hope none of you takes me seriously in this posting. i'm just feeling kinda humorous & contrary. rick, i mean no offense.

 

cariñosamente...

DCeBOY

[Guest DCescortBOY]

free appointment to the first person who can point out the GLARING grammatical error in my post... it is one i'd ordinarily stamp my foot & throw a tantrum about.

[Rick Munroe]

>OMG... he's starting to sound like

>sally fields giving an academy

>awards speech now.

 

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Sally Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Sally Fields forever.

 

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.

It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me.

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Sally Fields.

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

Sally Fields forever.

 

Is "Sally Fields" a friend of "Donna Summers"?

[Guest DCescortBOY]

ok, so her last name has no S...

:-)

[marc anthony]

Does the free appointment come with the guarantee that you will bottom for me, cute boy, or is that still something "your" not going to do? LOL

 

But next time I am in DC, I may take you up on that free one anyway! After all, it was "you're" promise!

 

OK, OK... I am overdoing it! xoxoxox to you sweet Ethan!

[Guest DCescortBOY]

you win, but only partially.

yes, you get a free appointment. no, i won't bottom unless you've completed your anaethesiology residency.

 

 

>Does the free appointment come with

>the guarantee that you will

>bottom for me, cute boy,

>or is that still something

>"your" not going to do?

>LOL

>

>But next time I am in

>DC, I may take you

>up on that free one

>anyway! After all, it

>was "you're" promise!

>

>OK, OK... I am overdoing it!

> xoxoxox to you sweet

>Ethan!

[Guest ortrud45]

Hi DC

 

I think you wanted to say: "well, if you were (instead of if you

weren't) on your knees -- or hand & knees -- at the time, they

might have picked you sooner!

I liked your post ... funny ... congratulations!

[Guest JT]

>>LOL... who told you they were

>funny??? (just kidding!) come on

>& admit that you're posts

>are somewhat self-serving though. i'm

>not saying it is a

>bad thing. i'd just like

>an escort to admit it.

 

DCEB, I'm not interested in the free appointment (no offense intended). But since this is one of those rare opportunities that you have asked us to point out your grammatical error, I would give it a try (I usually don't comment on others' typo or grammatical error). So here we go...

 

"you're posts"? :o or "your posts" ;-)

 

JT

[Guest JT]

>It was all done

>for me right here by

>clients who had met me,

>and I was/am extremely grateful

>for that (especially since I

>am a lazy bum by

>nature).

 

Rick, from what I've heard and read so far, your bum is anything but lazy! ;-)

 

JT

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>pumpkin, it was a whore award,

>not a freakin' tiara!

 

 

What are you talking about? Rick is the Suzanne Sugerbaker of whores!

 

Glamorously yours,

 

FFF

[Guest DCescortBOY]

are you saying he's fat & has big hair? that's not very nice!

 

 

>>pumpkin, it was a whore award,

>>not a freakin' tiara!

>

>

>What are you talking about? Rick

>is the Suzanne Sugerbaker of

>whores!

>

>Glamorously yours,

>

>FFF

[Guest DCescortBOY]

there's a big difference between tired & lazy!

:-)

 

 

 

>>It was all done

>>for me right here by

>>clients who had met me,

>>and I was/am extremely grateful

>>for that (especially since I

>>am a lazy bum by

>>nature).

>

>Rick, from what I've heard and

>read so far, your bum

>is anything but lazy! ;-)

>

>

>JT

[Guest jeffOH]

Just when I thought Rick Munroe was an empty-headed, self-promoting hooker and slut...he comes up with a post like this.

Serious, sentimental and dare I say, sweet. You should show more of this side of yourself, Rick. Thanks for taking the time to share your heartfelt emotions.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

[+ deej]

>To those guys who've said some

>nice things about me here:

>You can kiss my ass

> :*

>And to those who've had some

>negative things to say: You

>can kiss my ass, too

> :*

>

>The way I see it, my

>ass wins either way.

 

I love a man who works for a win-win situation. I, for one, fully intend to kiss your hairy ass, Rick. For starters. }>

 

I love the playfulness and bit of nostalgia you've evoked in this thread. We need more of that here instead of the constant "me, me, me" or the "you're an ass" postings. This place should (and can) be a fun place.

 

I remember when I first discovered this site as well. I was stunned and delighted. This site has improved my quality of life. Thanks to this site, I've met a ton of guys I wouldn't otherwise have known about. And I'm hoping to meet a whole lot more. In fact, I have a whole list.

 

I won't say who tops (bottoms?) the list, but let's say he his hairy butt (and deep throat) is in for a workout. ;-)

[Guest DCescortBOY]

3 words for you deej:

 

YOU'RE

AN

ASS

 

 

gotta love me

[+ deej]

> gotta love me

 

No, I don't gotta.

 

You're not on my list, babe.

 

I do however enjoy having you hanging around here. It's sort of like having a kitten that's always under foot. He's an annoyance, but he's cute. :-)

 

And I do say that with love, cupcake.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

ahhhh... allegory

[Guest JT]

>there's a big difference between tired

>& lazy!

>:-)

 

True. And there is a thin line between jealousy and mean-spiritedness. :-)

 

JT

[+ deej]

>ahhhh... allegory

 

Best Rodney Dangerfield <voice>

 

Yeah, allegories are a bitch this time of year. All the pollen from the ragweed and other things. Thank god I live far enough North I don't have to deal with it much.

 

</voice>

 

:*

[Will]

Do you mean the spelling error in the first line? "You're" instead of "your"? Maybe that's a grammatical error, strictly speaking, but in my view it's just a typo. Certainly the error itself is negligible in comparison with the finesse of someone's knowing to use the third-person singular verb with "none." For that, you get A+ in my grade book!

[Guest DCescortBOY]

keep dreaming.

i've yet to find anything worth jealousy.

you really should try harder.

 

 

>>there's a big difference between tired

>>& lazy!

>>:-)

>

>True. And there is a thin

>line between jealousy and mean-spiritedness.

>:-)

>

>JT

[Guest DCescortBOY]

well, yes, i *am* good. :-)

you correctly identified the error. marc anthony won the prize though, since he pointed it out first.

[Guest JustANametoPlay]

Well let me just say as someone that has kissed your ass, the ones who say negatives don't deserve to kiss it<g>.

 

All I know is that I thoroughly enjoyed my experience with rick, at a time when I was new to hiring escorts this past July. He was sweet and very sexy and made me feel like an escort should make a client feel, special!

 

Can't wait to head back to NY or hopefully he may travel down here to FL!

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

DC,

 

My congratulations. You have gone from instructing members in grammar/spelling in a less pleasant manner through pointing out their own errors to accomplishing the same end in a more pleasant manner by using 'your own errors' as the example. One secret to establishing a reputation as a pleasant character is to make one's vices look like virtues. You are on the way... :-)

 

You know, I think you harbor a secret ambition to be a 'school marm' -- you may be a natural. Of course the job description requires occasional bottoming for those not desiring to be 'old maids'. Yes, Yes, I know... on a cold day in August in Foggy Bottom.

 

:-)