Restorative Bliss in honolulu

[MassageCommunityMember]

RestorativeBliss

all I can hear is jack McFarland saying “follow your bliss” 

I don’t know how this guy doesn’t have reviews.

[Typical]

16 minutes ago, MassageCommunityMember said:

RestorativeBliss

I don’t know how this guy doesn’t have reviews.

Probably because he wants $500 for a massage. 

[FLJock]

21 hours ago, Typical said:

Probably because he wants $500 for a massage. 

$900 if you want release and mutual touch 

[Typical]

49 minutes ago, FLJock said:

$900 if you want release and mutual touch 

He’s an ambitious fella!

Luckily for him, David Geffen might be prowling around L.A. these days.  🤑

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[IlyaRozanov]

What he offers and how much he charges likely depends entirely on what you look like.

[francisssgorg]

On 6/6/2025 at 11:55 AM, SamMiller213 said:

What he offers and how much he charges likely depends entirely on what you look like.

Yeah I'd rather search on grindr for free. That's like a month's rent already

[IlyaRozanov]

I just genuinely don’t understand what would prompt someone to pay that much money for a massage. He’s not even that good looking.

[chaffron]

On 6/8/2025 at 8:14 PM, IlyaRozanov said:

I just genuinely don’t understand what would prompt someone to pay that much money for a massage. He’s not even that good looking.

I saw this guy a couple months back, and have to agree. Very disappointing. He is also not that good looking IMO (at least in person).  He does however, have a nice, toned body and my guess is that is why he is charging his exorbitant fees. 

My concerns:

-His attitude/vibes seemed a bit...off. He came across a bit dismissive and cold.

-His gnarly-ish toes and feet were a turn-off, and he also smelled of body odour 🤢🤢.  Honestly, I lost my erection at that moment. I don't know if he bathed/cleaned beforehand but in terms of looks, cleanliness, and effort, I would rank every other masseur I've tried in the past year ahead of him.

BTW, he recently changed his profile name to "HeavyHands"...

In short, I would never try again. Also would not recommend. Every other masseur I’ve tried this past year (while lacking in one aspect or another) appeared a bit more respectful or personable or courteous than this guy, so for that reason I can’t recommend him (BO/looks/gnarly feet aside).

Edited April 26 by chaffron