OK, which one of you pervs has been hanging out in DC?

[samhexum]

Cops hunt for man caught on camera performing sex act with cucumber 

Now he’s in a pickle.

Police are hunting for a man caught on camera doing a jaw-dropping sex act with a cucumber in front of a Washington, DC woman’s home.

The suspect is shown slipping through a hole in Catherine Baker’s fence Friday — then pulling the vegetable from a lunch box in her driveway.

The creep has an unlit cigarette in his mouth and looks cool as a you-know-what as he affixes the cylindrical veggie to the car’s grill, surveillance camera footage posted on Reddit shows.

He then pulls down his pants, bends over and commits his rotten act — which the DC news outlet described as “Cucumber Sodomy” — pausing only briefly when a car drives through a nearby alley.

Once he’s finished, the cucumber canoodler lights the cigarette,  returns the vegetable to his lunch box and leaves. Baker said she noticed traces of cucumber on her car, so she  checked security footage — and was gobsmacked to find the bad apple getting frisky with himself, according to the paper.  

Police have since taken notice of the viral video and are searching for the culprit, who committed “lewd, indecent, or obscene acts” in public, The Metropolitan Police Department said in a press release.

The incident is now under investigation.

 

 

https://nypost.com/2024/09/12/us-news/cops-hunt-for-man-caught-on-camera-doing-sex-act-with-cucumber-in-dc/

 

Edited September 12, 2024 by samhexum
to ensure maximum delight for the reader!

[NJF]

7 hours ago, samhexum said:

Cops hunt for man caught on camera performing sex act with cucumber 

Now he’s in a pickle.

Police are hunting for a man caught on camera doing a jaw-dropping sex act with a cucumber in front of a Washington, DC woman’s home.

The suspect is shown slipping through a hole in Catherine Baker’s fence Friday — then pulling the vegetable from a lunch box in her driveway.

The creep has an unlit cigarette in his mouth and looks cool as a you-know-what as he affixes the cylindrical veggie to the car’s grill, surveillance camera footage posted on Reddit shows.

He then pulls down his pants, bends over and commits his rotten act — which the DC news outlet described as “Cucumber Sodomy” — pausing only briefly when a car drives through a nearby alley.

Once he’s finished, the cucumber canoodler lights the cigarette,  returns the vegetable to his lunch box and leaves. Baker said she noticed traces of cucumber on her car, so she  checked security footage — and was gobsmacked to find the bad apple getting frisky with himself, according to the paper.  

Police have since taken notice of the viral video and are searching for the culprit, who committed “lewd, indecent, or obscene acts” in public, The Metropolitan Police Department said in a press release.

The incident is now under investigation.

 

 

https://nypost.com/2024/09/12/us-news/cops-hunt-for-man-caught-on-camera-doing-sex-act-with-cucumber-in-dc/

 

Phatrabbitkiller, a famous OF creator, is also looking for him, 😂 

[BuffaloKyle]

Do people not realize yet cameras are everywhere nowadays!

[samhexum]

1 hour ago, BuffaloKyle said:

Do people not realize yet cameras are everywhere nowadays!

Maybe that was the allure.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 13, 2024 by samhexum
because he's bored as hell

[+ sync]

17 hours ago, samhexum said:

Cops hunt for man caught on camera performing sex act with cucumber 

Now he’s in a pickle.

Police are hunting for a man caught on camera doing a jaw-dropping sex act with a cucumber in front of a Washington, DC woman’s home.

The suspect is shown slipping through a hole in Catherine Baker’s fence Friday — then pulling the vegetable from a lunch box in her driveway.

The creep has an unlit cigarette in his mouth and looks cool as a you-know-what as he affixes the cylindrical veggie to the car’s grill, surveillance camera footage posted on Reddit shows.

He then pulls down his pants, bends over and commits his rotten act — which the DC news outlet described as “Cucumber Sodomy” — pausing only briefly when a car drives through a nearby alley.

Once he’s finished, the cucumber canoodler lights the cigarette,  returns the vegetable to his lunch box and leaves. Baker said she noticed traces of cucumber on her car, so she  checked security footage — and was gobsmacked to find the bad apple getting frisky with himself, according to the paper.  

Police have since taken notice of the viral video and are searching for the culprit, who committed “lewd, indecent, or obscene acts” in public, The Metropolitan Police Department said in a press release.

The incident is now under investigation.

 

 

https://nypost.com/2024/09/12/us-news/cops-hunt-for-man-caught-on-camera-doing-sex-act-with-cucumber-in-dc/

 

Those vegans!  

[CuriousByNature]

And he put in back in his lunch box....  🤢

[+ DynamicUno]

This is not the version of "playing hide the pickle" I wanted to see.

[thiccdomtopdc]

Definitely a perv, definition in dc,  but haven’t tried that. Almost no limits except a few including that. Lets telegram tho for more