SEREEN, THE PERSIAN STUD, IS "TEMPORARILY INCONVENIENCED"

[robberbaron4u]

The Divine Sereen, eternally 19 years of age, has been sentenced by an Iranian court to 9 years imprisonment for "inciting corruption and obscenity, insulting sanctities and propaganda against the state". Sereen, who had assumed the title of "Prince" and professed to be the legitimate shah of Iran, had returned to the country several months ago to claim the Peacock Throne. He is currently being held in the Karaj Central Prison. Sereen's attorney has pleaded that his client is "bi-polar". I mean, really, "DUH"... 

Edited September 11, 2024 by robberbaron4u

[guru68]

Oh wow, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[robberbaron4u]

7 hours ago, guru68 said:

Oh wow, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Thirty some odd years ago when  he was 19, Sereen was the proverbial "walking streak of sex" on the west coast, a "must have" with the "A List"  crowd.  Sadly, at 51, he is " done". 

[+ Pensant]

I actually had a session with him years ago when I still lived in SoCal. Wasn’t that great or I’d remember more.

[robberbaron4u]

19 minutes ago, Pensant said:

I actually had a session with him years ago when I still lived in SoCal. Wasn’t that great or I’d remember more.

Doubtlessly, "it" was so good, you blacked out at the moment of the Big Bang with resultant memory loss...given that one of the Iranian judges has recommended "execution" for the man, I compelled by sympathy to undertake to make him a Legend in the "business".

[rvwnsd]

A couple of human rights organizations have published stories about his arrest and sentencing. It is very sad to read them. Sereen seemed like a nutjob, but he doesn't deserve this. That said, given the stuff he has espoused he should have known better than to visit Iran.

[robberbaron4u]

5 minutes ago, rvwnsd said:

A couple of human rights organizations have published stories about his arrest and sentencing. It is very sad to read them. Sereen seemed like a nutjob, but he doesn't deserve this. That said, given the stuff he has espoused he should have known better than to visit Iran.

He is one of many illegitimate offspring of the shah; recently, he disavowed his allegiance to the shah's son and heir and proclaimed himself as the divinely appointed ruler of Iran. '"Nut job" is rather harsh; may we say that he is possessed of a "peculiarity of temperament"?

[rvwnsd]

Have you read his website? "Nutjob" is being kind.

[rvwnsd]

26 minutes ago, robberbaron4u said:

He is one of many illegitimate offspring of the shah; recently, he disavowed his allegiance to the shah's son and heir and proclaimed himself as the divinely appointed ruler of Iran. '"Nut job" is rather harsh; may we say that he is possessed of a "peculiarity of temperament"?

Have you read his website? "Nutjob" is being kind.

[robberbaron4u]

48 minutes ago, rvwnsd said:

Have you read his website? "Nutjob" is being kind.

Now, now...perhaps we, not Sereen, are on "Earth-Two"...

[+ Gar1eth]

On 9/11/2024 at 11:57 AM, robberbaron4u said:

Now, now...perhaps we, not Sereen, are on "Earth-Two"...

It always seemed weird to me that the DC Silver Age Superheroes were on Earth 1 while the older Golden Age Superheroes were on Earth 2. Being older I would have thought they should have been Earth 1.