Anttuane is back in LA

[starman05]

13 hours ago, LAdude said:

Price point doesn’t match the experience at all. Completely average in all ways.

sadly, this was my experience as well. 

Beautiful guy on the outside; a smidge shorter than his listed ht., I believe. 

I never repeated. 

 

[wallnut]

On 9/21/2025 at 9:14 AM, LAdude said:

Price point doesn’t match the experience at all. Completely average in all ways.

Yah, I feel like it needs to be a really great experience for a 60 minute massage to warrant at $300+ price tag.

[pandaexpress999]

I wanted to provide a fresh and recent experience with Anttuane in LA. I chose him based on the reviews here and RM. Unlike other providers the worse I saw here was 'average'. He was my very first experience in this realm and my first experience with a guy. I saw him in mid-march 2026.

Anttuane was a fantastic find. He was kind, strong, gentle and i felt safe. His apartment is in a good part of town unlike a lot of other providers. His apartment is also incredibly clean. The table is heated, a heated towel is provided towards the end, he has nice music going. There are no weird smells, the oils he uses are nice and you don't leave all sticky and gross. He is clean and smells fresh.

It's been a while since I have had a massage but I was very tense and tight up top and man this guy knows what he is doing his hands are soft and large. His long relaxing strokes are combined with an intimacy that makes you feel desired.

I cant handle deep tissue pressure and he adjusted accordingly. He wont be the cheapest provider you find but you get what you pay for. 

I slept so good after that 1st massage and he worked out all my kinks...it was so good I booked him again and I think some people may have felt they had an average experience because they didn't communicate their desires with him...unfortunately he still cannot read minds...I made sure to communicate what I was thinking for the 2nd massage and it created a truly memorable and out of this world exploratory experience for me...like it was truly amazing. A lot of 'firsts' got checked off my bucket list.

For anyone lucky enough to be in LA and book time with him you won't regret it. Be sure to clearly communicate what you are looking for so your expectations are met / exceeded. 

As others have noted he is a smidgen shorter than 6 feet and not as cut as some of his pics...but really his face and his body are in great shape. He's also unbelievably strong...and remains incredibly attractive.

 

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[MikeBiDude]

Welcome to our forum @pandaexpress999.

[starman05]

was the table new?

 

I recalled it as rickety adjacent -- not heated. 

 

 

[bobnyc]

18 hours ago, starman05 said:

was the table new?

 

I recalled it as rickety adjacent -- not heated. 

 

 

It was heated when I went a couple of months ago. He’s YMMV for sure. When I was less muscled he didn’t do that much. This last time was a lot more. He gives a great massage too.

[la_connor]

If Anttoane gave an A+ therapeutic massage I might pay $300/hour, but that's not his market or his reputation. I'm well past my "will he or won't he" years. He won't. Why pay for blueballs? 

[pandaexpress999]

@starman05i can only speak to my table experience and it was sturdy, heated, with some sort of heated cabinet underneath for the warm towel at the end,  it didn't move and supported his full weight... and he is a muscle fit guy probably twice as much muscle as I had and we did a lot on that table and it was rock solid... like Gibraltar!

[starman05]

That’s good. Sounds like he got a new table.

[BigDMike]

No words...just 🥵🥵🥵