411 Ted Colunga TedColungaReal

[Oakman]

https://rent.men/TedColungaReal

I see that Ted Colunga is planning a trip out of Hungary, around the US, and will be stopping in my city (SF). Ted was my favorite porn star back in the early 2000s - beautiful alpha male energy. Has anyone here had the pleasure of a meeting?

[tennisjock]

Oh wow he used to be quite vers in his porn. Damn he is a hairy beast. I may have to go to SF to see him as he has been a fantasy of mine for a few decades 

[Luv2play]

Currently he has an ad saying he will be in Montreal in April for two weeks. I may have to look into his availability. 

[Oakman]

I’ll let you know if he actually makes it. I have a theory that some performers create escort profiles and fake travel itineraries so that their profiles become visible over a wide area which generates interest in subscriptions, follows, likes and tags (I mean no shade in that observation - get the coin however you can 😉)

[Skip]

Damn, back in the day he was over the top hot. Don't get me wrong, he is still hot, just has aged like we all have. 

[Fahayek]

I hooked up with him about 8 years ago in NYC. He was my total fantasy.  Honestly: it was a very robotic, deeply disappointing experience. It was as if he didn’t even want to be in the same room as me. And, not to toot my own horn, but I have a great body and an incredible ass. I take at least 3 hours to prepare before I see someone. Perfectly groomed—every time. Never experienced that before with anyone. My recommendation: keep your fantasies in your head and don’t ruin it with an actual appointment with him. Hard pass. 

Edited February 10, 2024 by Fahayek

[tennisjock]

2 hours ago, Fahayek said:

I hooked up with him about 8 years ago in NYC. He was my total fantasy.  Honestly: it was a very robotic, deeply disappointing experience. It was as if he didn’t even want to be in the same room as me. And, not to toot my own horn, but I have a great body and an incredible ass. I take at least 3 hours to prepare before I see someone. Perfectly groomed—every time. Never experienced that before with anyone. My recommendation: keep your fantasies in your head and don’t ruin it with an actual appointment with him. Hard pass. 

Correct !  I find if it’s been 5 plus years don’t meet yr fantasy and this one was in 2005-2008 so too long ago to do me any good today 😆 

[Spikeguy]

He claims he is 38 lol.

[LA90046]

12 hours ago, Spikeguy said:

He claims he is 38 lol.

...which would have made him 21yo when he appeared on this magazine cover.

Seems a bit of a stretch.

[Walt]

14 hours ago, Spikeguy said:

He claims he is 38 lol.

It is amazing given how much better he looks than most 38 year olds!

[Spikeguy]

9 hours ago, Walt said:

It is amazing given how much better he looks than most 38 year olds!

Better maybe younger no.

[LA90046]

His profile has been updated to include face pics.  He does not look 38 but he does look fantastic.  (To me.)