Now tell Santa’s grandson what you want for Christmas!

[ICTJOCK]

Ho ho ho to all!  Santa’s grandson here!  Helping  my grand dad with quite a list this season!  So pull up a chair and tell me, what do you want for Christmas??  I’ll talk to the big guy and see if we can help all your wishes come true!   A happy holiday to all!

[samhexum]

[samhexum]

[Guest]

“Pull up a chair”? Whatever happened to “sit on my lap”?

[ICTJOCK]

3 hours ago, Km411 said:

“Pull up a chair”? Whatever happened to “sit on my lap”?

Grand dad told me that's his approach and no copying his brand..... LOL

[Guest]

OK, here’s my list:

1. World peace (literally)

2. A return to US political normalcy (I’m sentimental)

3. A 12-month subscription to Escort-of-the-Month (the variety pack is fine)

4. A sweater (a moaner or screamer is also acceptable)

5. Santa’s grandson (I understand the branding issue with lap sitting, but “up the chimney tonight” is fair use)