RalphMasseur LA

[Yoyohey]

Very handsome guy.  Much better than his photos even.  Great massage.  This guy is one of LA’s best.  He has a great place too. 10/10 experience. 

[SamMiller213]

Ralphmasseur - Male Massage & Bodywork in Los Angeles, CA | RentMasseur

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Gay Masseur Ralphmasseur in Los Angeles, CA offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual...

YMMV but my experience was great. Very sexy dude in person and great personality. Enjoyable massage and accommodating. Looks like he recently raised his rates pretty significantly though. 

Edited September 19, 2025 by SamMiller213

[56harrisond]

 

[Buckeyeseven]

Highly recommend! He knows what he’s doing 💪🏻

[oclatin92xxx]

Nice guy, good therapeutic massage (though he spends too much time prepping you with the bed sheet. I give the massage a B+), lackluster HE and MT (he offers it at the end for an additional 50 but it just feels mechanical). I won't repeat, he's not my type in terms of looks, he doesn't look better than his pics, he looks exactly like them. He's most definitely not hung, his dick is thick but kinda small. If I want a good therapeutic massage, I'd rather just do it with my standard masseur, who charges me 180 for a 90 min massage. 

[Yoyohey]

11 hours ago, oclatin92xxx said:

Nice guy, good therapeutic massage (though he spends too much time prepping you with the bed sheet. I give the massage a B+), lackluster HE and MT (he offers it at the end for an additional 50 but it just feels mechanical). I won't repeat, he's not my type in terms of looks, he doesn't look better than his pics, he looks exactly like them. He's most definitely not hung, his dick is thick but kinda small. If I want a good therapeutic massage, I'd rather just do it with my standard masseur, who charges me 180 for a 90 min massage. 

Sorry to hear that.  I’m surprised because I thought he was excellent.  Maybe he had an off day?

[oclatin92xxx]

19 minutes ago, Yoyohey said:

Sorry to hear that.  I’m surprised because I thought he was excellent.  Maybe he had an off day?

I don't think he had an off day, again his massage skills were good. I think we were just incompatible, I'm a bottom and I suspect he is as well. 

[JackDtennis]

He is hot and has a huge dick by anyone standards. Not sure if he top or bottom but nice massage and handsome to look at. Have repeated and will again. 

[SamMiller213]

19 hours ago, JackDtennis said:

He is hot and has a huge dick by anyone standards. Not sure if he top or bottom but nice massage and handsome to look at. Have repeated and will again. 

He does not have a huge dick but I also would t say he’s small. I think it’s a YMMV situation based on his connection with you as I had a strong connection and good experience with him. I agree he looks exactly like his pics.

[JackDtennis]

Please direct me to the bigger dicks then! 🤣 

[RubMyThighs]

 

[Redbook]

I would estimate his dick is nearly 7.5-8 inches long and 5.5-6 inches thick. I love thick cocks and was very pleased.  

[Redbook]

This was my review from a couple weeks ago (which I posted on RentMasseur)

When I first read the other reviews of Ralph, I thought that they were so positive that people had to be exaggerating. It sounded too good to be true. Well, after getting a massage from him, I have to add to the chorus of over-the-top reviews.

I can sum up Ralph up in two words: “The Best.” He is the real deal. A talented masseur. A ***y man. And a really nice guy.

Ralph gave me the best massage I’ve ever had. It was a perfect balance of strong pressure and soothing caressing. It’s like his hands are magic — strong and soft at the same time. My back had been sore for about two weeks before my session with him. He managed to work out all sorts of knots and relieve all sorts of tension. I left totally relaxed, feeling an endorphin high.

Ralph is charming and magnetic and easy to talk to. I usually stay quiet during a massage, and I often drift off into sleep. But with Ralph, I wanted to keep talking with him, and I really enjoyed doing so. 
(And to be clear, Ralph isn’t one of those massage providers who keeps talking and distracts from the pleasure of the massage. He is very intuitive He let me guide and control when there was conversation and was completely quiet when he sensed that is what I wanted.)

Ralph is incredibly ***y. He looks great in the photos he has posted her,e but he looks even better in person. Big, muscular body. Beautiful eyes. A charming smile. If you are looking for a really hot guy to give you a massage, Ralph is it. You’ll be tempted to keep your eyes open so you can watch that handsome body at work.

If you’re checking out his profile and wondering if you should book him, just do it. He is an incredibly talented masseur, a cool guy, and ***y as hell. Like I said, he’s the best.

[oclatin92xxx]

14 hours ago, Redbook said:

I would estimate his dick is nearly 7.5-8 inches long and 5.5-6 inches thick. I love thick cocks and was very pleased.  

Absolutely not lol. More like 6-6.5 inches long but yes it’s thick. I know my dicks. But for those that want to take a chance go ahead. 

Edited Saturday at 01:47 AM by oclatin92xxx

[Leec91]

I didn’t have as good of as an experience as everyone else here. He is a good looking guy, but maybe he just was not into me. Massage to me was okay. I usually like deeper massages and this wasn’t the case and I don’t remember a convo on preferences. Before the massage, I also asked if he is YYMV, but he says it depends on when we see each other and again maybe he wasn’t into me, which is fine, but for the price you pay—it was little pricy for what you get. He was not shirtless during the massage and my experience was just not a good time. For sure will not be returning.

[EastbayMike]

On 1/2/2026 at 5:44 PM, oclatin92xxx said:

I know my dicks.

A man after my own heart!

[Pd1_jap]

On 1/2/2026 at 5:44 PM, oclatin92xxx said:

Absolutely not lol. More like 6-6.5 inches long but yes it’s thick. I know my dicks. But for those that want to take a chance go ahead. 

Dude, I've had his cock in my throat. I know from a lot of experience that a cock has to be at least 7" to fit all the way in my throat. He's at least 7.5 or 8. Stop confusing your delusions for reality. 

Maybe he wasn't into you and couldn't get fully hard?

Edited Tuesday at 11:58 PM by Pd1_jap
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[oclatin92xxx]

42 minutes ago, Pd1_jap said:

Dude, I've had his cock in my throat. I know from a lot of experience that a cock has to be at least 7" to fit all the way in my throat. He's at least 7.5 or 8. Stop confusing your delusions for reality. 

Maybe he wasn't into you and couldn't get fully hard?

You may be right and I may be wrong or...I may be right and you may be wrong lol doesn't matter much to me, I don't come here to trash masseurs with malicious intent I'm just here to share my experience without a filter to let people know what's what. Whoever decides to hire him please go ahead and do so, Ralph is truly a nice guy and his massage skills were good like I've said above. If you hire please list what you think his cock size is.  

Edited yesterday at 12:38 AM by oclatin92xxx

[DMonDude]

1 hour ago, Pd1_jap said:

Dude, I've had his cock in my throat. I know from a lot of experience that a cock has to be at least 7" to fit all the way in my throat. He's at least 7.5 or 8. Stop confusing your delusions for reality. 

Maybe he wasn't into you and couldn't get fully hard?

I Googled it, for fun. The average human's oral cavity from lips to throat is about 4-5 inches. So unless you have a really huge oral cavity, he's not as big as you thought he was.

Edited yesterday at 12:57 AM by DMonDude

[Pd1_jap]

13 minutes ago, DMonDude said:

I Googled it, for fun. The average human's oral cavity from lips to throat is about 4-5 inches. So unless you have a really huge oral cavity, he's not as big as you thought he was.

I'm 6'. So yeah I've got a big oral cavity.

[DMonDude]

3 minutes ago, Pd1_jap said:

I'm 6'. So yeah I've got a big oral cavity.

Have you actually measured it though

[Pd1_jap]

Just now, DMonDude said:

Have you actually measured it though

What is with people on this forum trying to devalue Intel. This isn't the CIA. If you don't believe me IDC. 

[DMonDude]

1 minute ago, Pd1_jap said:

What is with people on this forum trying to devalue Intel. This isn't the CIA. If you don't believe me IDC. 

You cared enough to name drop your height as if that somehow confirms your mouth size and thus this guys dick size.

[oclatin92xxx]

Everyone no fighting lol. His dick size seems controversial (mainly due to my experience with him and the lack of commentary from others who only had a clothed therapeutic experience with him) lol but lets not argue. I'm willing to concede it might be a tad longer than 6 to 6.5 inches, he was semihard with me (not totally flaccid). I mean I have seen a lot of dick in my past, quite a few flaccid 8 to 8+ inchers and his just wasn't comparable in my eyes but if it's bigger just add your experience here. I'm willing to give @Pd1_japthe benefit of the doubt since he gave me a rec to another masseur out there who truly did have a big schlong (AristonPlato). 

Edited yesterday at 01:31 AM by oclatin92xxx

[DMonDude]

I was having a laugh, i didn't perceive anyone to be fighting 🤷‍♂️. Nothing here is serious, we're talking about dicks after all.

Edited yesterday at 01:42 AM by DMonDude