411 on JohnSaints in Washington, DC

[JayJxn]

Going to DC soon and always love a good massage to ease the stress of travel. Anyone have experience with JohnSaints? Reviews on RentMasseur seem almost too good to be true but there are a lot of them!

Thanks for the help, guys! 

[+ mds1]

I’ve seen him. Reviews are true. He’s amazing. So much so that I saw him 3 times within a week!! If you’d like specifics, I’d be happy to let you know my experience in PM. 

[+ dctraveler]

Not for me, I will not repeat - his massage only lasts 45 minutes then it's the sensual ending. Kneading skills are a-ok. 

[JayJxn]

6 hours ago, dctraveler said:

Not for me, I will not repeat

Anyone you’ve had a great experience with in DC?  I’ve had varying experiences there so looking to the collective wisdom of the group to give me guidance. Send me a DM. 

Edited February 6, 2023 by JayJxn
Added request for DM for reply

[Karch]

I’m also looking in DC. 

[dutchal]

 

[RKD]

I would not recommend. The massage is extremely short and jumps to sensual very quickly. Then, starts up-charging on an already steep high price.

[+ Kman]

I would hire again. Easy to schedule even same day.  Very nice guy no up-charge. Nice combo of sensual and therapeutic 

Edited August 13, 2023 by Kman
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[UpAndDown333]

I literally just saw him. The actual massage was very good. The erotic part was VERY good. I had really great chemistry with him. Incredibly sexy. Very nice and sweet. Will definitely see him again!

[lanyc]

Bump.

[doublebarrelale]

any recent experiences? curious on the sensual aspects. please PM me

thanks ahead

[Runningguyindc]

Yeah. Not a good experience. Please feel free to dm me but not the best. Waste of money also. 

[Austin Lewis]

We may be at the point of diminishing returns here, but I spent an hour with him a couple of days ago, and he was mind-blowingly good.

[vasudev]

Bump! Wildly polar opposite experiences described here - either the best ever, or just terrible. 
For those that loved the erotic part - what aspects were particularly good?

For those that didn’t enjoy erotic - could you elaborate why?

Is the therapeutic part mostly perfunctory? That would be fine for many people if they’re mainly looking for the erotic experience with a hot man, and for some it will be a dealbreaker. But would be good to know what we’re getting into so perhaps the experience won’t be so different from the expectation going in.

[Bdxhop]

Bump

[Monarchy79]

On 11/6/2025 at 10:38 AM, vasudev said:

Bump! Wildly polar opposite experiences described here - either the best ever, or just terrible. 
For those that loved the erotic part - what aspects were particularly good?

For those that didn’t enjoy erotic - could you elaborate why?

Is the therapeutic part mostly perfunctory? That would be fine for many people if they’re mainly looking for the erotic experience with a hot man, and for some it will be a dealbreaker. But would be good to know what we’re getting into so perhaps the experience won’t be so different from the expectation going in.

The polarizing reviews are more than likely because the masseur sorts “mileage”, based on his personal preferences. Therefore everyone doesn’t get the same experience. 

The best way to determine the accuracy of how your experience with this guy will turn out, is to do the following:

1.) PM the member who touted the most positive, high rated experience.

2.) Ask him for the following stats: age, height, weight, body type, race, and penis size.

The closet you are to his stats, the higher the probability that you’ll have a similar great experience, with the extras you desire. 

The farthest you are from his stats, the higher the probability that you’ll have a lackluster, disappointing experience. 

I recommend testing this theory. 
It’s worked well for me. 

I can also guarantee that if members @Runningguyindc and @Austin Lewis shared their stats with us, they’d be polar opposites, demographically. 

Edited Saturday at 09:47 PM by Monarchy79