Client Questionnaire?

[JT Brooklyn]

Unbelievable. By the time I got to Question 3.. My Dick would have "gone down and stayed down".

I thought "Getting Laid".. was supposed to be Fun. Not a Job Interview !!!

Most "Working Guys" only want Info, IF the Client wants to give it.

That's always been my NYC Experience...:+

[Guest ringtoss]

An escort who wants to interview me to decide whether or not to accept my money doesn't get my business.

 

YMMV.

[Guest DickHo]

I'll start filling out questionnaires when the escort start sending pics with time stamps and dick pics showing their hard dicks next to a ruler.

[SAdler]

>I'll start filling out questionnaires when the escort start

>sending pics with time stamps and dick pics showing their hard

>dicks next to a ruler.

 

You're right to ask; our right to see the money on the table or in an envelope in advance (but we know we love THAT topic)

[Guest mbarz]

>>I'll start filling out questionnaires when the escort start

>>sending pics with time stamps and dick pics showing their

>hard

>>dicks next to a ruler.

>

>You're right to ask; our right to see the money on the table

>or in an envelope in advance (but we know we love THAT topic)

>

 

I know you like to give the impression you're a high class wh-ore, but this comment makes you look lower than a street hustler.

[SAdler]

>I know you like to give the impression you're a high class

>wh-ore, but this comment makes you look lower than a street

>hustler.

 

So you admit that there's a differentiation now

 

The comment was possibly not so obviously cynical but the happy face was there My apologies for not being more blatant with my rhetoric.

[Guest mbarz]

>>I know you like to give the impression you're a high class

>>wh-ore, but this comment makes you look lower than a street

>>hustler.

>

>So you admit that there's a differentiation now

>

 

I don't really....I was just feeding your fantasy.

[ErikMcAlister]

>My apologies for not being more

>blatant with my rhetoric.

 

No need to apologize, creampuff. We don't expect much from your rhetoric.

[SAdler]

>No need to apologize, creampuff. We don't expect much from

>your rhetoric.

 

Any particular reason for the constant sweet terms of endearment? Got pastries on the brain? Is that how you gained all the weight?

[ErikMcAlister]

I've gained weight?

[Guest]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>>If this becomes

>>common, clients will get the idea of sending a questionaire

>of

>>their own: Can you prove that you are only 29? How many

>>clients do you see in a week? What was the last time you

>were

>>tested? Have you ever had a client refuse to pay? What

>reason

>>did he give?

>

>But if you look at

>the questions the escort asks versus the ones you're asking,

>he's just trying to help and make the session best as possible

>for YOU. YOUR questions are trite and irrelevant to you,

>specifically designed to stir the shit.

 

Actually, I don't find any of those questions irrelevant. I've wasted my time going to an appointment to an escort who totally lied about his age (I turned around and went home). I've also had escorts blame a lackluster performance on prior client contacts. The STD question is obvious. And, of course, I would want to know if and why a client refused to pay an escort (not that I would believe the escort's answer necessarily, but why would the escort who sent the original questionaire expect honest answers to all of his questions?).

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>Actually, I don't find any of those questions irrelevant.

>I've wasted my time going to an appointment to an escort who

>totally lied about his age (I turned around and went home).

>I've also had escorts blame a lackluster performance on prior

>client contacts. The STD question is obvious. And, of

>course, I would want to know if and why a client refused to

>pay an escort (not that I would believe the escort's answer

>necessarily, but why would the escort who sent the original

>questionaire expect honest answers to all of his questions?).

 

>Can you prove that you are only 29?

 

Asking are you really and can you prove are different questions. Asking if you're really should suffice, expecting to see ID is completely insane considering if asked you would tell the escort to leave. Asking if they really look 29 is a better question but not even a worthy or valuable question to a questionnaire of this type.

 

>How many clients do you see in a week?

 

I can respect that one and get it often. Regardless though, it doesn't pertain to YOUR meeting. I know escorts that see 14 clients in a week but over 2-3 days. Not my style but to each their own. Knowing how many clients one sees in a day would be a better question. Even more specifically, Will I be your only appointment that day?

 

A question like that will seem forward but speaks volumes to you as a client. It tells the escort that he's expecting a full load and optimal performance.

 

>What was the last time you were tested?

 

Perhaps I'm naive and just assume everyone keeps up with their HEALTH and would have the decency to disclose ANY and ALL possible infections they could potentially have or spread.

 

>Have you ever had a client refuse to pay? What reason did he give?

 

Absolutely irrelevant. You can gain NOTHING from this information as it was specific to THAT situation. And again, situations like that would probably be covered in a bad review of sorts. But asking this is redundant as I don't believe that an escort would even accurately fills this part out if asked.

[JT Brooklyn]

The word is CORPULENCE! Been hoping to have a reason to use it! Thanks! LOL :+

[VaHawk]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>Can you explain your line of reasoning on that one? Being

>proactive and going out of his way probably indicates that he

>has the time and resources to be selective.

 

I guess that I'm just plain stupid, but aren't the clients the customers and aren't you the product for sale? As such, you're like a car that someone shops for, that a buyer, makes the time and has the resources to shop for!

 

>Why on earth would he be asking questions like that if he was getting rejeted so often? People are peculiar ... by asking if they'd had bad experiences and why, he's probably just seeing if the

>client has any particular quirks that bug him to help or just

>simply prevent the session.

 

Just PLAIN stupid! Since when does a client have to BEG an escort for the privilige of spending his money on him? or have to PASS some kind of "amateur" psychology testing to hire his butt?

 

>>Successful escorts have never felt the need to send

>>them. Most escorts say they want to work for "upscale"

>>professional and executive types, but those are the ones

>least

>>likely to put up with the questionaire.

 

Finally, a valid point!

 

>Yes, the upscale closeted hot married guy is everyone's ideal

>client. A lot of them are very open to talking about their

>thoughts in advance while some others, yes, are extremely

>closeted and would be scared by this.

 

WOW! I sure as Hell hope you are speaking for your very own preferences, and are not stating a FACT about all male escorts! I'd bet that most male escorts' business comes from all those average, old faggots, who definitely fall outside of your realm of "ideal" clients! We all know that those poor fucking asshole queers have absolutely nothing to say nor are they capable of conversing about anything that doesn't involve worshipping self-centered ho boys!

 

You have such a positive attitude towards gay men that hire escorts, that I bet you have all the old, suicidal faggots, fawning on your doorstep, begging to be stepped on by your HOLY HO BOY ass! :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

 

Disgusting would be a compliment! :-( x(

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>I guess that I'm just plain stupid, but aren't the clients the

>customers and aren't you the product for sale? As such, you're

>like a car that someone shops for, that a buyer, makes the

>time and has the resources to shop for!

 

As long as you acknowledge it.

 

Check back to the Escort Fees thread. Deja your own Vu for a change. Unlike Rock Hard, I wont waste time searching for my quotes and cutting and pasting them.

 

>Just PLAIN stupid! Since when does a client have to BEG an

>escort for the privilige of spending his money on him? or

>have to PASS some kind of "amateur" psychology testing to hire

>his butt?

 

Nobody said they did. For a change you haven’t bothered to read the comment you were refuting because your response has NOTHING to do with what it said. My comment was indicating that asking the question about bad experience is only serving to help the client have the best possible experience.

 

>Finally, a valid point!

 

Unfortunately you didn’t bother to read for a change. That wasn’t MY point

 

>WOW! I sure as Hell hope you are speaking for your very own

>preferences, and are not stating a FACT about all male

>escorts! I'd bet that most male escorts' business comes from

>all those average, old faggots, who definitely fall outside of

>your realm of "ideal" clients! We all know that those poor

>fucking asshole queers have absolutely nothing to say nor are

>they capable of conversing about anything that doesn't involve

>worshipping self-centered ho boys!

 

Speaking from academic research – that’s all that actually needs to be said.

[VaHawk]

RE: Spare us all!

 

"Speaking from academic research – that’s all that actually needs to be said."

 

Too bad, that you have to resort to citing "academic research" to justify your nasty, trite, insulting postings! :-( And you have the audacity to state that such dry, academic opinions are a substitute for the "real thing"! and are ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!

 

But, maybe that's what you're all about, not that such an attitude is bad, but, at least imo, it's just not something that is the least bit attractive.

 

But then again, who cares, not me, not you, and obviously not the poor, misguided, self-loathing clients who hire you! :-(

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>"Speaking from academic research – that’s all that actually

>needs to be said."

>

>Too bad, that you have to resort to citing "academic research"

>to justify your nasty, trite, insulting postings! :-(

 

Who is justifying anything. Frankly only your rude irrelevant comments are in need of justification. My statements, based on academic research or otherwise, are simply contributions to the topic. Your interjections are simply to stir the "shit", a favorite topic of yours.

 

>you have the audacity to state that such dry, academic

>opinions are a substitute for the "real thing"! and are ALL

>THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID!

 

Wow. Are you challenged? Academic research doesn't result in opinions. It is research of facts and experience in the experiences of "the real thing." And before you go questioning my biases (not that you would be intelligent enough to know what relevance THAT would hold), my research was based on many scientific journal results as well as one on one interviews with about 200 escorts. It may be a small sample size but I assure you that the information drawn from the interviews was the epitome of the "real thing."

 

>But, maybe that's what you're all about, not that such an

>attitude is bad, but, at least imo, it's just not something

>that is the least bit attractive.

 

Once again you refuse to make a statement worth responding to or that even makes sense.

 

>But then again, who cares, not me, not you, and obviously not

>the poor, misguided, self-loathing clients who hire you! :-(

 

I would hope none of them are as obviously self loathing as you. You're a classic case of projection. You're a sad individual. I think I speak for many on the board when I extend you my pity.

[VaHawk]

RE: Spare us all!

 

"I would hope none of them are as obviously self loathing as you. You're a classic case of projection. You're a sad individual. I think I speak for many on the board when I extend you my pity."

 

Thank you Dr. Freud wannabe, for your so astute comments about me and my mental health. Where do I send the check and to whom should I make the check payable?

 

BTW: May??? I suggest that you confine your pity, to the individual that looks back at you, in the bathroom mirror, every morning that you choose to shave your face???? :7 I sure don't need your pity, and the day that I need some prostitute, who peddles his ass to the highest bidder, to extend pity to me, is the day that I want to leave this planet! :-(

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>Thank you Dr. Freud wannabe, for your so astute comments about

>me and my mental health. Where do I send the check and to

>whom should I make the check payable?

 

Freud's methods (like him) are antiquated and have been disproved quite often lately ... hey you two have a LOT in common

 

>BTW: May??? I suggest that you confine your pity, to the

>individual that looks back at you, in the bathroom mirror,

>every morning that you choose to shave your face????

 

Well I shave in the steam room at my gym so I guess that suggestion is out. Thus, you may not.

 

>I sure don't need your pity, and the day that I need some

>prostitute, who peddles his ass to the highest bidder, to

>extend pity to me, is the day that I want to leave this

>planet! :-(

 

There are no "bids" or did you miss the Escort Fees thread And I think I also established that I don't work because I need to. I'm a hobby-ho, remember?

 

Well I'm extending it. Perhaps it's time you flew off then. You never were so much a hawk as a bottom feeding vulture.

[VaHawk]

RE: Spare us all!

 

Well, let's see if this site practices what it preaches? Your entire thread was nothing but a name calling post! So, will you be banned anytime soon?

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

>Well, let's see if this site practices what it preaches?

>Your entire thread was nothing but a name calling post! So,

>will you be banned anytime soon?

 

Well they would WARN me if i'd actually done anything wrong. Woodlawn would have been banned LONG ago if making side swiping comments or inferences were against the rules.

 

Let me know if you can quote something where I'm not making an inference or statement of opinion

 

Buzz off

[VaHawk]

RE: Spare us all!

 

"Buzz off"

 

Forget the honey and forget the vinegar, as everyone knows that flies love shit more than anything else, and they will never buzz off as long as it is around and readily available. :o

[+ deej]

RE: Spare us all!

 

You guys ever heard of IM?

[SAdler]

RE: Spare us all!

 

that would indicate I care enough to conduct a one on one conversation with him