GET ME OUT OF HERE - NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Fin Fang Foom]

This has probably been asked at some point in time but I'll ask it anyway:

 

Please tell the class your "favorite" story about going to meet a trick/client/john/customer/whateveryouwanttocallhim and how as soon as he opened the door you had to thrust your fist into your mouth to muffle your shriek of abject horror.

 

What was so horrible? What was he like? How did you get the hell out? DID you get the hell out?

 

Please note: no stories about Donnie - we know all of them by heart.

 

Curiously yours,

 

FFF

[BigK]

Sorry there have been no replies to this provocative question. :-(

[Vincent_Michael]

I will go out here and risk this question..

 

I will mix it with a good storie and a bad one to equal out.

 

I have to say I have never had anyone to were I feak out and scream..I like older men sexualy as there usally better in sex and Cubby men can be allot of fun too I guess its because I used ot be 5,10 222lbs and a 44inch waist. Shocker I know.

 

I had one man who was older..I went to see him and I have to say he was nice and he was really putting it on hard to impress me...I however went to the club with him as he wanted to and I noticed a guy and pointed him out to my client...He knew the boy in question and pulled out a bag of X and told him i beat you wished you came over now huh....maybe you will think twice or something to that effect.. I was repulsed by that and I cant stand people like that. He was playing on someones addiction and I just felt like this was not a man to be trusted nore did I want to be in his company after that.

 

On the flip side I have meet soooo many men I love and a few that I say I wish you could come home with me...

 

There was a client of late who is not ripped and is actully kinda chubby but he was so nice so sexy in his own way that I think about him often and I cant wait to see him again. I cant descibe how good he has made me feel and if things were diffrent for both well I think you know how I feel guys.

 

So that is me telling you a bad expernce and a good one..I hope that helps It is a honest answer and I am a honest guy

[VaHawk]

"Send lawyers, guns and money"

"Lord, get me out of this!"

 

RIP, Warren Zevon! :-)

[eastbayguy]

Lyrics Question?

 

>"Send lawyers, guns and money"

>"Lord, get me out of this!"

>

>RIP, Warren Zevon! :-)

 

Didn't the lyrics actually say:

 

Send lawyers, guns and money,

the shit has hit the fan.

 

Yours in the persuit of lyrical correctness,

 

--EBG

[VaHawk]

RE: Lyrics Question?

 

I said Lord, rather than Dad, so shoot me! I haven't listened to the song in 20 years time. The lyrics are:

 

"I went home with a waitress the way I always do

How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

 

I was gambling in Havana. I took a little risk.

Send lawyers, guns, and money,dad. Get me out of this.

 

An innocent bystander Somehow I got stuck

Between a rock and a hard place and I'm down on my luck

Yea I'm down on my luck. Well I'm down on my luck.

 

I was hiding in Honduras. I'm a deparate man.

Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan

 

Send lawyers, guns, and money

Repeat this last line ad nauseum "

 

But you are correct, mostly! Now go claim your blueberry ice cone from the nearest vendor who gives a shit!

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Free Stuff

 

>

>But you are correct, mostly! Now go claim your blueberry ice

>cone from the nearest vendor who gives a shit!

 

George, Dick and Don are handing out raspberry ice cones, sans cones, flavor or napkins, on the corner of Memorial and Eisenhower Drives....

[BigK]

>So that is me telling you a bad expernce and a good one..I

>hope that helps It is a honest answer and I am a honest guy

 

 

Thanks Vincent for the response. :-)

[Vincent_Michael]

NP I am kinda disapointed no one else would post on it.

[Uncle Bill]

Vincent -- I think I love you. Hope to meet you sometime soon. Bill

[Guest ncm2169]

I posted some thing along those lines about 6 months ago. Here, for an encore post:

 

http://babydb.male4malescorts.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=66423&mesg_id=66423&listing_type=search

 

Enjoy. :+

[Vincent_Michael]

Hey thanks for the complament! I understand and hope to meet you if our paths cross.

[Vincent_Michael]

I have to say that was a awsome read! I can see all this happing actully as you wrote it out.

 

I cant say I have expenced the same thing but I can understand. I think both client and Escort alike have bad expences.

 

I Hope no one ever feels that way about me if they meet me though...

 

HUG! Awsome story even though it was at your expence

[Guest ncm2169]

Hey VM, glad you got a laugh out of it. ;-)

 

I've also greatly enjoyed your recent posts here. Yeah, your spelling sux big time, but your personality shines through. :-) Have you considered spellcheck? :+

 

Btw, I'm sure you long ago forgot, but we exchanged several emails about a year ago when I was planning a trip to SA. I was always impressed with you then as well. Unfortunately, my plans got shelved ... too bad, I was really looking forward to seeing you!

[Vincent_Michael]

Well contact me again silly if nothin else a good e-mail tag will be fun...ckisgood@yahoo.com