Flaky client stories?

[Troyster]

How about some flky client stories? What was the oddest one you have had? We could all use a good laugh these days.

 

:-)

 

Troyster

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Easy As Pie

 

I would imagine that I have had some conversations and engaged in some activites that some might consider beyond the norm, but by and large, I would have to say that the clients I have met behave both with courtesy and reason.

 

On the other hand, just as clients complain about no-show escorts and other rude and inconsiderate behavior in hiring situations, clients who make then do not keep their appointments, call and cannot make up their mind, engage in lengthy and prolonged on line conversations or e-mail exchanges or telephone calls without action, are what I and most other escorts here would consider "flakey" behavior.

 

I will acknowledge that some clients new to hiring or new to male to male relationships might require a certain level of courage to move past certain stages, but that is not what I specifically refer to. You get a sense in this business for who is wasting your time and who simply needs encouragement. It is the former to which I refer.

[guptasa1]

Alright, I'll bite and self-report myself as a sometimes flaky client (but hopefully mostly a good kinda flaky instead of a bad kind). LOL. I'm generally kinda shy, nervous, and awkward. Think Clark Kent in the Superman movies without the Superman part of him. LOL.

 

As far as funny stories, well...here's one from my first trip to NYC. My (exceedingly kind and patient might I add) escort guide, Dylan (#3), was showing me around, and we took the subway. Now I'm from a very rural area and usually take my time doing things, so I'm not used at all to the fast pace of a city or subway systems at all. First time I get on a subway with him, I was thinking it was neat and looking around, not expecting the thing to start nearly as quickly as it did (last time I rode a subway was several years ago...and I think something kind of similar happened then as I remember). I was looking around for a seat and wasn't holding onto anything, so when it started, I just barely missed falling in some lady's lap (I pretty much did but caught myself and hoisted back up). LOL. She said something sarcastically amusing along the lines of "Well, I'm happy to see you too!" and took it well enough, but geeeez I was embarassed, especially in front of him. It took me several more subway rides to sorta get the hang of the thing, and I did other little clumzy things like this the whole trip.

 

My other flaky quirk is worrying too much about little stuff (if I'm doing things right, if the escort's having a good enough time, etc.), which is probably a little annoying after a time, and I'm trying to work on relaxing and going with the flow a bit more. =o)

 

I hope these are liveable quirks and more amusing than anything else though. =oP I try to be kind, sincere, respectful, and always honor appointments/promises, so hopefully that makes up for the areas that don't quite shine as much - lol. =oP

[Guest skrubber]

Doesn't sound like flakiness to me. Just sounds like a guy trying to rip you off or get a freebee.

 

Everybody loves Backa Baa

[Guest ALookOfLust]

Okay, I don't know if this counts as a flaky story, but I'm sure You'll wanna read it

 

Okay, I used to date an escort/dancer, and I would go with him to his outcalls and either stay in the car and read, or grab a bite to eat till he got back Lets call my ex... Barry.

 

Well, this one particular day, He got a call at 7am, we had stayed up pretty late the day before, so we were both a little cranky, he left the hotel info with me and went up to the hotel, he comes back seven minuites later pissed as hell lol

 

It seems that when he got to room 202, he knocked on the door and no one answered, so he called the hotel again, asked for room 202, then he could hear the phone ring through the door, someone picked up the phone then hung up. So he figured the guy had flaked, So then my ex barry started banging on the door, and finally a guy answered the door with a towel wrapped around his waist and asks "do you recognize me now?" and barry just looks at him like "why would I recognize you?"

so barry tells him "next time you think about standing someone up, think about this!" and barry coughs up some "lougie" in his throat, and spits it in the guys' face! then walks off, meanwhile the guy is totally taken by surprise and yells "well, next time I'm going to go to YOUR room, and spit on YOU!" and barry tells him "the hell are you talking about, I don't have a room"

 

So barry and I drive off a block after he's done telling me this, when he's like "hold on, let me see the info again" I give him the info sheet, and he's like "oh f*ck, the room number is 402, I went to 202!" so he basically ruin some poor turist's day by spitting on his face for no apparent reason

 

So barry didn't want to have stood the real guy up, hesitantly, we drive back, He starts walking to the hotel, and he spots the guy right outside the hotel, two ladies were walking by when the guy spots barry, completely enraged he screams "who are you! what are you doing here! who are you looking for? I know you're not looking for me!" and then he tries to punch barry! barry just moved to the side to avoid it, the ladies look at the poor man like he's a lunatic and walk away quickly, so Barry just tells the guy-as the guy tries swinging at him again "I WILL break your nose if you don't stop" so the guy backs away, barry runs back to the car and we leave. Barry re-schedules with the real guy and sees him later that night. but yeah, everytime I think of that story I can't stop laughing! I feel terrible for that poor man that not only got spit on, but was made to look like a total fool! but other than that it's a pretty damn funny story

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blasted,

you and I alone in space, hold my hand darling, for I'm growing scared, and a bit exited-as we are

blasted

No one will think

to look for us here. :*