Most clients are what?

[Guest skrubber]

A passing question - Are most of your clients fit, fat or so-so. Do you have downright ugly clients and how do you handle them? I ask because most escorts I hire seem generally glad to see me and I do not consider myself to be in any means attractive.

 

Everybody loves Backa Ba

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Well

 

>Are most of your clients fit, fat or

>so-so.

 

Most of my clients can get fucked for one hour solid in at least three or more positions, so I asked my ex, the personal trainer with the Masters in Sports Physiology, and he stated that in his professional and considered opinion, I should qualify my clients as "fit."

 

>Do you have downright ugly clients and how do you

>handle them?

 

Most of my clients are former Tom Cruise stunt doubles, and while the beard does tickle, I have no real complaints.

 

>I ask because most escorts I hire seem generally

>glad to see me and I do not consider myself to be in any means

>attractive.

 

Perhaps you tip extraoridinarily well.

[Bilbo]

RE: Namaste

 

Namaster, Skrubber!

 

That means that that which is divine in me recognizes that which is divine in you. Since a good escort is proficient in looking underneath the exterior, is it surprising my esteemed collegue hasn't noticed what most of his men look like on the outside? (And needs his exs advice on this question.) (Look, I realize he was tongue in cheek. So am I. Well, sorta.) If your escort can look you in the eye and have a spark of recognition, he knows he going to have fun for the next whatever period of time you've agreed on. (And then, as the cynics will surely point out, be paid for it.) Why wouldn't he look happy to see you?

[SexualAlchemist]

RE: Namaste

 

Technically ...

 

Namaste is a Sanskrit compound (tatpurush or bahuvrihi, I can't remember): "namas" and "te". "Namas", or "namah" (1st person singular) means "greetings" or "salutations" or even "homage". "Te" is 2nd person, i.e. "to you". So, "namas-te" means "salutations to you". Depending on context, you'll also hear "namaskar": "namas" (as above), and "kar" (from "karoti", i.e. "to do"), with full effect being "may you be saluted".

 

It's amazing what we remember from our youth!

[Bilbo]

RE: Namaste

 

Well, I'm sure that I have it misspelled. But I believe I have gotten the definition I gave from two different new age directions - Reiki people and, if my poor memory is coming through for me just this once, Yoga Journal - also from the pulpit of my MCC. All that said, I am assuming that you have the preferred definition, but that mine might be found coming in second in certain dictionaries.

[CeverDC]

"Let he who lives in a glass house throw the first stone."

 

Just as escorts come in a variety of shapes and sizes (IT'S TRUE!), so do clients. I am not one to pay any attention to a person's physical state, unless there are obvious signs of lack of hygiene or indications of medical problems. (Including clients on oxygen ... I'm not one who wishes to be accused of taking someone's breath away in THAT sense!)

 

Far more repulsive to me than someone who is not in perfect physical condition is someone who is a mental waste. A pleasant demeanor, quick whit and a nice smile go a long way towards balancing less than GQ looks in my book.

 

We are all unique creatures both physically and mentally; there is invariably something attractive in all of us. A good escort should see those attractive qualities that his client possesses, and not give in to the vanity that our lifestyle too often (in)breeds.

 

 

Cever

Washington, DC

ceverdc@mindspring.com

http://www.mindspring.com/~ceverdc

202-285-1815

[rickyricardo]

I have to second what "Cever" said... Me personally see an various type clients all shapes an sizes. What is very much important to me is there hygeiene an repectable personality. If they have good looks it cool too, however I don't give special favors to self proclaimed "Hot" clients. Yes self proclaimed because I get phone calls from clients who sets up appointment, an within the conversation they have the need to tell me they are goodlooking. Well that to me is remain to be seen in the eye of the beholder. But all in all I try to give all my clients the same ultimate service that I can possibly give them. But to answer the question I have to say the majority of the clients I see are not bad looking, old, or fat, they are average to above average in looks.

[Guest houseboy]

RE: Namaste

 

>Namaste is a Sanskrit compound (tatpurush or bahuvrihi, I

>can't remember): "namas" and "te". "Namas", or "namah" (1st

>person singular) means "greetings" or "salutations" or even

>"homage". "Te" is 2nd person, i.e. "to you". So, "namas-te"

>means "salutations to you". Depending on context, you'll also

>hear "namaskar": "namas" (as above), and "kar" (from "karoti",

>i.e. "to do"), with full effect being "may you be saluted".

>

>It's amazing what we remember from our youth!

 

Alright, now before I sue the pants of my Sanskrit teacher of yore, I was under the impression that "namaste" is a contraction (sandhi anyone?) of "namah" (yes, first person singular nominative AND masculine to boot) and "asti" (which is, I guess what you would call a copula, second person plural), later corrupted (in Hindi and other "vernaculars") into "namaste". How wrong am I?

 

It's amazing what you obsess about in youth...

 

Sean Lespagnol

Chicago, IL

http://www.seanlespagnol.com

 

"Big and tasty - every day!"

[Will]

Chacun a son gout

 

An escort who can discuss the fine -- or even blunt -- points of Sanskrit is a total turn-on for me!!!!!!!!!! Do you travel?

[Guest houseboy]

RE: Chacun a son gout

 

I most certainly do.

 

Sean Lespagnol

Chicago, IL

http://www.seanlespagnol.com

 

"Big and tasty - every day!"

[Juan Vancouver]

Our profession is really exciting! We constantly meet with people eager to make contact with other another humnan being. For me it is a very special sacred moment that of saying hello, because if one is attentive enough one can always see the beauty inside the other. That is a really nice feeling... Now, I bet you are wondering "Sure, but that wouldnt make my cock hard...." No, you are right. Personally I get sooo turned on when I see that a man likes me! When he sees my body and feels desire, when he sees my cock and wants to touch it, Man I get so hard! I love to please guys and love to make them feel good! (I am certainly have the right profile for this profession, I guess) And latinos always find the fun side of everybody!

[J-Man]

RE: Well

 

>Most of my clients are former Tom Cruise stunt doubles, and

>while the beard does tickle, I have no real complaints.

 

Penelope Cruz tickles? ;-)

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Stubble

 

>

>>Most of my clients are former Tom Cruise stunt doubles, and

>>while the beard does tickle, I have no real complaints.

>

>Penelope Cruz tickles?

 

Actually, she likes to tug on tit clamps, which is one reason why Tommy needs to check some of his luggage.

[J-Man]

RE: Stubble

 

>>

>>>Most of my clients are former Tom Cruise stunt doubles, and

>>>while the beard does tickle, I have no real complaints.

>>

>>Penelope Cruz tickles?

>

>Actually, she likes to tug on tit clamps, which is one reason

>why Tommy needs to check some of his luggage.

 

Based on today's news about their breakup, I guess Tom will be looking for some new "facial hair."