Nice, clean assholes

[Guest Bluedawg]

Hey guys...

 

I just love to rim, rim, rim and love to rim my partner too. I've hired certain escorts in the past who were so deliciously CLEAN, I've often wondered...how do they stay so fresh down there? Is it just the occasional Fleet, or a little douching? Or are there other secret tricks of the trade to keep you "flower fresh" in your pert little asshole?

 

Also...are there any risks in the long-term use of things like Fleet enemas to keep yourself tidy?

 

Any insights appreciated! Thanks!

[ad rian]

>Any insights appreciated! Thanks!

 

Sorry, no insights, but I do have a recommendation, try Jeff on Campus in New York. He is one of my favorites when I get that particular craving. I also highly recommend Ryan in Amsterdam. Matteo, a Blond Italo-Brazilian who used to be on Rentboy in New York was also a favorite of mine, but I have not seen him for a while so I can't asure quality.

[+ Lucky]

In his book, "Anal Pleasure and Health" the good doctor whose name was just on the tip of my tongue suggested that before you douche with Fleet, empty the bottle and use warm tap water instead. The chemicals in Fleet are not necessary if you are just cleaning out, and may be too abrasive to those rosy pink tissues, especially with repeated use.

Here's looking at you!

[Guest Ant415]

To further Mr. Lucky's sage advice... Enema use should not be too frequent. Daily use would be too much. The water washes out many necessary bacteria from the colon.

[CT Dick]

>To further Mr. Lucky's sage advice... Enema use should not

>be too frequent. Daily use would be too much. The water

>washes out many necessary bacteria and mucus from the colon.

 

Dick

[+ Lucky]

Sage? No,no,no!! Do not use sage in your lube!!!:-)

[Guest jrpSCORP]

They do, however, use sage in "stuffings." But, I think that's only in poultry stuffings.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Tasty

 

1. Cool Whip (from the air pressurized cans);

2. Hershy's Chocolate Syrup (squeeze bottle); or

3. Fresh fruit.

 

All fit in there quite nicely and just add to the taste coming out.

 

 

it IS the size of the tool AND how well you use it.

 

UPDATED 09/04/2002 - http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[+ Lucky]

RE: Tasty

 

So you put the can, the bottle, and the fruit in your ass. Then what comes out?????

:-)

[btmstudnyc]

RE: Tasty

 

A banana fudge brownie silly.

 

 

JIM

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[Flower]

RE: Tasty

 

>So you put the can, the bottle, and the fruit in your ass.

>Then what comes out?????

 

hmmm--lets see....a Fruit Salad?

>:-)

 

Flower :*

[Guest Not2Kinky4me]

If I know a lover plans on dining on me down there, I use a fleet or a warm water enema to evacuate the lower bowel a few hours before I get tongue plunged for an hour.

 

I do it a few hours before I shower because within 60 to 90 minutes after doin that enema, gravity has a way of pulling down some mucous and some residual fluid you pumped up your butt. That should be fully evacuated before showering.

 

Secondly, practicing excellent hygene at all times makes it all a bit easier in the long run. Use wipes whenever possible. Also, when sitting on the throne, I always shove toilet tissue as high up as possible until every speck of brown is gone. If it takes 2 or 3 flushes and 100 feet of toilet tissue than so be it. This not only feels good, I know I am alot cleaner than the typical guy.

 

Adjusting and timing one's diet may be necessary as well to avoid messy or gaseous situations.

 

Third, I prefer to take a nice bath with aromatic bath beads when I know my butt is going to get eatened. I finger myself way up there with antibacterial soap when soaking, then I stand up and finger up high with some favorite smelling shampoo and lather up the entire butt and crack. Then I soak and finger again ( rinse) which is followed by a brief shower when I use a great smelling deordorant soap. Make sure you get all the soap out and shampoo the entire butt and crack area. Using a shower massage on a hose is best for rinsing down there. Shampoo gets rid of the oils that have foul odor. Yes, the brownies we dump have oil in it and if you have a hairy hole or crack, those hairs retain foul oils just like the hair on your head. Use shampoo on youre butt!!! (I shave the hair off yet I still believe the hole could retain oils so I still use shampoo ).

 

 

After that terrific bathe and shower, if you didnt cum yet, then proceed to get ready for your butt-fest. Dry your manhole well and deeply before putting on the briefs. I recommend opening your manhole and blast some warm air from the hair dryer up there to make sure youre dry.

 

Now youre ready for the finger test. Go ahead, touche it deep with your finger. It should be dry and difficult to get a dry finger inside but wiggle it up there about an inch. Now, do the sniff test.

 

MMMMM, It should smell clean, a bit manly and you should get turned on and want to continue to sniff and lick your own finger at that point.

 

Heres another fun tip ... when gettin rimmed, make sure you dont waste your precum. Ask your lover to massage your hole, inside and out with it.

 

This is really Finger Lickin Good.

 

Bon Appetit

[+ Lucky]

"I always shove toilet tissue as high up as possible"

 

How high is that?

[Guest fukamarine]

Have you ever considered selling you program to Elizabeth Arden?

I bet they would pay you millions for it.

 

fukamarine

[Guest Bitchboy]

I ASSume this is all said "tongue in cheek.":9

[Guest Not2Kinky4me]

eeeeeeeeeeeew, if you have to ask how high to clean, I wouldnt want to rimm you.

 

Elizabeth Arden? Im glad you found my manpussy hygene to be valuable. Which tip were particularly fond of ?

 

Im glad I can share my manhole routine with all of you.;-)

 

And by all means, if anyone has anything important to add, or has any probing questions about my finger plunging hole wash, please, fire away!:9

[Guest fukamarine]

>Elizabeth Arden? Im glad you found my manpussy hygene to be

>valuable. Which tip were particularly fond of ?

 

I never met a tip I didn't like. Tip for services rendered, tip of the iceberg, tip on a hot stock, and, the tip of your dick (Would that make a good song title?)

 

fukamarine

[btmstudnyc]

>I never met a tip I didn't like. Tip for services rendered,

>tip of the iceberg, tip on a hot stock, (Would that make a good song title?)

 

A GOOD THING.

 

<Tips on a hot stock> was already sung by Martha Stewart.

 

<AssCleaning devices> were stopped mid production....KMart couldn't afford it. Damn....maybe a BLUE LIGHT special.

 

JIM

 

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[+ Lucky]

"Nice, clean assholes." I just love seeing this topic at the top of the list.

[Rick Munroe]

>how do they stay so

>fresh down there?

 

Some of us are just born that way.

[+ Lucky]

I won't name the product because it might be construed as advertising, but check out http://www.mintyass.com for an amusing approach to a nice clean asshole.

[+ Lucky]

Isn't this a nice title for a thread? I bring it back because a local rag has also joined in recommending the product sold at mintyass.com.

[ad rian]

>Isn't this a nice title for a thread? I bring it back

>because a local rag has also joined in recommending the

>product sold at mintyass.com.

 

I missed this the first time. Thanks for bringing it back. It made me laugh really hard!

[Guest Love Bubble Butt]

Wow. I mean WOW! As a 100% top, I had absolutely no idea that you bottoms went through so much trouble! But let me say this: It is VERY much appreciated!

[Guest CollegeToronto]

Ok interesting topic, but here's a question for all of you, how do you work in a tight inexperienced asshole. I mean how do u sorta train it, you know what I mean, so as to minimize the pain with the actual fucking. Hope this doesn't sound like a stupid question...

 

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