Inquiring minds want to know! (Escort Survey)

[Guest ShoeDog]

What about a customer turns you off, to the point that you have trouble performing or want to exit before beginning a session? Some of these things have been talked to death in these posts individually, but it might help us clients if we knew (for example) that a majority of escorts were mainly turned off by our being drunk, stinky, and had an attitude rather than chubby, ugly, and 55 years old. We might even hire more often! :9 Please rank from 1 through 10, with 1 being the biggest turn-off, 10 being the least.

 

a. Weight (at least 25% larger than he should be)

b. Hygiene (bad breath, B.O., and/or hasn't scrubbed down below)

c. Age (he reminds you of your Grandfather, for God's sake)

d. Sobriety (he's either stoned, drunk, or semi-conscious)

e. Endowment (he is economy-sized)

f. Attitude (he treats you like you're his servant or worse)

g. Attractiveness (you can't even drink him pretty)

h. Race/ethnicity (you want customers that look like YOU)

i. Hair (either too much or too little)

j. Arousal (he can't get it up, no matter how hard you work on him)

[Guest DCeBOY]

>a. Weight (at least 25% larger than he should be)

 

6 - some guys can be overweight without it causing problems. but for g_d's sake, pay attention to how small i am! if you're huge & you want fucked, you're holding your own g_ddamned legs up!

 

 

>b. Hygiene (bad breath, B.O., and/or hasn't scrubbed

>down below)

 

1 - if i smell or see shit, the session is over.

 

>c. Age (he reminds you of your Grandfather, for God's

>sake)

 

doesn't matter to me at all.

 

>d. Sobriety (he's either stoned, drunk, or

>semi-conscious)

 

3 - as long as he's with it enough to know what he's doing, and isn't so out of it that he forgets to pay, i'm not especially concerned.

 

>e. Endowment (he is economy-sized)

 

10 - couldn't care less.

 

>f. Attitude (he treats you like you're his servant or

>worse)

 

1 - let's just say he better hadn't.

 

>g. Attractiveness (you can't even drink him pretty)

 

9 - i can usually find something attractive about anyone & focus on that.

 

>h. Race/ethnicity (you want customers that look like

>YOU)

 

10 - i tend to get white guys who hire me, which is fine, but i'm not concerned with race. by the way, some people only want guys who DO NOT look like them to hire. incidentally, where are all the latin men who could hire me?

 

>i. Hair (either too much or too little)

 

4 - back hair can be icky.

 

>j. Arousal (he can't get it up, no matter how hard

>you work on him)

 

10 - generally the important thing is for me to get it up.

[Bilbo]

1. Attitude - A bad attitude is the worst. Even those with good attitudes need training sometimes in how not to rush a session and how not to try to take over. You're my client, not my boss. It's my play - You just bought a ticket. If I want to slowly strip you, don't go yanking your own pants off. If I tell you to rest on the table for a few minutes, don't be up off of it and halfway dressed when I get back from the bathroom.

 

2. Hygiene - I agree with Ethan about smelling/seeing shit. Although if need be I can work around that if it's just a massage and I don't need to get hard. I'll just avoid a second date.

 

3. Sobriety - Drunkeness just cannot be allowed in a leather scene. Too dangerous. And I don't tolerate it anymore in a romantic scene either. And that goes double for overdoing drugs other than grass or poppers. I know I'm missing out on some good times with neat people anymore, but I'm also missing out on ... Well, for one thing, my body has no tolerance for certain drugs and just french kissing someone up on them can make me queesy.

 

4.Arousal - I've gotten used to one regular who has never gotten it all the way up for anyone since his prostate surgery. But with anyone else, it's a combo of a bad review on my performance and a fellow actor phoning his performance in from Pokeepsie. We all have performance anxiety, so please let us know beforehand if this might be a problem. (But, then, I've seen many a soft looking cock explode anymore.) Oh, and do warn me if you have a tendency to come too quickly, too. There are other games and I can avoid direct contact, etc. if I know that I need to.

 

The other qualities are tied for fifth. Not a problem unless you make them a problem. Excessive self criticism falls under #1.

5. Attractiveness - If a man doesn't have a bad attitude - see #1 - then there will be something attractive about him - inside, if not outside.

 

Race - Why has it been so long since I've been hired by an Asian or a Black?? I love whitemeat, but I especially love variety.

 

Hair - Bald is sexy! And I mean bald, not shaved. Shaved is sexy, too, but it's a different kind of sexy.

 

Weight - There are a couple of problems here. To get to my apartment, you have to go up an outside wooden staircase built by my landlord, the man who has all of the hot and cold faucets reversed in the apartment. Nuff said? And my table was only rated for being safe for up to 800 pounds, when it was new, a couple of years ago. Don't expect me to join you on it, necessarily.

 

Age - If you're with me, you like Daddys. Guess what? So do I! But I do have one little hangup here. I won't go to bed professionally with anyone under 21. Won't stop me from fucking you, I just won't let you pay for it.

 

Endowment - Hey, I don't get fucked, anyway. Lots of other games to play with a monster cock!

[Guest Hole_4_Hire]

Sorry ShoeDog but your list is too long to rate every item.

 

For me the biggest turn-off is bad hygiene (either breath, greasy hair, or flicks of shit dingleberries hanging off their final filter).

 

The least of my concerns are age, race, looks, size, or weight.

 

As long as they are clean, respectful, and willing to play (and pay) I'll try them once. BTW, I've usually had very good experiences with clients and have only had a handful that I'd never see again.

[Guest jeffOH]

I can't really rate these either, but I do agree with Hole. I've been fortunate that in nearly 11 years of escorting there's maybe less than a dozen clients I refused to see again. More often than not it was due to the client's attitude or hygiene.

 

JEFF

jeff4men@hotmail.com

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

The Culture of Desire

 

Attraction is a very personal thing and for each of us, it would be different. But I think all the escorts thus far, from Ethan to Jeff, has touched on attitude, on how we are viewed. Men often treat other men like pieces of furniture. Gay men can be particularly bad at this. As Rod Hagen wrote: escorts are not "sex slaves" and the fact that someone else is paying does give that person certain rights but it does not give that person the right to treat another person badly.

 

Beyond that, for me personally, hygiene is also an issue because I have foreskin; bacteria and non-STD infections are concerns which might not exist in an escort who has been circumcised. The smell, much less the appearance, to put it indelicately, of shit, is also a really easy way for me to lose an erection.

 

Otherwise, I have had clients to age 74, weigh a good 50 - 75 pounds more than me, and of any number of races from Hispanic, African-American and Asian, all during the last few weeks.

 

Be prepared by showering and treat me the way you would like to be treated and we will both have a pleasant experience.

[Guest jwraustin]

My biggest turn-off's are hygiene, sobriety, and attitude. The rest doesnt really matter a lot to me, unless someone is so very obese that I need earth moving equiptment to do my work.

 

If you are going to bottom, you gotta be clean. Period. If you are drunk, well forget it. Same goes with the attitude.

 

There is one tick I do have, but I rarely mention it tho, and that is that 5 c'clock shadow. Some men have very heavy growth after a day of not shaving. I love to kiss and make out, but really hate getting razor burn. Maybe I just have very sentitive skin, but its like rubbing my face (or my butt or my chest) with sand paper. It hurts. If its a regular client, we talk about it, and seem to work it out. Its a small thing, and I can usually work around it.

 

Other than that, everything else is small stuff.

[gregkidman]

What about strong cologne? If a client is wearing something strong, does that affect the mood?

[Matt_Vancouver]

Please rank from 1 through

>10, with 1 being the biggest turn-off, 10 being the least.

>

>a. Weight...........7

>b. Hygiene..........1 (MUST be clean)

>c. Age..............10 (This one truely isn't an issue for me)

>d. Sobriety.........1(If I'm not in the same state) 10(If we got there together: )

>e. Endowment........10(You can find something to do with EVERY dick)

>f. Attitude.........1(I'm your equal)10(If we agreed that I was to 'play' submissive: )

>g. Attractiveness...8(There should be some attractive quality, but it doesn't need to be physical, if I'm mentally attracted that works)

>h. Race/ethnicity... 10(Not an issue)

>i. Hair..............10(like em smooth, like em hairy)

>j. Arousal...........3(It does mean a lot to me if my partner is hard, it shows me that they are getting off on what's happening....but there are people I've been with, who due to medical situations, cannot get hard...if that's previously been established, it's a not issue for me)

 

There you go, I'm generally pretty easy going

Matt(GENERALLY EASY.....try just EASY)

[Guest dstud4hire]

Hygeine, Attitude, and sobriety!!

 

Those all rank as equally as the number one turn offs for me....

 

Bad breath? Not clean between the legs and in the hole? BO? Bad teeth? Come on guys...be aware of your self...that's all I ask....

 

Treat me like crap, and forget it, it won't work....even if my role is still being the submissive one, whee I am supposed to be treated like a slut (which I love) it's how I'm treated before and after the seesion that makes a difference.

 

While I may have my moments, not when I'm having sex I don't. HUGE Turn off if you're trying to have sex with me while being drunk....Oddly enough, even drugs don't bother me as much as the alcohol....I guess I've just seen those who get drunk be very rude or belligerant sometimes.....

 

regarding the rest...weight, age, race, hair, etc etc...that isn't an issue to me...

[Guest TopUNowD1]

Mick - Dallas

 

a. Weight (at least 25% larger than he should be)04

b. Hygiene (bad breath, B.O., and/or hasn't scrubbed down below)01

c. Age (he reminds you of your Grandfather, for God's sake)06

d. Sobriety (he's either stoned, drunk, or semi-conscious)03

e. Endowment (he is economy-sized)09

f. Attitude (he treats you like you're his servant or worse)02

g. Attractiveness (you can't even drink him pretty)05

h. Race/ethnicity (you want customers that look like YOU)07

i. Hair (either too much or too little)08

j. Arousal (he can't get it up, no matter how hard you work on him) 10

 

Actually I had several 10's... J, I, R, and E.... lol, but I tried to follow your rules.

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[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

pleading the 5th