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I have to ask a question I guess, but I really just wanted to post something...I've gone through withdrawels... I swear I disappear for a few days of sun and fun in Hawaii(thanx to a good friend) and this place falls to pieces!

What am I gonna do with you boys?

I see that the 'Hooker of the Millenium'(ME: ), ohyeah, and some guy named Rick or something... is still ruling all things lubey, having thwarted this years batch of ho's, who tried...IN VAIN, to get thier dirty mits on my crown, sash and septre(a Ken Ryker dildo). Better luck next year: )

Besides, you will never be 'hooker of the millenium' !! you'd be far to wrinkly by the next one.

So the question......

 

Why did some escorts find a ridiculous 'title' /popularity contest, worth the effort of going out of their way to ensure a place in the top 10?

It seems almost ridiculous to me... I know some people think that the 'reward' is in future bookings and potentially higher fees. Not my experience, as was the case with Rick, it actually was detrimental to our business... don't ask me why, I'm sure there are a variety of possible reasons, but business slowed after receiving the 'honour' last year.

 

I'm not complaining by an means, I'm still quite flattered, and it's a running joke amongst my friends: ) (I've been called 'the meryll streep of hookerdom', hooker 2000, millenial whore...to name but few: )

 

ok I've posted now... ahhhh i got me fix... let's get things rolling here again... fun fun fun... and sex sex sex....

Matt(rules with an iron dick... I mean fist)(Rick who???: )

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The Escort Pageant really has VERY little to do with who is a better escort. The title should have been #1 Escort of the Message Center.

Is Rick or any one of the top ten that much better than the rest of us? Probably not. I'd much rather see an Escort Olympics. Imagine the events we could compete in.}> Then, we could separate the men from the boys.

 

JEFF

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>Why did some escorts find a ridiculous 'title' /popularity

>contest, worth the effort of going out of their way to

>ensure a place in the top 10?

>It seems almost ridiculous to me... I know some people think

>that the 'reward' is in future bookings and potentially

>higher fees. Not my experience, as was the case with Rick,

>it actually was detrimental to our business... don't ask me

>why, I'm sure there are a variety of possible reasons, but

>business slowed after receiving the 'honour' last year.

 

Now it can be told. I created 45 logins and voted for anybody but me in order to head off a slowdown.

 

(Kidding.)

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>it actually was detrimental to our business... don't ask me

>why, I'm sure there are a variety of possible reasons, but

>business slowed after receiving the 'honour' last year.

 

It's true. I felt like Brooke Shields at Princeton. I recall her saying when she was a student there (she didn't say it to me directly; I was reading Young Miss) (in the dentist's office) (really)that while everyone assumed she was the most popular girl on campus, she was actually the loneliest, because guys were intimidated by her, or thought she'd be unapproachable, or already taken.

 

At the end of 2000, I'd only been escorting a little over a year, and not very regularly, and yet I think it suddenly seemed like I'd been around much longer, and that I was much older than I really was. Part of that assumption probably came from my posts here (for a while, I think I was kind of Dr. Ruth-ish).

 

You know, it was nice to be Escort of the Year but I'd trade it all for a tongue in my hole...oh yeah, I had both last year (hey, I have 3 lost days of rimming references to catch up on). :p

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>

>You know, it was nice to be Escort of the Year but I'd trade

>it all for a tongue in my hole...oh yeah, I had both last

>year (hey, I have 3 lost days of rimming references to catch

>up on). :p

 

..as we have lost 3 days of rimming thoughts about you - well, not really - "out of sight/out of mind" doesn't apply with Rick Munroe's ass. Oops, just made myself hard.

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>Matt,

>

>TY says he only received 8% of your 2001 take. Remember how

>you got that fucking title.

 

Don't worry, now that I know I will take the difference out in trade (with a small T). I have just the occasion(s) in mind. Of course, interest has been accruing....

}>

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Guest MikeConway

Thats interesting Matt, I was wondering how that would effect you. Just even being in a top ten was the brunt of few jokes, although if you see the humour and take all this so serioiusly, it can be somewhat funny. I never thought I would receive any type of "honour" for being a good HO!

 

ANyway, have been out of the scene for a little while, if you read this, we may be meeting soon,.....hope so.

 

Mike in Toronto

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Mike.... I've looked forward to meeting you for the LAST TWO YEARS.....well to my suprise, just the other day I was contacted by a great guy I've seen regularly in the past... about a threeway fuckfest with you and him in Toronto!!!!!

Unfortunatly I'm already booked for the date in April he had in mind.... My loss.... but Boston.... and Montreal... will never be the same once I'm done with em: )

One day mister Conway...

Matt(yay another Canadian.... and he's fucking HOT)

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