HUNKY TOP Little Person?

[pegasian]

OK. I have a FRIEND (YES,REALLY) who I would LIKE to surprise for his 50th Birthday next year. He has the HOTS for a couple of "Little People" he sees on TV. He wants a VERY COMPACT HUNK to TOP HIM. MUST be UNDER 4' 11" and MASCULINE. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

[Guest ryan2552]

Talvin might work for your friend. He's 5'4" masculine total top.

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/finder.php?loc=T-0-116-10&who=talvin_dc

[+ purplekow]

Talvin would hardly qualify as a little person. Though short in stature, his presence fills the room, which would fulfill part of the requested requirements.

[+ Axiom2001]

Would this request have been better placed in "The Deli?" Also, if you fail to get someone who meets your friend's requested stats, are you going to ignore other possibilities?

 

I think you are going to be very, very hard pressed in finding someone who's under 5 feet!

Sorry to be pessimistic!

[Epigonos]

I have to agree that this thread might better have been posted on the Deli BUT since it's here, here goes. I simply cannot think of ANY guys who are 4'11" or under let alone fit your other requirements. However, here are too guys who might come close.

 

1. Tyler Mason: he is 5'4" and weighs 115. He is located in L.A., CA. You can obtain more information about him on http://www.maleescortreview.com under profiles. Tyler is versatile. I have no personal experience with this guy

 

2. Jody: he is 5'4" and weighs 140. He is located in Austin, TX. Jody is reviewed on this site. He lifts weights and has a body to die for. Jody is a Top who kisses and is orally versatile. I have been with this guy and he is great.

[rentingdad]

it never ceases to amaze me the strange posts/requests that seem to pop up here on a near daily basis.

[Epigonos]

Rentingdad I am more than a little surprised that you are amazed by “the strange posts/requests that seem to pop up here on a near daily basis”. When it comes to the wide and wonderful variety of sexual tastes that appear in this world, and on this site, I would have expected those of us who post here to be beyond being surprised, shocked or amazed. I, for one, have come to the conclusion that sexual taste is simply a matter of whatever floats your boat. About the only common requirement we all share is that most of us expect the guys we hire to have a cock, a set of balls and an asshole beyond that it is to each his own. Have fun all!!!!!

[+ Italiano]

>Rentingdad I am more than a little surprised that you are

>amazed by “the strange posts/requests that seem to pop up here

>on a near daily basis”. When it comes to the wide and

>wonderful variety of sexual tastes that appear in this world,

>and on this site, I would have expected those of us who post

>here to be beyond being surprised, shocked or amazed. I, for

>one, have come to the conclusion that sexual taste is simply a

>matter of whatever floats your boat. About the only common

>requirement we all share is that most of us expect the guys we

>hire to have a cock, a set of balls and an asshole beyond that

>it is to each his own. Have fun all!!!!!

 

 

GREAT POSTING!!!

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Oh this request is nothing . . .

 

I still remember this one ad from the OLD Advocate

 

(You remember in the bad old days when the ADVOCATE had "Yellow Page"

 

classified ads.)

 

 

This one guy advertised constantly -

 

"Seeking Deaf-Mute Black Dwarfs"

 

for SM Scene

 

Now that is a Special Request!

 

 

That of course was just above the classified ad for

 

St. Priapus Church - "Cocksuckers on Duty 3pm - 3am"

 

Of course St. P was located in San Francisco.

 

 

 

After that nothing much shocks me outside of the political arena!

[bobchitown]

My favorite personal ad from the days when the Chicago Reader was still worth reading began:

 

I'm Fat, Forty and Homosexual.....