Limericks

[pegasian]

>>An ODE to the BUM of SIR RICK

>

>Wow, I'd gotten accustomed to seeing that ass pic as a tiny

>avatar. When it's that size, you can see a lot more detail; I

>guess I do have a hairy crack after all.

>

>>and YES..YOU GUESSED..I have a VERY IRISH BACKGROUND.

>

>So, are you the infamous "top of the morning"? }(

 

 

"When it's that size.....I do have a hairy crack" - R.Monroe

 

as an IRISH MAN I see it as your "POT OF GOLD"...

and it is a SWEET HONEY POT INDEED!!!

 

"So, are you the infamous "top of the morning"?- R.Monroe

 

With the RIGHT GUY add NOON and NIGHT!!!

I am INFAMOUS for my "LUCKY CHARMS!"

[Guest zipperzone]

>In a small fishing village just north of Shannon;

>Lived a hot fisherman and Nat, his lifelong companion;

>Each night, the fisherman would mount Nat's bod

>Slap his ass with a fresh caught cod;

>And Nat would fishtail and shoot like a cannon

>

>Anyone have anything better, starting with KMEM's In a small

>fishing village just north of Shannon?

 

It sounds better if you omit the word "just" from the 1st line.

[Rick Munroe]

The blooper reel includes the infamous missing strawberry...

[Rick Munroe]

>as an IRISH MAN I see it as your "POT OF GOLD"...

>and it is a SWEET HONEY POT

>INDEED!!!

 

When I was a little boy, I loved Winnie the Pooh and his "hunny pots." Who knew I'd grow up to have my own, built-in? (btw, Derek's is more strawberry flavored, and we love to give taste tests)

 

>I am INFAMOUS for my "LUCKY CHARMS!"

 

You supply the hearts, stars and clovers; I'll provide the moon.

[AdamSmith]

>The blooper reel includes the infamous missing strawberry...

 

LOL

 

You know, with the right cross-cutting between your blooper reel and a certain other one, we might learn what really happened to Dr. Woodard... :+

 

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