being a "butt zebra" for a day

[Smurof]

Shaving my body is going to be a long, time consuming affair prior to my birthday Friday, so I got a start on it today with one cheek. Smooth butts won out by a sizable margin in my poll which I took private for additional responses, so I'll leave the hair on my pubes, which grow out a great distance beyond my skin. Not sure about the underarms or chest yet, as hair on the pecs makes my muscles look bigger than they are.

 

A major concern I have is the re-closure of my massage therapist's spa he works out of due to the major spike in COVID cases where I'm at. It would only figure that my March, April and May appointments collectively got cancelled, so I said, "screw this nonsense, I'll skip and wait until July", only for June to have been potentially his only working month. ?

[+ sniper]

Instead of completely shaving the other body hair you could just use clippers on a #2 or #3 setting so you still have some hair, it's just not out of control.

[Bucky]

Your previous thread, which alludes to this inner desire to reward yourself and/or us by replacing your current avatar with a new, smooth 49 year old version, is indeed intriguing