Small penises are penises of service.

[samhexum]

Tiffany Haddish got, er, specific about what she is looking for in a man on Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk,” this week.

“I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you,” the comic said. “They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service.”

 

Concluding, “Big penises just do whatever they want to do.”

[jjkrkwood]

Tiffany Haddish got, er, specific about what she is looking for in a man on Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk,” this week.

“I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you,” the comic said. “They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service.”

 

Concluding, “Big penises just do whatever they want to do.”

 

That's all true, but would you rather have a great orgasm from having your g-spot hit, or a new Birkin bag ??? The answer is to marry a small penis and have a Big one on the side. :p

[BgMstr4u]

As one says in other, possibly similar, contexts, for example, to people who have put themselves in harm’s way for the benefit of others, or who go out of their way to be helpful, “Thank you for your service.”:) Then look down, shyly smile, catch their eye, and if you can, stroke it sweetly.

[CuriousByNature]

I suppose one question would be, what does she consider to be small?

[Mo Mason]

Very true in my case. I was cursed with a small dick and it's been my lifelong wish to find a man to serve. I own my home so he could move in with me. I'd do all of the cooking, cleaning, work part- or full-time to help with finances. A drink and a foot massage ready every day when he arrives home from work. Sexual servitude, of course. I would be such a dutiful and obedient househusband. Unfortunately, nobody wants a guy with a small dick - not even as a service provider as I've described.

[MrMattBig]

Very true in my case. I was cursed with a small dick and it's been my lifelong wish to find a man to serve. I own my home so he could move in with me. I'd do all of the cooking, cleaning, work part- or full-time to help with finances. A drink and a foot massage ready every day when he arrives home from work. Sexual servitude, of course. I would be such a dutiful and obedient househusband. Unfortunately, nobody wants a guy with a small dick - not even as a service provider as I've described.

Smaller dicks are easier to deep throat and can pound you with harder full strokes without hurting you for going to deep?

[Mo Mason]

Smaller dicks are easier to deep throat and can pound you with harder full strokes without hurting you for going to deep?

Yeah, but I'm so self-conscious about my size that I rarely let anyone see it, let alone go down on it. I keep shorts on during sessions. Plus I'm a bottom so no pounding. I just lose all around, sexually. Unless I go the slave route to a dominant master.... which is a fun to do from time to time.

[jjkrkwood]

Yeah, but I'm so self-conscious about my size that I rarely let anyone see it, let alone go down on it. I keep shorts on during sessions. Plus I'm a bottom so no pounding. I just lose all around, sexually. Unless I go the slave route to a dominant master.... which is a fun to do from time to time.

 

The polls say that TOPS usually don't care about the cock size of their BOTTOM..... their focus is hole. I have an average size pecker, and was also always self conscious about it, but I always found a partner that didn't care about it. And my last partner was 22 yrs. When its the right guy, its the right guy, and regardless of your size, most guys like CONFIDENCE, so be proud of what you have.

[Smurof]

What I think Tiffany may have indirectly meant by preferring a small penis is that she prefers white guys.

[Chad Constantine]

Very true in my case. I was cursed with a small dick and it's been my lifelong wish to find a man to serve. I own my home so he could move in with me. I'd do all of the cooking, cleaning, work part- or full-time to help with finances. A drink and a foot massage ready every day when he arrives home from work. Sexual servitude, of course. I would be such a dutiful and obedient househusband. Unfortunately, nobody wants a guy with a small dick - not even as a service provider as I've described.

 

Huh? Dont most Doms want their baby boys/slaves/sissies to have small dicks/clits and/or put them in cockcages so as not to see them. Having a small dick isnt really a curse especially nowadays when you can buy cock extenders and strapons. Plus, if you have the right body type they can look very cute.

 

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[samhexum]

What I think Tiffany may have indirectly meant by preferring a small penis is that she prefers white guys.

She's been seen quarantining with Common, so what does that mean?

 

 

[jjkrkwood]

She's been seen quarantining with Common, so what does that mean?

 

 

 

It means "she likes BIG cock ! :p

[+ Pensant]

Who the hell is Tiffany?

[+ RJD]

Wow, and here I thought we were talking about that musical icon from the 80’s during this whole thread....go figure! ?

 

[jjkrkwood]

Wow, and here I thought we were talking about that musical icon from the 80’s during this whole thread....go figure! ?

 

 

Tiffany is hardly an Icon, but OK......

[+ RJD]

Tiffany is hardly an Icon, but OK......

 

 

 

[LivingnLA]

Yeah, but I'm so self-conscious about my size that I rarely let anyone see it, let alone go down on it. I keep shorts on during sessions. Plus I'm a bottom so no pounding. I just lose all around, sexually. Unless I go the slave route to a dominant master.... which is a fun to do from time to time.

 

I apologize if I offend, but it isn't your penis size making it difficult to find someone. It's how you've pathologized it. Those negative thoughts and feelings about your penis neagtively impact your emotions, thoughts, and health. The old saying about being able to love yourself before anyone else will applies. I urge you to find a qualified therapist to help you work through this because once it's addressed, you'll see significant change in how you exist and how people around you react and interact with you.

 

I'm cutting part of my post from an old post: https://m4m-forum.org/threads/condom-fit.155569/post-1861718

 

I wanted to touch on the subtext around "not very well endowed" because I do not want you or anyone to pathologize your penis. That can lead to all kinds of problems that no one deserves to experience. Penis size varies widely based on genetics and a host of environmental / nutritional factors during development. Decades of research continue to support the "average length of an erect human penis" as 5.17 inches long with an average circumference of 4.59 inches. Yes, we see many penises larger than that because porn seeks them out to shove in our faces. My penis is over 6 inches. Statistically speaking I'm well endowed. But much of the gay community with its size obsession frequently dismisses anyone who isn't at least 7+. Such men are few and far between. Clearly, clustering occurs. Hung guys seek out size queens since they know how to handle them. Whatever your size, I hope you love your penis. It's part of you and whatever your size, make the most of it. Enjoy giving and receiving many years of pleasure with your beautiful penis.

 

As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, and the best research to date on the topic, as the subjects were measured by health professionals, rather than self-measured, has concluded that the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).[1] Flaccid penis length can sometimes be a poor predictor of erect length. Most human penis growth occurs between infancy and the age of five, and between about one year after the onset of puberty and, at latest, approximately 17 years of age.[2]

 

A statistically significant correlation between penis size and the size of other body parts has not been found in research. Some environmental factors in addition to genetics, such as the presence of endocrine disruptors, can affect penis growth. An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm (2.8 in), but otherwise formed normally, is referred to in medicine as a micropenis.

 

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size