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Hello Everyone!

 

I realize that the answer to the question which I am about to ask most likely lies within myself, but I'm looking for possible suggestions as how to approach the situation and the escort I've seen once and would like to see again.

 

The guy is HOT! In every way. He's the kind of guy who brings out the, and forgive the term, pig riming in me. He has the most delicious looking ass I've ever seen. The problem is he wasn't clean in that particular area, and that alone was a major turn off and disappointment for me. I want to see this guy again but don't have, I guess, the courage to tell him I'd like for him to make sure he is clean the next time. I realize this probably sounds juvinile, but it's a very embarrassing challenge for me.

 

Can anyone offer any experience or guidance here for me?

 

Thanks in advance for any suggestions!

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Guest josephga

I like the forward approach.. tell him you like eating ass and you would like for his too be douched and showered for your next booking..

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Lexus650, I apologize if my baby wipes picture seemed to be a flip response to your question. It wasn’t meant to be. I agree with the other posters that the issue is best handled directly. But I also sensed that you felt embarrassed to bring it up with your guy.

 

My guess is it was a one time oversight on his part, and won’t happen next time. If it does, EXPAT’s and Joseph’s ideas are both great ones. But, if you are uncomfortable bringing it up with him, a quick wipe will get the job done with a minimum of fuss. And let him know you value a bit of extra cleanliness.

 

Today I learned that sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. And sometimes it isn’t. :)

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I`was thinking after my original post. Shouldn't these things be common sense to the escort to start with? When a client calls me too book a massage. I know that means to have my shower clean and sanitized with new soap out and a fresh towel. I know too have my table cleaned and with a fresh sheet in place. I know to have teeth freshly brushed and gargled to present a professional image.. NO one should have too tell me these things..

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>Next time suggest a nice hot shower together and tell him you

>want to massage/clean him from head to toe. It will be fun

>and you will get what you want ;-)

 

 

 

I like the preceding suggestion; I also like the upfront approach which someone else made in some of the earlier threads.

 

Lastly, I've been with a particular escort innumerable times; on two occasions, I've described a scenerio to which I would like this hottie to engage before we proceed in our fun activities.

 

I requested that when he enters the hotel room and after our embrace and/or kiss, retire to the bathroom and use my pure castille peppermint liquid soap; return to the main room (SUPER-HARD) so that I can have my way in front as well as in the back. (My directions to him were not this basic; I added a lot of pepper in my description.)

 

My escort friend obliged. Another time I told him that I would like to soap that rear tunnel and stimulate his inner sanctum!)

 

Hope all of this helps with your dilemma! :-)

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From my very first email to an escort, I am very specific about how things have to be...I always tell them that rimming is my main deal and that a shower is required when we first get back to the room...and when we wake up in the morning. Showers before fun. And if something, shall we say, unexpected happens, like after dinner, ALL the guys that I have been with have had the good sense to "rinse off" to quote Jim Slade.

 

I have been told that some guys like a little flavor (NOT ME!!!!)but crust. Come on. How does that even happen??

 

Hard to believe that a professional escort who is quite literally selling his ass wouldn't do a little inspection beforehand. I mean, it's not a mystery. It's clean or it ain't.

 

Not exactly rocket science.

 

Okie

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If I'm in the mood for rimming, I make sure the escort's reviews mention that activity -- specifically that the guy was clean and enthusastic. My first e-mail is more general about scheduling -- if the guy responds that he has time available, my second e-mail is very specific that I really enjoy rimming, sometimes saying something playful about how the picture of his ass is getting me hot to get my tongue in there -- the phrasing depends on how business-like or friendly the reply was.

 

I don't insult the guy by telling him that I expect him to be clean -- he's a professional and will get the message. I've never had a problem. A couple of times when I asked a guy to be sweaty from working out or the heat, he was still spotlessly clean in that area (without my asking).

 

If you made your wishes known up front and he wasn't clean, either he's careless, forgetful, or doesn't care -- basically unprofessional IMHO. Frankly, if he's careless about his appearance (keeping your ass clean is pretty basic hygiene), I would wonder how careful/careless he is about health checkups and infections.

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I really get off on rimming and enjoy it when a guy's ass is sweaty and musky, but not, ahem, muddy. So...I always tell guys (whether they are escorts or not) exactly what I stated above. If you don't like the musk and sweat, then say that you love to rim a clean ass. This addresses your desire to rim as well as your desire that his ass be clean. If he is still dirty, then you might consider ending the date. Only one time was a guy's ass dirty and that was because he mis-understood me and thought I had said that I liked a dirty ass. We solved the problem by using a wash cloth and some soap. The next time he was very musky but scat-free.

 

Like many of the people who replied to your post, I favor a direct approach. It makes for a much more enjoyable time and saves tons of embarrassment and doubt.

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Hi. I love to be rimmed and would never, never consider not a thorough cleaning. I also tell the escorts I see that I enjoy this and have been told a number of times that they expect me to be showered, I don't get upset although this is what I'd do. If I were an escort though and was one that liked to be rimmed, common sense says you are clean, if they are not I wouldn't see them again, that's just not right.

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As an escort whether I am being hired to top or bottom I ALWAYS make sure the back door is squeaky clean regardless. For a guy to show up with it muddied up is not excusable imho, it's just basic hygiene. If you chose to see the fellow again be direct on what you want and expect. But in this case as stated before it should be common sense to keep the back door clean. Besides the cleaner it is the further the penetration and as mostly a bottom the further one guys the more I moan }(

 

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Greg

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>What is the difference between a "clean" ass, a

>"musty" ass, and a "muddy" ass?

 

For me clean is fresh out of the shower clean inside and out, musky is clean but sweaty like I just got done at the gym and came straight over and muddy well ick aint going there. Think dingle berries LOL. I prefer musky balls or pits then asses. I like the squeaky clean ones.

 

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Guest zipperzone

Rimming is one of the things I like to do - in fact it's number one.

 

I can't imagine any escort worth his salt turning up with a dirty crack (unless that was specifically requested - ugh!)

 

It would be such a turnoff for me that I doubt if I could bring myself to see him again even if he had put himself through a carwash.

 

However if you say he is so hot that you can't resist his charms, be direct with him. No need for you to feel embarassed about telling him. It's he that should be embarassed.

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IMHO.Like all other things dealing with Sexual CONTACT Be Upfront!

 

If "Rimming" is your thing and that's what you like to get into be damn sure, you make it known to WHOMEVER your going to hook up with FIRST! You want to go back for Seconds Great! BUT get the Hygiene thing settled first!

 

I'm not sure what you mean by "Crusty Butt"...BUT that doesn't say much for the Guys overall Hygiene!

 

There's only 1 Guy I get into the Rimming with, because he Totally gets me Hard..But he also is Squeaky Clean ALL OVER!

 

;)

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Axiom.."Dr Bronner's Pure Castile Peppermint"! Been using it for Year's! Jake Dekkard turned me on to it Year's ago, when he was Located in NYC.

 

It's Pure Organic, even the guy's with Sensitive skin luv it!

 

Unfortunately at least in NYC it now is Priced like Pure GOLD! LOL

 

 

Any GUY I have ever recommend it to.. Luv's the Tingling on their Balls also! ;-)

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>I requested that when he enters the hotel room and after our

>embrace and/or kiss, retire to the bathroom and use my pure

>castille peppermint liquid soap; return to the main room

>(SUPER-HARD) so that I can have my way in front as well as in

>the back. (My directions to him were not this basic; I added a

>lot of pepper in my description.)

>

 

 

 

Peppermint sounds kind of pungent for the naughty areas. Wouldn't the Almond scent be more mild down there?

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I didn't think the soap was that expensive. I decided to order it yesterday. I ordered the 16 oz bottle of soap, the lotion, and the lip balm. the total was 21.47 with free ups shipping

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Thanks for all the responses and the welcome from jt brooklyn. I guess I failed to mention that part of my dilema was worrying about insulting the escort. Couple that with my discomfort in bringing it up and it became a bit troubling as how to handle it. I guess I'll be more upfront about it next time thanks to some responses here.

 

Thanks!

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