Escorts/Clients- Share you oddest ‘ALMOST LOST IT(appointment) because of ______’ story.

[+ tristanbaldwin]

Alright, quick post here from Barcelona. More to follow with a little trip report later, but I was inspired to post this because of a nearly disastrous experience yesterday.

 

Alright....both clients and escorts alike...we’ve probably had moments where some bonehead little thing interfered with the ability to have a session, etc. The bane of my existence has always been....RAZORS. I typically try not to shave just before appointments, in the event I cut myself. However, multiple times now...I’ve had it happen where I stick my hand into my bag of cosmetics / toiletries and literally run a five bladed razor across my fingertip...and now it’s bleeding like a fountain. OR, multiple times I’ve nipped the corner of my lip and now I’m bleeding and don’t feel comfortable going through with a session, because of open cuts(my rule of thumb is always a no no).

 

Well, the other day...I’m with a great guy, repeat that I would consider a friend...and as I’m climbing into the shower half asleep...my dick flips out and across the tip of the razor I’m carrying in my hand. GUSHING from the tip within seconds. Totally had to adjust the type of play, and I tapered down the price as well, since we weren’t able to do a quarter of what I/we like to do....but had this been any other client and not as understanding...this session would have been lost.

 

What’s everyone else’s bonehead story, that could of or DID ruin the day...?

Edited November 17, 2019 by tristanbaldwin

[+ bashful]

Making an appointment when changing meds. Didn't expect the effects, so cancelled on the best guy I ever met. Hope I made it right for him.

Edited November 16, 2019 by bashful

[+ WilliamM]

I hired a female companion in Hong Kong. Frustrating. I paid her before we went upstairs. Huge mistake. She left before we "tried" to have sex.

[Spursy]

My regular hire had a mishap before a scheduled meet involving a lighter and his dick. He told me about it sheepishly and then we shared a laugh. It turns out a burned dick is not an impediment to a great meet with your regular--at least if he's a bottom and you're a top!

[rvwnsd]

Well, let's see. There's the time a gasoline truck crashed, exploded, and the fire melted the freeway. A certain escort made the appointment work, albeit several hours late, through no fault of his own.

 

Then there was the time where I had to cancel on a different escort thanks to a wildfire. the smoke on the way to the appointment was so thick that 1) I would not have been able to breathe and 2) the freeway between San Diego (where I was) and LA (where he was) was closed sporadically.

[+ BlueSky]

I loved Tristan's post. I've had some unfortunate experiences with razors when shaving my balls. One bad nick and I'm bleeding. The problem isn't that it's gushing but that it takes forever to get it to stop. I never shave the berries the day of a meeting anymore.

[MrMattBig]

With shaving comes ingrown hairs sometimes.

I have had to reschedule I few times because of trying to get an ingrown on the shaft and making it worse. When I get them they tend to be well below the surface ugh. I make it a point to try to pluck when possible, especially for extended travel trips. Recently I had to let an ingrown i be for a while because of appointments several days in a row. It didn't raise the skin or compromise any appointments, but when I finally got an opportunity to get it, it must have been almost an inch long, from the shaft!?

[+ poolboy48220]

An appointment with a well reviewed guy here who shaved my balls during the session and nicked them. It put a damper on a lot of subsequent activity.

 

A four-handed massage session, incall; when we finished we found there was a fire in the apartment complex and the fire trucks had the exit blocked. We hung out for about 20 minutes until things cleared.