How to find a masculine Halloween costume for your effeminate son

[Kevin Slater]

Per annual tradition:

 

 

Kevin Slater

[hypothetically]

Per annual tradition:

 

 

Kevin Slater

 

“Hello, Travis.”

[+ azdr0710]

and, as per annual tradition, THIS IS A PARODY.......this is NOT a real news story!

[sincitymix]

give him a captain marvel costume or wonder woman

[rvwnsd]

and, as per annual tradition, THIS IS A PARODY.......this is NOT a real news story!

That's right. The Onion stories sound more plausible than the real shit people actually do.