Come Back, Victor Borge ...

[Guest ncm2169]

... and do your best to apply your phonetic punctuation to the abundance of apostrophes in posts like this (excerpt):

 

< Big Red seem's like the type that is very hard to find these day's...Especially in NYC.

 

The Quantity due to Economic's has gone Up..BUT the Quality hasn't really. Some Guy's are still coasting along on Long Past Review's of what they were when they started out! LOL

 

You find a Guy that "Work's It" well, being a Regular is the best way to go.[/i] >

 

Just an observation. :*

 

Does anyone know a quick cure for a stuck keyboard key? }(

[+ purplekow]

Take your face off the keyboard?

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[+ Hoover42]

If the key is stuck because of dust or dried liquid, you should be able to unstick the key by following these steps:

 

1. Pull off the key by prying it loose with with a flat blade screwdriver

2. Clean the key and the keyboard with an alchohol soaked pad or q-tip

3. Use a can of compressed air (available at office or computer supply stores) to blow away any dust from around the key connection point

4. Replace the key

 

A thorough cleaning would involve repeating those steps for every key on the keyboard.

 

...Hoover

[best hotel]

i didn't know we ......excuse me, I didn't know we were having a quiz...

[JT Brooklyn]

Apparently JT has picked up a Stalker in the "Little" ncm! LOL

 

"Stalk on Babe"..I Crave attention as do some of the "Old Time" Euro Working Guys around here! You know who you are...LOL :P

[+ Hoover42]

Poor JT...first I pick on him for capitalization and now ncm complains about apostrophes.

 

...Hoover

[AdamSmith]

I will take JT's

 

(a) knowledgeableness about escorts

(b) wit

 

any day over the

 

© formally correct but

(d) ill informed or

(e) horrors -- dull!

 

posts that I and others commit all too regularly here.

 

Admittedly at first it hurt to read it, but now I have grown to love JT's mode of written expression as one might an expressive exotic dialect. Type on!

[JT Brooklyn]

"Thank You" to the Gentlemen who do appreciate The "Expressive and Exotic Style of writing (Luv this line) Which I am cursed with! LOL

 

To THE REST..There's alway's "The New York Time's" Babe! HaHa

 

And here y'all thought I was gonna say something else! There's enuff "Flamer's" (one who Fans Flames) around here, you guys "donot" need another one!

 

:P

[Steven_Draker]

> ... Stalker ...

 

What Go's around come's Around, jT.

 

Bad "Karma" can Be a Bitsch.

 

Hug's from "Your Euro guy's"

 

:+ :+ :+

[JT Brooklyn]

English as a "Second Language" in Some Euro Guy Cases is defintely obvious in writing, more so when spoken....

 

As long as the EURO Guy knows how to "Count in American" for the "Exchange Rate" when he returns Briefly to his Homeland!

 

Apparently in One case VERY Briefly towards the "End of his Career"!

 

LOL :P

[whipped guy]

I have grown to love JT's mode of written expression as one might an expressive exotic dialect. Type on!

 

Yes!

 

Type on JT!

 

Nobody does it better than you!

[Rick Munroe]

>I will take JT's

>

>(a) knowledgeableness about escorts

>(b) wit

>

>any day

 

Me, too. Personally, I enjoy JT's humor, honesty and idiosyncratic writing style. Let the apostrophes and quotation marks flow.

[+ purplekow]

>>I will take JT's

>>

>>(a) knowledgeableness about escorts

>>(b) wit

>>

>>any day

>

>Me, too. Personally, I enjoy JT's humor, honesty and

>idiosyncratic writing style. Let the apostrophes and

>quotation marks flow.

 

Shouldn't that be: Let the apostrophe's and the "quotation mark's" flow. ?

[whipped guy]

Re: Personally, I enjoy JT's humor, honesty and idiosyncratic writing style. [/font color=blue]

 

Rick... I totally agree... and the key word in that sentence is honesty... That coupled with his entertaining style, drollness, and sincerity make his postings a breath of fresh air.

 

Those that don't like it can 'suck on that!

[JT Brooklyn]

"Thanks Guys"...

 

I unlike some.. donot have this "False Modesty" etc thing going on to fill the "coffer's" for MY Twilight year's in Scenic Broooklyn! LOL

 

BUT I do in all "HONESTY" wish.. I could say I looked justa little bit like ZEB ATLAS! But I know you guy's can only take so much JT Humour in one Dose! LOL :P

 

Here's Hoping we all have a Fun Sex Filled Summer!

[best hotel]

...jt...please add my voice to the chorus...we love you here

[AdamSmith]

>I unlike some.. donot have this "False Modesty" etc thing

>going on to fill the "coffer's" for MY Twilight year's in

>Scenic Broooklyn! LOL

 

ROFL

 

Don't ever stop!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Oh dear. It looks like a certain NCM (National Corvette Museum, New California Media, The Neural Control of Movement Society?) is bored. Well, instead of picking on others with a red pen of correctiveness try these suggestions.

 

VDN

 

PS, JT ROCKS!

 

-----

 

If you are bored ......

 

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)

See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

 

See how long you can hold a note

(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)

Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

 

Try to not think about penguins

(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)

This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

 

Use your secret mind power

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

 

Pretend you're a robot

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

 

Scratch yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

 

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

 

Hurt yourself

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

 

Try to swallow your tongue

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

 

Pretend to be a car

(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)

Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

 

Make Star Trek door noises

(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)

Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

 

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image

(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)

Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

 

Get yourself as nauseated as possible

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

 

Invent a weird twitch

(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)

Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out whe you go shopping.

 

Make a low buzzing noise

(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)

Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

[+ purplekow]

After reading this post, VDN, I thought, man this guy has way too much time on his hands. But after a moment's reflection, I realized that with all those time wasters, you probably don't have any time on your hands.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>After reading this post, VDN, I thought, man this guy has way

>too much time on his hands. But after a moment's reflection,

>I realized that with all those time wasters, you probably

>don't have any time on your hands.

 

 

I am very busy doing so much of nothing. It's moments like these that I invoke the words of the literary, musical genius Prince who said, and I quote:

 

"Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing but different than the day before."